# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 477
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9530 "2019-03-25T17:04:08Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Pray tell, who here _would_ you take advice from? BTW, if you want to play with me in the Pit, I would be delighted. :snort: You’re goddamned hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9531 "2019-03-25T17:04:35Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Well, if I’m reading [this post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21491166&postcount=26) right, a disgraced Moderator is the last person I’d take advice from. You’re taking _ **Fenris** _ as a guide to what’s good moderation? You have no fucking clue. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9532 "2019-03-25T17:05:40Z")
It’s true **Czarcasm** is a disgrace. I mean, you don’t want to see the man eat - it’s a horrorshow. And his fashion choices, oy vey… ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9533 "2019-03-25T17:05:43Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You’re taking _ **Fenris** _ as a guide to what’s good moderation? You have no fucking clue. So you’re defending **Czarcasm** ’s disgraceful moderation? You going on record with that? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9534 "2019-03-25T17:05:46Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > :snort: You’re goddamned hilarious. Buh bye, gutless wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9535 "2019-03-25T17:06:47Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > It’s true **Czarcasm** is a disgrace. I mean, you don’t want to see the man eat - it’s a horrorshow. And his fashion choices, oy vey… That paisley kilt was a fashion statement ahead of its time, I tells ya. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9536 "2019-03-25T17:07:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Buh bye, gutless wonder. Naw… bring it, bitch. Whatcha gonna do? Say something mean? Get over yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9537 "2019-03-25T17:13:22Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Naw… bring it, bitch. Whatcha gonna do? Say something mean? > > Get over yourself. You want to use **Fenris** as someone emulate-Any follow up to that would just be gilding the lily. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9538 "2019-03-25T17:17:45Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > You want to use **Fenris** as someone emulate-Any follow up to that would just be gilding the lily. I followed the links **Fenris** posted. Were those cherry picked to paint you in a bad light? Even if they were, what’s there looks pretty damning to me. Come on, gutless wonder. Follow through on your threat. Or did they take your balls when they fired you? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9539 "2019-03-25T17:19:32Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > That paisley kilt was a fashion statement ahead of its time, I tells ya. The plus-fours ruined the effect. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9540 "2019-03-25T17:21:22Z")
I hear in Dumfries they still burn him in effigy every Burns night. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9541 "2019-03-25T17:24:50Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The plus-fours ruined the effect. I told him to go with either Mary-Janes or Side-saddles, but would he listen? NooOOoo. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9542 "2019-03-25T17:28:43Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The plus-fours ruined the effect. Are you saying I should have stuck with the paisley over all, instead of the cupcake-patterned plus-fours? I thought the contrast worked rather well, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9543 "2019-03-25T17:31:44Z")
I believe he’s the only person to be deported from Scotland for “acts of public indecency involving a haggis”. There are children still traumatized by the memory of his cries of “Take it! Take it right in your honest sonsie face, pudding boy!” Anyhoo. Two people gratuitously winding each other up in a thread about trolling is like fighting in the War Room. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9544 "2019-03-25T17:40:28Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I believe he’s the only person to be deported from Scotland for “acts of public indecency involving a haggis”. There are children still traumatized by the memory of his cries of “Take it! Take it right in your honest sonsie face, pudding boy!” _You_ can eat my “Scotch Eggs”…and none of the noises coming from that haggis sounded even remotely like “No.” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9545 "2019-03-25T19:20:33Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > That paisley kilt was a fashion statement ahead of its time, I tells ya. Was it the [tartan of Paisley](https://s3.amazonaws.com/spoonflower/public/design_thumbnails/0668/6337/rpaisley_1552mod2_shop_preview.png), paisley [the pattern](https://img1.etsystatic.com/002/0/5981875/il_fullxfull.396483459_k61m.jpg) (my favorite color) or the [tartan of Stewart with paisley overlay](http://s3.amazonaws.com/spoonflower/public/design_thumbnails/0432/8867/rrBlack_Stewart_Paisley_FINAL_shop_preview.png)? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9546 "2019-03-25T19:25:00Z")
Could we make a trade and get that 007 guy back? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9547 "2019-03-25T19:31:01Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Could we make a trade and get that 007 guy back? > > CMC fnord! Who was that “soopersekrit” agent back in the early days that created a sock to further the intrigue? That guy was fun. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9548 "2019-03-25T19:40:41Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > {…} That guy was fun. And he really, really, really wants to be friends with _ALL_ of us! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9549 "2019-03-25T19:58:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Who was that “soopersekrit” agent back in the early days that created a sock to further the intrigue? That guy was fun. FORMERAGENT, maybe? (caps intentional - on my part) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=476) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=478)