# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9871 "2019-07-21T07:15:48Z")

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heres the thread…[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=876822&page=2](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=876822&page=2)

hes made other comments like that in other places …

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9872 "2019-07-21T15:01:00Z")

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**Jeff** appeared back in November 2016 as a dollop of polluted foam on the wave of newly-emboldened cretins that swept in after you-know-who was elected you-know-what. It must have been oppressive, living a closeted life for decades in a society that for the most part discouraged ignorance (or at least took no pleasure in celebrating it), in which even the most rabid partisans agreed that right, left or center, our chosen leaders should possess a modicum of competence, sagacity, education, or failing all else, a willingness to _learn_ from those around them— so it’s understandable that they’re “out and proud” now that all those assumptions are demolished.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9873 "2019-07-21T15:52:47Z")

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Who the hell are Mia and Jason Love?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9874 "2019-07-21T17:11:54Z")

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Mia was a Black, GOP congresswoman from Utah. She won two terms, but lost against a Democrat in 2018. She was more critical of Trump than most Republicans.

No idea about Jason - spouse. 😛

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9875 "2019-07-21T17:31:58Z")

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**Tempe Jeff** makes those of us living in Arizona look bad. ☹

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9876 "2019-07-21T17:51:15Z")

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Meh. He’s hardly even on my radar. The fucking Republicans that keep being awarded elected office, on the other hand, yeah, they deteriorate the image some…

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9877 "2019-07-21T18:13:27Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> you missed tempe jeffs response to eva lunas post in the “coasting to retirement thread” a while back …he normally pops in makes some sort of shitty racist post and then never comes back … ive reported him like twice now …

I reported that Jeff Epstein thread which got moved to MPSIMS as trolling.

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**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9878 "2019-07-21T19:51:22Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Who the hell are Mia and Jason Love?

This is a big part why why his argument is so stupid. His claim is that it is laughable that conservatives are bigoted because there are more interracial power couples in DC on the right than on the left. This is a dumb argument even if the facts supported it, which they probably do not and I’m not going to bother to check because Clarence Thomas’s wife’s skin color does not make the Proud Boys disappear.

It’s compounded stupid that his other example of an interracial DC power couple besides Clarence and Ginny Thomas is Mia and Jeff Love. Mia’s entire job appears to be going on CNN to hem and haw about whether the latest racist thing our racist president did was in fact racist. Jeff Love, on the other hand, does not appear to be political at all. I’m not even sure they live in DC.

Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao would be a much better example of a right leaning interracial DC power couple but even then the argument is too stupid to be taken seriously.

That’s the long version of what I was trying to say here…

> [@What "Conservative Values" aren't based on bigotry?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-conservative-values-arent-based-on-bigotry/837176/479):
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> How could conservatives be bigots when the the power couple of Mia and Jason Love exists?
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> Check mate liberals.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9879 "2019-07-21T23:11:25Z")

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That is why when I see Trumpeteers making that kind of argument I picture Zapp Braniggan saying:

[“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.”](https://youtu.be/KfU69_up02Y)

With virtually all other dopers looking at that going “Sigh!”

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9880 "2019-07-22T23:44:14Z")

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You gotta be kidding me.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21764531&postcount=602](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21764531&postcount=602)

Either this man is genuinely too stupid to be allowed access to a computer, or he’s trolling.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9881 "2019-07-23T00:07:29Z")

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That sort of razzle-dazzle sophistry must really play well in a courtroom.

“What does it even mean, tax _evasion_? Is it a crime simply to evade something? Let’s say that instead of failing to file a federal return for the past twenty years, my client had swerved to miss a young child who ran out into the street. Would he be guilty of ‘toddler evasion’?”

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9882 "2019-07-23T00:19:20Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> That sort of razzle-dazzle sophistry must really play well in a courtroom.
> 
> “What does it even mean, tax _evasion_? Is it a crime simply to evade something? Let’s say that instead of failing to file a federal return for the past twenty years, my client had swerved to miss a young child who ran out into the street. Would he be guilty of ‘toddler evasion’?”

If the judge presiding over these cases graduated from the same diploma mill that Ultra did, then it probably works on him just fine. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9883 "2019-07-23T00:52:18Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> You gotta be kidding me.
> 
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21764531&postcount=602](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21764531&postcount=602)
> 
> Either this man is genuinely too stupid to be allowed access to a computer, or he’s trolling.

“This thread has pretty much went off the rails”

The man is a master of grammar, too.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9884 "2019-07-23T02:01:40Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> If the judge presiding over these cases graduated from the same diploma mill that Ultra did, then it probably works on him just fine. :rolleyes:

Hey, stop that; the University of American Samoa Law School is fully accredited!

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9885 "2019-07-23T02:09:52Z")

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Of course it’s fully accredited. They have their own credit card! It’s an American Express.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9886 "2019-07-24T23:50:07Z")

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So–Stuntman Mike and Helmut Doork–[same person](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=879271)?

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9887 "2019-07-25T00:53:44Z")

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Who cares? That thread made me throw up in my mouth a little. ☹

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9888 "2019-07-25T01:04:47Z")

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I absolutely LOVE the taste of my own vomit.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9889 "2019-07-25T01:48:35Z")

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Anybody else have something they want to share?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9890 "2019-07-25T01:56:48Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Anybody else have something they want to share?

I ain’t gonna share _shit_!

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