# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 496
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9911 "2019-07-26T12:39:42Z")
It’s difficult to talk about the behavior of non-whites on this board without raising racist flags. It’s a delicate balance between keeping the post funny, matching the humor of the occasion, and expressing in ways that won’t cause knee-jerk reactions. I’m just as likely to lampoon the ridiculous behavior of whites as I am other races, but nobody will remember that. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9912 "2019-07-26T16:35:30Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > It’s difficult to talk about the behavior of non-whites on this board without raising racist flags. It’s a delicate balance between keeping the post funny, matching the humor of the occasion, and expressing in ways that won’t cause knee-jerk reactions. I’m just as likely to lampoon the ridiculous behavior of whites as I am other races, but nobody will remember that. If someone is doing something stupid-funny, why does their ancestry have any significance? ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9913 "2019-07-26T18:15:26Z")
Anyone [taking bets](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=879396)? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9914 "2019-07-26T18:23:16Z")
Sounds like a poster with a hopelessly optimistic user name. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9915 "2019-07-26T23:48:47Z")
Which banned _f_ucking _j_ackoff would have watched a BBC documentary on incels and sock-up to defend them? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9916 "2019-07-26T23:59:46Z")
Initially I thought it was Velocity. Suddenly there’s someone who presents the same “scientific” evidence he does for incels? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9917 "2019-07-27T00:21:04Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Which banned _f_ucking _j_ackoff would have watched a BBC documentary on incels and sock-up to defend them? Some people just have it in their [del]jeans[/del] genes. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9918 "2019-07-27T00:29:04Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Initially I thought it was Velocity. Nah, he is too busy being terrified that everything on the planet is going to kill him. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9919 "2019-07-27T00:36:45Z")
> [@Tamerlane](#): > > Anyone [taking bets](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=879396)? End of the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9920 "2019-07-27T10:42:24Z")
Well this is weird. Probably not trolling, but weird enough that it deserves mention, in my biased (and evil?) opinion. Poster covfefe’s user profile: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=176845](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) > [@](#): > > I can’t cope with the presence of iiandyiiii anymore and how evil he is so I am leaving the boards. This is the worst evil I have ever faced down. Compared to iiandyiiii, Donald Trump is an angel. Damuri Ajashi once called me “the most dangerous poster on this board”. Now I’m the “worst evil” covfefe has ever “faced down” (worse than Trump, no less!). ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9921 "2019-07-27T12:25:01Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Well this is weird. Probably not trolling, but weird enough that it deserves mention, in my biased (and evil?) opinion. Poster covfefe’s user profile: > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=176845](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) > > Damuri Ajashi once called me “the most dangerous poster on this board”. Now I’m the “worst evil” covfefe has ever “faced down” (worse than Trump, no less!). Must be your evil i. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9922 "2019-07-27T14:38:08Z")
I’m confused. Which one is the evil one? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9923 "2019-07-27T15:45:25Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > I’m confused. Which one is the evil one? this one: “i” Hope that helps! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9924 "2019-07-27T15:50:53Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Well this is weird. Probably not trolling, but weird enough that it deserves mention, in my biased (and evil?) opinion. Poster covfefe’s user profile: > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=176845](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) > > Damuri Ajashi once called me “the most dangerous poster on this board”. Now I’m the “worst evil” covfefe has ever “faced down” (worse than Trump, no less!). My response: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=16082](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9925 "2019-07-27T15:53:06Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > My response: > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=16082](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9926 "2019-07-27T15:56:56Z")
I mean, since we’re going down this path and all… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9927 "2019-07-27T20:32:13Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Well this is weird. Probably not trolling, but weird enough that it deserves mention, in my biased (and evil?) opinion. Poster covfefe’s user profile: > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?u=176845](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) > > Damuri Ajashi once called me “the most dangerous poster on this board”. Now I’m the “worst evil” covfefe has ever “faced down” (worse than Trump, no less!). Wow, that is power, a super power, even if it is evil. Your mere presence is more than be coped with. Not even things you have said or done, but your very existence has other posters wilting and withering like poppies in the sun. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9928 "2019-07-27T20:43:37Z")
That’s fucking hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9929 "2019-07-27T20:47:28Z")
At least he didn’t flounce out of here calling you “four-i’s”. That would’ve been pathetic. This is just sad. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9930 "2019-07-27T20:48:27Z")
Oh, and don’t call people on the left ‘unhinged’ and then claim to be a Liberal. That’s an insult commonly thrown around by people on the far right. It only gives you away. Like every other lying fuck who comes to this board trying to claim they’re a liberal, but throws around right wing language and talking points, we can smell you a mile away. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=495) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=497)