# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 484
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9670 "2019-05-29T03:50:54Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > I’m a great human being. I cant help if people are sensitive. So you do recognize it in others… that’s a start. > [@BigT](#): > > Are ornithologists just wannabe bird fuckers? > [@Riemann](#): > > Does a pheasant plucker count as an ornithologist? Oh, pheasant PLUCKer… never mind. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9671 "2019-05-29T03:52:14Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > As the response to my rather mild observation that “…he seems to quite enjoy looking for a tussle.” Based on the evidence, I stand by my statement. > > Aw man, don’t you wish you had some captive White House staffers you could trot out to support your high opinion of yourself? The White House is full of assholes and pretentious fucknuts just like the people in here who think they are cool for calling people trolls. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9672 "2019-05-29T03:53:21Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Guess how we know you’re not. Hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9673 "2019-05-29T05:18:45Z")
You’ve got it wrong. We don’t think it’s cool to call people trolls. We think it’s fun to play with them. Usually. You’re not that interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9674 "2019-05-29T05:35:18Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > I’m a great human being. I cant help if people are sensitive. You could clear up one issue. Do you think about the future? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9675 "2019-05-29T11:28:30Z")
Don’t confuse the man with jargon. **UCBearcats** , he means “things what ain’t happened yet.” ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9676 "2019-05-29T16:52:29Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > And when I ask “are Bearcat fans just delusional butt monkeys?” As a native cincinnatian, I must say yes, yes they are. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9677 "2019-05-29T17:52:54Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > I’m a great human being. I cant help if people are sensitive. When you question peoples’ morality, dipshit, expect pushback. You didn’t have one thing of substance to say, you just started that thread to snipe. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9678 "2019-05-29T18:23:07Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > As a native cincinnatian, I must say yes, yes they are. Xavier fan? ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9679 "2019-05-29T18:24:07Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > When you question peoples’ morality, dipshit, expect pushback. You didn’t have one thing of substance to say, you just started that thread to snipe. We had great love stories come out of the thread. They were beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9680 "2019-05-29T18:29:29Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > We had great love stories come out of the thread. They were beautiful. Yes, shit can sometimes be a decent fertilizer. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9681 "2019-05-29T18:36:03Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Yes, shit can sometimes be a decent fertilizer. Wow, so cynical. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9682 "2019-05-29T20:15:42Z")
**Red Wiggler** , I appreciate the WKRP callout of your name in this Cincinnati-themed discussion. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9683 "2019-05-29T20:25:10Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > Wow, so cynical. Cynical? Your OP was blatantly offensive in its terminology. It’s hard to believe that wasn’t intentional. Do you deny it? ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9684 "2019-05-29T20:49:32Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > Cynical? Your OP was blatantly offensive in its terminology. It’s hard to believe that wasn’t intentional. Do you deny it? I cannot confirm nor deny the allegations brought forth. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9685 "2019-05-29T20:54:39Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > I cannot confirm nor deny the allegations brought forth. Congratulations! You just won the “Fuck Off, Troll” award for the week. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9686 "2019-05-29T21:04:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Congratulations! You just won the “Fuck Off, Troll” award for the week. Damn, dude! ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9687 "2019-05-29T21:19:29Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Congratulations! You just won the “Fuck Off, Troll” award for the week. And it’s only Wednesday! ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9688 "2019-05-29T21:21:26Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > And it’s only Wednesday! It will force everyone else to work harder to entertain everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9689 "2019-05-29T21:27:18Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > And it’s only Wednesday! Gives us more time to tell him to fuck off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=483) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=485)