# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/941 "2017-03-16T00:16:00Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > **4kad** prefers not to date. Because you know, bitches be crazy or something. [Here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821563) OMG, those threads are so fucking predictable, you can get it in one only by reading the title, and if you’re not convinced yet that’s it the same boring relationship/dating troll shit, read the half-literate OP, then check the join date. And still every time some people take it at face value. It’s to laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/942 "2017-03-16T15:41:24Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > That link isn’t working for me but a look at [Goosie’s 6-year post history](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?do=finduser) doesn’t indicate to me there is any reason to believe they are trolling. > > The liberal’s replies in the goon squad thread including my own seem to justify the validity of the question. This was the post in question: > [@Does President Trump use private "goon squads"?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-president-trump-use-private-goon-squads/782210/1): > > Does President Trump use private “goon squads” to deal with people who displease him somehow? > Could he become America’s “Papa Doc”? You are right. Looking at his whole posting history, for the most part I don’t see a large history of trolling, but this particular post was poorly constructed at best, and trolling at worst. There’s an ATMB thread on it now. It’s an inflammatory statement thrown out without any supporting evidence. I’ll retract my “troll” label, for now, pending further evidence. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/943 "2017-03-17T22:00:53Z")
[QUOTE=ckalli1998] … [/QUOTE] Bye, Felicia. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/944 "2017-03-20T09:55:24Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Bye, Felicia. In the end he went all “Yo, I am having aberrant sex with your female relations” which is effective if you and your audience are 14 but not so much otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/945 "2017-03-20T10:35:01Z")
I don’t know if this guy’s trolling, ignorant, or just obsessed, but he thinks Edward Rice Burroughs’ estate should let go of their trademark on Tarzan and let it go into the public domain just because they’ve “had it long enough.” [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821892](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821892) ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/946 "2017-03-20T12:54:35Z")
The OP of this closed thread about the movie [Tomorrowland](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821992) probably deserves to be watched based on the user name and topic of that thread. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/947 "2017-03-20T13:13:46Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > The OP of this closed thread about the movie [Tomorrowland](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821992) probably deserves to be watched based on the user name and topic of that thread. Someone with the initials KKK in their username? Maybe they’re just a fan of Krusty’s Komedy Klassics. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/948 "2017-03-20T13:46:12Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > The OP of this closed thread about the movie [Tomorrowland](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821992) probably deserves to be watched based on the user name and topic of that thread. Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the white Anglo males? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/949 "2017-03-20T15:03:45Z")
> [@oft\_wears\_hats](#): > > Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the white Anglo males? Poster making claim that white males are underrepresented in a movie has the initials “KKK”-nothing suspicious _there_. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/950 "2017-03-20T20:55:16Z")
Linus? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/951 "2017-03-22T13:22:56Z")
Yet another [“I have a very weird relationship issue that I’d like you to help me with ok thanks!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822141) OP… ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/952 "2017-03-24T20:20:31Z")
Here’s one who is hopefully short-lived. Edg 52 [woke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20088682#post20088682) a 13-year old zombie about when art crosses into pedophilia with a completely unrelated comment on a teacher arrested 13 years ago for forcing a student to undress. When that thread was shut down, s/he opened a [new thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822372) asking what fantasies women have about children. So far everyone is too squicked out to reply. Sure, maybe they just have a scientific curiosity about pedophilia and will turn out to be a good contributor to the board. Or maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/953 "2017-03-24T20:34:01Z")
They now have a length of rope. Let’s see what they do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/954 "2017-03-24T21:50:25Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > When that thread was shut down, s/he opened a [new thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822372) asking what fantasies women have about children. So far everyone is too squicked out to reply. I can attest to being squicked out. Bleah. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/955 "2017-03-24T23:17:25Z")
And he’s joined untold others in the cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/956 "2017-03-25T03:39:15Z")
That was pretty fast. I begin to think the mods are using this thread to find these guys sooner than they would otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/957 "2017-03-25T05:01:09Z")
I don’t think so, or maybe this thread is just one tool in the arsenal. There are some that have lasted an astoundingly long time after being mentioned in this thread. Some are even still here. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/958 "2017-03-25T06:59:55Z")
No list of trolling is complete without [aldi’s latest nonsense](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822319): “Shouldn’t Muslims be a little more understanding about the Crusades?” I, for one, am looking forward to his follow-on thread, “Why can’t Muslims accept being discriminated against today?” That one will surely be a hoot. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/959 "2017-03-27T20:11:43Z")
Pretty annoyed with\*\* Urbanredneck\*\*'s [drive by bullshit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20096327&postcount=682). Dude [never makes a lick of sense](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822593), puts zero thought into his posts, and never comes back to explain what the fuck he’s talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/960 "2017-03-27T23:20:07Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Pretty annoyed with\*\* Urbanredneck\*\*'s [drive by bullshit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20096327&postcount=682). > > Dude [never makes a lick of sense](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=822593), puts zero thought into his posts, and never comes back to explain what the fuck he’s talking about. All true. But at least he has practiced truth in labeling on himself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=49)