# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 482
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2019, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9630 "2019-05-06T03:49:21Z")
> [@naita](#): > > [JBGUSA](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=875031) idiot, troll or both. Probably both. But his posts are always so incredibly dumb, it’s possible he holds down a day job and plays the village idiot for shits and giggles. It’s a challenge to rate his stupidity in comparison to the venerable village idiot **Urbanredneck** , whose lunatic rantings are by now the stuff of legend. [Over here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21626574&postcount=309) he pontificates on the subject of college tuition. I have not had the privilege of being treated to his wisdom in earlier posts in that thread, and I think I’ll keep it that way. But I just happened to see that latest one. The idea being advanced here is that studying the humanities in university is a waste of time and money, because that’s what movies and museums are for. Watch a movie on Friday, go to a museum on Saturday, and your edumacation in the humanities is complete. What universities need to do – I think I remember this from earlier **Urbanredneck** pontifications – is impart real knowledge, like welding and plumbing. This is the purpose of higher education. I’m pretty sure that it was **Urbanredneck** who once formulated the brilliant philosophical conundrum that still has our deepest thinkers completely stymied, namely, what would the president of Harvard do if, say, he took a really big dump and his toilet got blocked? Clearly the man is useless, and doesn’t hold a candle to the societal value of the Roto-Rooter guy. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9631 "2019-05-07T16:46:49Z")
[I think Mr Regards has finally snapped](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21629387&postcount=1447). It was bound to happen eventually. The pressure of having to come up with a post hoc rationalisation every time a black person was killed by the police or died in custody must have gotten to him. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9632 "2019-05-10T05:33:28Z")
[Newbie schools us on the health consequences when an ice cream molecule bonds to a tea molecule](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21634554&postcount=14). ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9633 "2019-05-10T05:47:23Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Newbie schools us on the health consequences when an ice cream molecule bonds to a tea molecule](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21634554&postcount=14). Well, he is the Superior One. And he got schooled himself by a mod, so perhaps he will straighten up and actually contribute. Or flee in terror. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9634 "2019-05-10T05:51:27Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Newbie schools us on the health consequences when an ice cream molecule bonds to a tea molecule](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21634554&postcount=14). Hey, I obviously searched Google for some ridiculous reasons and came up with this stupid website. I’m going to waste my time signing up just to complain about signing up and make a confusing post to a 20 yr old post. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9635 "2019-05-10T09:11:51Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Newbie schools us on the health consequences when an ice cream molecule bonds to a tea molecule](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21634554&postcount=14). I remember the mention of the tea/ice cream/oxalic acid thing on E/R. Always wondered about that. But yeah, Mr Snarkmeister Noob Esq. there needs to dial down the attitude several notches. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9636 "2019-05-10T13:46:29Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Hey, I obviously searched Google for some ridiculous reasons and came up with this stupid website. I’m going to waste my time signing up just to complain about signing up and make a confusing post to a 20 yr old post. If I’da been the mod, I’d’ve replied with something in the vein of, “We require a sign-up to keep the riff-raff out. This is not always successful.” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2019, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9637 "2019-05-10T17:43:39Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > If I’da been the mod, I’d’ve replied with something in the vein of, “We require a sign-up to keep the riff-raff out. This is not always successful.” but at least we are not _n_chan ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9638 "2019-05-11T04:54:45Z")
I regret the closing of the thread. We haven’t had a decent troll in ages. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2019, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9639 "2019-05-11T18:21:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I regret the closing of the thread. We haven’t had a decent troll in ages. ☹ We haven’t had a decent _new_ troll in ages. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9640 "2019-05-13T14:09:00Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > We haven’t had a decent _new_ troll in ages. Sometimes the old ones [keep coming back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=875446). In this case, I think because **Asimovian** quit. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9641 "2019-05-21T12:48:22Z")
Not so much trolls, as intrepid spammers. [Lawnestran](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), [John515](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) and [Oleuminna](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Each has a low postcount. First hit from the tag-team was **John515** , reported [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=538187&page=3) by **running coach** for link spam, although it seems the link was removed. Then \*\*Lawnestran \*\*[posted his fervent desire for pretty girls](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21653959#post21653959), to which \*\*John515 \*\*[replied](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21653959&postcount=5)"Reported" - I assume in an attempt to dissuade anyone else from reporting it. And in the same thread, our man \*\*Oleuminna \*\*[has an answer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21654001&postcount=6): a link to a brothel (I’m assuming, I didn’t click the link). This is impressive tag-team work! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9642 "2019-05-21T13:22:02Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Not so much trolls, as intrepid spammers. All gone now. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9643 "2019-05-24T16:43:51Z")
Looks like we have a new one: Malaclypse. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21660462&postcount=1293](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21660462&postcount=1293) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9644 "2019-05-24T17:14:10Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Looks like we have a new one: Malaclypse. > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21660462&postcount=1293](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21660462&postcount=1293) He started out pleasant enough but very quickly went down the “extreme stereotype of the Daily Mail reader” rabbit hole. A few winners from that same thread: > [@Malaclypse the elder](#): > > The number of foreigners now living and predating off our tax payer funded welfare state not to mention adding to our imports bill but producing virtually nothing to increase our export value are ruining life for the indigenous British population. Note the use of “indigenous”. > [@](#): > > What is wrong with being a “Nationalist”? What is wrong with having pride in one’s birth nation, especially in the case of England? What is wrong with being a nativist? Or being judgemental? Or accepting that our way of life is best or us though not necessarily for other nationalities or “cultures” or races? Or that theirs is not compatible with ours? Why should WE change, especially to incorporate values and even morality from foreigners? > > For that matter while the present POTUS may be a bit gauche the is no way that he could be described as being anti-American in his values or his actions. > > Such a change from Barack Hussein eh? Note the use of “Barack Hussein”. You can pretty much take the rest as read. But thus far he’s following the rules, technically, despite a reference to the > [@](#): > > Snowflakes and “Socialists” and calling John Bercow a “poison dwarf” in the original German. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9645 "2019-05-24T18:44:48Z")
He’s a nasty piece of work. My immediate thought is “sock”. Who was the person who eventually got tossed off the board over British politics a few years ago? ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9646 "2019-05-24T21:53:57Z")
Yup. Came here to post that little “breed like rabbits” turd. He’s not even trying to hide his racism anymore. “Dog whistle? Nah. Gimme a bullhorn!” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9647 "2019-05-24T22:12:28Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He’s a nasty piece of work. My immediate thought is “sock”. Who was the person who eventually got tossed off the board over British politics a few years ago? We’ve had a few of them. A few different user names, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2019, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9648 "2019-05-24T23:33:51Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He’s a nasty piece of work. My immediate thought is “sock”. Who was the person who eventually got tossed off the board over British politics a few years ago? Old timer poster **Pjen** got tossed over Scottish politics as I recall. But she definitely wasn’t this sort. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9649 "2019-05-25T00:38:26Z")
Pjen is who I was thinking of. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=481) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=483)