# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 479
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9570 "2019-03-27T19:30:34Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Provide evidence for your delusional claim, or shut the fuck up. A more self-aware person might wonder why so many posters in just the last few pages all seem to consider him to be an asshole, a fuckwit, or a hypocrite. Not, you, though. No self-awareness there at all. Which explains a lot. One skinny little turd gets together with four or five other skinny little turds, but they’re still just skinny little turds. I’ve told you that I’m not digging through 191 pages of garbage. Especially since you’ve already conceded that my point has been accurate, at least in some cases, and since **SkyWatcher** has already admitted that this thread is about bashing weird newbies. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9571 "2019-03-27T20:23:31Z")
You know, in these unintentionally comical situations of “everyone here is an idiot except me”, a wiser man might stop to reflect on who the real idiot is instead of further embarrassing himself. You do appear to be an obnoxious hateful asshole that nobody likes, and incapable of arguing in good faith. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9572 "2019-03-27T20:24:24Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > One skinny little turd gets together with four or five other skinny little turds, but they’re still just skinny little turds. If everyone around you seems to be assholes, maybe you’re the one with the problem? ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9573 "2019-03-27T20:29:00Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > You know, in these unintentionally comical situations of “everyone here is an idiot except me” Except I never said that. What I said is that you’re an asshole. Not a very smart asshole, no, but certainly not an idiot. Talk about not arguing in good faith. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2019, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9574 "2019-03-27T20:35:34Z")
And the King handed each of his sons a skinny little turd and said “Break it!”. Which each prince did easily. Then he took five skinny little turds, and merged them into one large shit, and said “Break _that_!” Which they did, easily, because its shit. “Fuck you smartass punks, fight it out when I’m dead!” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9575 "2019-03-28T04:28:24Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Not to mention hypocritical, given his history of poking posters for snarkpit content. Dude, you really seem to have a hard on for the guy. I mean, it seems to me you bring him up more than the other way around. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9576 "2019-03-28T04:49:22Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I’m going on record that you’re a fuckwit if you take seriously a single thing that **Fenris** says. Hey, now! He makes a plausibly supportable case for _Bedknobs and Broomsticks_ being a superior movie to _Mary Poppins_. I’m not saying that I’m persuaded, but I can’t dismiss the argument out of hand just because it was advanced by **Fenris**. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9577 "2019-03-28T11:54:52Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I mean, it seems to me you bring him up more than the other way around. I wouldn’t know; I can’t see his posts. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9578 "2019-03-28T21:41:30Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Talk about not arguing Of course they are arguing. You’re the one making bizarre statements with no logic or evidence behind them. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9579 "2019-03-28T21:50:54Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > Of course they are arguing. You’re the one making bizarre statements with no logic or evidence behind them. Says the guy who substantially altered my post to prove a demonstrably untrue point. I’m not sure you know what the word _logic_ means. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9580 "2019-03-28T22:05:01Z")
Dude, based solely on your posts on this page of this thread, IMO you’re an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9581 "2019-03-28T22:05:56Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Dude, based solely on your posts on this page of this thread, IMO you’re an asshole. OK. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9582 "2019-03-28T22:12:29Z")
> [@GreysonCarlisle](#): > > Says the guy who substantially altered my post to prove a demonstrably untrue point. Then demonstrate it. Obviously you cannot, or else you would have by now. Now cease your prattling while you look up the word “prattling” in the dictionary, should you own one. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2019, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9583 "2019-03-28T22:16:30Z")
> [@Derleth](#): > > Then demonstrate it. > > Obviously you cannot, or else you would have by now. It’s been demonstrated. Get any children or grandchildren in middle school you may have to read my previous posts for comprehension. Maybe they can explain it to you. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9584 "2019-03-29T11:43:02Z")
Maybe this hijack could go elsewhere.? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9585 "2019-03-29T12:43:59Z")
Unlike the song, isn’t that actually the textbook definition of ironic? Engaging in trollish behavior to disprove trollish behavior? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9586 "2019-03-29T12:47:58Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Unlike the song, isn’t that actually the textbook definition of ironic? Engaging in trollish behavior to disprove trollish behavior? Yep. > [@Gyrate](#): > > Two people gratuitously winding each other up in a thread about trolling is like fighting in the War Room. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9587 "2019-03-29T19:09:45Z")
I don’t normally participate in this thread, but everyone go check out the new pee guy in Great Debates. It’s like performance art or something. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9588 "2019-03-29T20:48:56Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Maybe this hijack could go elsewhere.? Your frustration is understandable, but technically it’s not really a hijack, IMO. You could look at it creatively in the following way. The purpose of this thread is to call out and ridicule trolls, assholes, ignoramuses, and other undesirable detritus. In the case of **GreysonCarlisle** , he is saving us the trouble by coming in here and unwittingly doing it himself. He’s engaging in a kind of self-referential performance art where he’s hilariously oblivious to the fact that he’s unintentionally pitting himself. Every time he rages and flails against yet another respected poster in his typical asshole-ish fashion, imagining that he’s Winning teh Internets™, he provides both free entertainment and proof of his own aggressive stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9589 "2019-03-29T21:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Your frustration is understandable, but technically it’s not really a hijack, IMO. It is a kayak hijack, give the dog a bone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=478) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=480)