# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 478
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9550 "2019-03-25T20:03:16Z")
> [@Andy\_L](#): > > FORMERAGENT, maybe? (caps intentional - on my part) Yeah, that’s him. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9551 "2019-03-25T20:19:19Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You’re taking _ **Fenris** _ as a guide to what’s good moderation? You have no fucking clue. Actually, Fenris is a pretty good moderator when he’s not being arbitrary and capricious. So, about 10 percent of the time?🆒 ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9552 "2019-03-25T22:18:48Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Maybe, maybe not. No matter the percentages, it’s a sucky way to treat new people. Listen, many of these folks have been engaged in this dysfunctional behavior for over a decade. You are communicating with folks who have legit mental illnesses. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9553 "2019-03-25T23:10:20Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Maybe, maybe not. No matter the percentages, it’s a sucky way to treat new people. As I said: those who treat us well get treated well in return. Conversely, those who give us garbage get garbage thrust back on them. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9554 "2019-03-25T23:24:37Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > As I said: those who treat us well get treated well in return. > > Conversely, those who give us garbage get garbage thrust back on them. Or maybe you just like poking the newbies: > [@Skywatcher](#): > > This thread stopped being solely about trolls and expanded into “weird newbie” territory a while back. 🙂 > > Maybe he’s a troll, maybe not, but he’s certainly weird. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9555 "2019-03-25T23:26:27Z")
Numerology is a garbage science. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2019, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9556 "2019-03-25T23:34:56Z")
Do not use “science” and “numerology” in the same sentence. Not even with a “not” between them. Keep the two notions far, far apart. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9557 "2019-03-26T00:36:15Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Could we make a trade and get that 007 guy back? > > CMC fnord! Are you talking about **Luciano**? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9558 "2019-03-26T00:39:37Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Are you talking about **Luciano**? Ayup, he was annoying, stupid, and illiterate . . . but we could fix that. Someone else is just a lost cause. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9559 "2019-03-26T00:40:16Z")
Sunny, don’t say that name 3 times. It may bring him back.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9560 "2019-03-26T01:10:36Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Ayup, he was annoying, stupid, and illiterate . . . but we could fix that. > > Someone else is just a lost cause. > > CMC fnord! I ended up on the fence about him. I’d be open to giving him another shot. ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_Gulotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dec6dc/32.png) [@Frank\_Gulotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_Gulotta)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9561 "2019-03-27T18:10:45Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Didn’t **DkTrdGuy** say he hung around with the Dark Triad? I give you [**DarkSpearTriant**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=846687). Mr. Triant has linked to a youtube channel from someone raising a baby monkey and asking for monetary support to do so. > > I’m not saying that someone, somewhere isn’t doing so. I just find it odd that that someone picked this user name. It could be legit, in which case - welcome to the underground economy of baby monkey raising for money. > > (Baby monkey thread reported) Just found out about that weird youtube community that has a raging hatred of baby monkeys… and the guy you mentioned has interacted with them. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnx0PehM2LA&lc=UgyY3E9csvgQ-ovdX-B4AaABAg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnx0PehM2LA&lc=UgyY3E9csvgQ-ovdX-B4AaABAg) What makes it even weirder is that all his videos seem pretty innocent. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9562 "2019-03-27T18:22:41Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > So you’re defending **Czarcasm** ’s disgraceful moderation? You going on record with that? I’m going on record that you’re a fuckwit if you take seriously a single thing that **Fenris** says. > [@Emiliana](#): > > Actually, Fenris is a pretty good moderator when he’s not being arbitrary and capricious. So, about 10 percent of the time?🆒 **Fenris** loves to present himself as an authority about this board and it’s history, but he consistently misremembers, misinterprets, or misunderstands most of what he posts about it. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9563 "2019-03-27T18:33:18Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I’m going on record that you’re a fuckwit if you take seriously a single thing that **Fenris** says. Not to mention hypocritical, given his history of poking posters for snarkpit content. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9564 "2019-03-27T18:44:52Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Ayup, he was annoying, stupid, and illiterate . . . but we could fix that.! You are an extreme optimist. But if you really want to read constant incoherent rants about how the SJWs and liberals are destroying everything, you could visit him [here](http://www.city-data.com/forum/exercise-fitness/3029975-exercise-fitness-becoming-another-sjw-institution.html). ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9565 "2019-03-27T18:48:00Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > You are an extreme optimist. But if you really want to read constant incoherent rants about how the SJWs and liberals are destroying everything, you could visit him [here](http://www.city-data.com/forum/exercise-fitness/3029975-exercise-fitness-becoming-another-sjw-institution.html). Wait, didn’t he just show back up telling us how much he’s changed/evolved? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9566 "2019-03-27T18:51:16Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > You are an extreme optimist. But if you really want to read constant incoherent rants about how the SJWs and liberals are destroying everything, you could visit him [here](http://www.city-data.com/forum/exercise-fitness/3029975-exercise-fitness-becoming-another-sjw-institution.html). It’s funny cause he’s getting his ass handed to him in that thread ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9567 "2019-03-27T18:52:44Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I’m going on record that you’re a fuckwit if you take seriously a single thing that **Fenris** says. I don’t have the history here to have an opinion on **Fenris** , but it’s a clear and foregone conclusion that **GreysonCarlisle** is a fuckwit on quite an impressive scale. There’s absolutely no “if” about it. For example, in this thread alone – starting from [this post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21548051&postcount=9442) – and going on for pages – he has managed to attack and insult pretty much everyone he’s come in contact with. My own encounter with the asshole was over his claim that in this thread, the board collectively somehow systematically attacks new posters for no good reason except for our amusement. Challenged multiple times to provide evidence of this preposterous claim, he merely unleashed the usual torrent of insults and name-calling, so in addition to being an asshole and doing in actual reality exactly what he falsely accuses others of doing, he reveals himself as an immature and hypocritical jerk more interested in demeaning others and winning teh Internets than in honest debate. I have very very few posters on “ignore” because there is a very high barrier to entry to my exclusive ignore list, but **GreysonCarlisle** is in the running and might make it. It’s not so much that he’s an obnoxious asshole, although he certainly is that, and he’s not even creatively insulting, it’s that he’s just simply and irredeemably useless. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9568 "2019-03-27T19:03:49Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > he merely unleashed the usual torrent of insults and name-calling Do you remember what forum you’re in? > [@](#): > > doing in actual reality exactly what he falsely accuses others of doing, he reveals himself as an immature and hypocritical jerk So you’re a new member? **Czarcasm** just joined the board recently? **BigT** is a newbie? How did you make it through school with that level of reading comprehension? > [@](#): > > more interested in demeaning others and winning teh Internets than in honest debate. Apparently, you _don’t_ know what forum you’re in. Or is this a _can dish it out but can’t take it_ thing? > [@](#): > > I have very very few posters on “ignore” because there is a very high barrier to entry to my exclusive ignore list, but **GreysonCarlisle** is in the running and might make it. Knock yourself out. I won’t miss you. FWIW, there’s only one person in the past few pages of this thread who’s on my ignore list. Every one of the others I’ve blocked were eventually banned. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9569 "2019-03-27T19:22:45Z")
Provide evidence for your delusional claim, or shut the fuck up. A more self-aware person might wonder why so many posters in just the last few pages all seem to consider him to be an asshole, a fuckwit, or a hypocrite. Not, you, though. No self-awareness there at all. Which explains a lot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=477) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=479)