# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 488
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9751 "2019-07-05T15:58:38Z")
As I said elsewhere: > [@So North Korea? WTF?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-north-korea-wtf/836300/125): > > I know it’d prolly be difficult for me to find common ground with someone who actively denies that “being reliable, trustworthy, and knowing what you are talking about are all positive things.” [Cite](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21732763&postcount=123) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9752 "2019-07-05T20:53:58Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > … no even close … Look, pal, just write it down without bothering with the poor translation, nyet? Thusly: даже не близко. I’m sure we can figure it out. It’s only your fellow Trumpists who need the Kremlin translations. Oh, and Putin says hi. He’s always appreciated the need for useful idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2019, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9753 "2019-07-05T23:41:20Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Could we make it a warnable offense to respond to trolls in this thread? I know it’s a lost cause elsewhere on the board, but maybe in just this one thread, we could refuse to take the bait? I gave up a while ago. It’s a nice thought though. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9754 "2019-07-06T00:58:25Z")
If trolls were that obvious, they could just be banned. The problem is well illustrated by two recent entries here, **anomalous1** and **Chessic Sense** , both of whom are driveling troglodytes in the Trumpist fashion and of such astounding feckless stupidity that they could very well be taken for trolls. But there’s also some consistent evidence that their tiny minds actually believe the shit that they spew, which makes them despicable morons rather than intentional trolls. So what are ya gonna do? Only thing I can come up with is have some fun with them in the Pit until their own stupidity eventually gets them banned. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9755 "2019-07-06T01:03:09Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > {…} Only thing I can come up with is have some fun with them in the Pit until their own stupidity eventually gets them banned. I like to hone my arguments against their nonsense . . . sadly they’re rarely able to actually keep up their side. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9756 "2019-07-06T01:17:07Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I like to hone my arguments against their nonsense . . . sadly they’re rarely able to actually keep up their side. > > CMC fnord! Word. It’s like trying to whet a knife on a block of Velveeta. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9757 "2019-07-06T01:59:07Z")
I’m surprised the recipes haven’t been brought out. If I had any in any in my head and wasn’t on tablet, I’d offer some. Oh, and Chessic is less a troll and more somehow a conservative who has been living under a rock on what his side has been saying. He genuinely seems to think liberals are making up the stupid and bigoted things conservatives say and believe. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9758 "2019-07-06T02:56:18Z")
Poster **UnwittingAmericans** gets double-warned for insulting another poster (me, I think, but I’m not certain, since he misspelled my name and bases his insults on bullshit). Now he’s suspended, presumably for continuing the backtalk to the mods. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=878015&page=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=878015&page=2) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9759 "2019-07-06T07:23:19Z")
Maybe “Troll” doesn’t aptly describe him (I’m finding it disturbingly close to being a catch-all term), but he’s certainly an annoying and stupid pest. I, for one, will enjoy a brief reprieve from the urge to say, “why don’t you go be on someone else’s side for a while?” ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2019, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9760 "2019-07-06T21:53:36Z")
[Okay, who lifted the rock this MAGAt was hiding under?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21735511#post21735511) ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9761 "2019-07-08T13:20:19Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Poster **UnwittingAmericans** gets double-warned for insulting another poster (me, I think, but I’m not certain, since he misspelled my name and bases his insults on bullshit). Now he’s suspended, presumably for continuing the backtalk to the mods. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=878015&page=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=878015&page=2) You set that up purposely to get a poster suspended! Next, someone will go to ATMB and complain about you setting that up. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2019, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9762 "2019-07-08T16:01:41Z")
Credit where credit may be due but I don’t think **iiandyiiii** prowess extends to getting trolls to overtly admit to insulting a mod immediately after two warnings. That’s a self-inflicted wound if every there was one. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2019, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9763 "2019-07-09T11:06:15Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Okay, who lifted the rock this MAGAt was hiding under?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21735511#post21735511) That guy’s been kicking it into gear all over the place with [more projection than an IMAX theatre](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21739258&postcount=66). He is also deeply concerned about [the Clintons’ connection to Jeffrey Epstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=878433). Oh and those other people Donald who? who might also be implicated. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9764 "2019-07-11T04:24:46Z")
[Anyone wanna bet against me on this one?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Registered 28 January 2014. Made first post 10 July 2019. Kudos to **Railer1** 3 for recognizing, eh. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9765 "2019-07-11T12:07:23Z")
Apparently **nansbread1** wasn’t happy with their education in meaningful environmental action in the recent thread they started and is now just asking the question how would we hypothetically genocide, you know, in case we _need_ to. In GQ no less: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21743884](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21743884) ---
**Author:** ![Helmut\_Doork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e8c25b/32.png) [@Helmut\_Doork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helmut_Doork)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9766 "2019-07-11T14:47:46Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [When did this doork show up?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=876708) > > The whole thread is just him trolling, however mildly. How many of these type threads before he goes ahead and ramps up the crazy? > > Also, who’s trock do you think this might be? A bit late to the party, but you mean someone who doesn’t revere an asshole movie critic must be a troll? And what a bizarre subject to pick just to rile the masses, yes? Roger fucking Ebert? PS, your threads are stupid- How about those Nabsico Graham Crackers:confused: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9767 "2019-07-11T14:50:46Z")
> [@Helmut\_Doork](#): > > A bit late to the party, but you mean someone who doesn’t revere an asshole movie critic must be a troll? And what a bizarre subject to pick just to rile the masses, yes? Roger fucking Ebert? You fucking Gene Siskel fanbois make me sick. ---
**Author:** ![Helmut\_Doork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e8c25b/32.png) [@Helmut\_Doork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helmut_Doork)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9768 "2019-07-11T15:10:00Z")
Geez, **BO** , youre actually sadder than my cursory review of your posts let on- : Hints: No one gives a shit when the guy who played bass for Uriah Heep in 1979 dies. Only a moron would compare the politics of Charlie Daniels to Robbie Robertson. Only an imbecile thinks wildlife is going to vanish in ten years. No one gives a shit if the court clerk in Missoula, Montana says something borderline racist No one gives a shit about your 5000 word treatise on your lame music project or whatever the fuck that was- (literally no one- no posts to the thread)- that must have been sad for you, to spend days on that preening nonsense and have no one give a shit. You don’t have to post every random thought that comes across your big brain (Nabisco Graham Crackers taste slightly different now than in 1987, has anyone else noticed?), and you don’t have to repost every MSN headline either. Plus all the pandering outrage threads just make you look desperate for attention. Get some real life friends to burden with your nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9769 "2019-07-11T15:20:40Z")
Ouch. Good for you for sticking up for yourself! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9770 "2019-07-11T16:53:50Z")
> [@Helmut\_Doork](#): > > A bit late to the party, but you mean someone who doesn’t revere an asshole movie critic must be a troll? And what a bizarre subject to pick just to rile the masses, yes? Roger fucking Ebert? Oh, we don’t think you’re a troll because you don’t like Roger Ebert. We think you’re a troll because, with every post you write, you demonstrate what an odious malignant little douchebag you are. You earned the title all on your own, buddy! Take pride in it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=487) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=489)