# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 480
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9590 "2019-03-29T22:16:49Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I don’t normally participate in this thread, but everyone go check out the new pee guy in Great Debates. It’s like performance art or something. ?? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9591 "2019-03-29T22:18:46Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I don’t normally participate in this thread, but everyone go check out the new pee guy in Great Debates. It’s like performance art or something. > [@kambuckta](#): > > ?? Cornfielded. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9592 "2019-03-29T22:36:41Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Cornfielded. Thanks. Thought I was going mad for a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9593 "2019-03-29T23:10:35Z")
Dammit. That was awesome too ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9594 "2019-03-29T23:29:32Z")
It sounded interesting, for some values of interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9595 "2019-03-30T00:07:26Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > It sounded interesting, for some values of interesting. Disgusting, disturbing, and pathetic, yes. Interesting, no, unless you are interested in infantile scatological fetishes repetitively expressed in an incoherent and illiterate manner. Believe me, you guys do _not_ want to see what’s in the cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9596 "2019-03-30T00:15:40Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Disgusting, disturbing, and pathetic, yes. Interesting, no, unless you are interested in infantile scatological fetishes repetitively expressed in an incoherent and illiterate manner. Come on, who’s NOT interested in that? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9597 "2019-03-30T00:46:11Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Come on, who’s NOT interested in that? 🙂 You can have my share. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9598 "2019-03-30T00:49:12Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I wouldn’t know; I can’t see his posts. Doesn’t seem to do you much good, for all he lives in your head. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9599 "2019-03-30T00:59:36Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You can have my share. Normally I would agree, but that was just so weird it was worth reading. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9600 "2019-03-30T01:09:15Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Doesn’t seem to do you much good, for all he lives in your head. Or, you know, our resident threadshitter brought his bullshit up, and so said bullshit is being discussed. You seem to care too much about his feelings getting hurt. He’s a big boy. He knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t need momma to defend him ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9601 "2019-03-30T02:44:17Z")
This thread was _supposed_ to be humorous. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9602 "2019-03-30T03:31:56Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Disgusting, disturbing, and pathetic, yes. Interesting, no, unless you are interested in infantile scatological fetishes repetitively expressed in an incoherent and illiterate manner. > > Believe me, you guys do _not_ want to see what’s in the cornfield. I thought I wouldn’t be, but the spirit of scientific inquiry overwhelmed me, and I felt compelled to google “infantile scatological fetishes repetitively expressed in an incoherent and illiterate manner.” It’s probably even too disturbing for Google, because it returned no hits. I’ma take **Colibri** ’s word for it. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9603 "2019-03-30T03:53:31Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Or, you know, our resident threadshitter brought his bullshit up, and so said bullshit is being discussed. Quite. And perhaps the bullshitter no longer brings up my name so much because he stopped getting reactions. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9604 "2019-03-30T03:58:52Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > This thread was _supposed_ to be humorous. Well, it is, in a pratfall sort of way. Kind of like watching a very long failarmy video. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9605 "2019-03-30T04:11:10Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I thought I wouldn’t be, but the spirit of scientific inquiry overwhelmed me, and I felt compelled to google “infantile scatological fetishes repetitively expressed in an incoherent and illiterate manner.” > > It’s probably even too disturbing for Google, because it returned no hits. > > I’ma take **Colibri** ’s word for it. You may make light of it now but imagine how your lives would change if a daughter of yours married [Evan Fournier](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/david-whitley/os-evan-fourniers-gross-nickname-20151104-post.html). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9606 "2019-03-30T17:27:01Z")
Yikes! There go my aspirations of grandfatherhood! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2019, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9607 "2019-04-16T02:27:00Z")
[You’re a fine one to complain about “weird ideas”, Doc.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21592236&postcount=25) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9608 "2019-04-22T08:48:41Z")
This [dipshit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21602269&postcount=12). I don’t think he’ll be around long. ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9609 "2019-04-22T13:30:50Z")
Bit soon for that conclusion, no? He could start using spellcheck though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=479) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=481)