# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9951 "2019-07-28T15:45:14Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Exactly. He’s a fucking moron in addition to advocating violence against people who call him names.
> 
> \*\*Godwin’s Law: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.  
> \*\*  
> Nothing about anyone automatically losing an argument.

Corollary to Godwin’s law: The longer an authoritarian stays in power, the more comparisons involving Nazis or Hitler become accurate.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9952 "2019-07-28T15:58:43Z")

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Especially if that authoritarian obtains power by appealing to the worst in us, and the worst of us.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9953 "2019-07-29T01:54:17Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> I haven’t said a thing about the lawsuit, just [the initial kneejerk lynchmob](https://reason.com/2019/01/22/nick-sandmann-covington-catholic-racism/).

And no one in the thread in any way participated in or defended the lynch mob. You just seemed to flip out when anyone said anything negative about the kid himself. You seemed to be reading a whole lot more into what people said.

Also, for future reference, [Reason.com](http://Reason.com) is generally considered right wing or at least libertarian, so not the best cite if you’re trying to convince lefties.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9954 "2019-07-29T02:49:59Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> You just seemed to flip out when anyone said anything negative about the kid himself.

It is extremely common rhetoric for people to claim that people who disagree with them on-line to be strongly (and irrationally) emotional simply _because_ they hold a different position. You should try to rise above that.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9955 "2019-07-29T02:58:03Z")

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BTW, I used not one single obscenity towards either anyone involved in the protest or anyone in the thread–meanwhile, I was told:

> [@](#):
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> You are, of course, entitled to your opinion. In this particular case your opinion is stupid and wrong.
> 
> Have you ever tried being less of a fucking moron? Like even for a couple hours?

And

> [@](#):
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> You are wrong, and also stupid.
> 
> Go fuck yourself.

That you then characterize the thread as me “flipping out”, it says _vastly_ more about you than it does about me.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9956 "2019-07-29T03:27:42Z")

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Darren, these folks have a script they follow with regards to “debate.” It’s been honed over a couple decades and good luck dealing with it.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9957 "2019-07-29T03:45:08Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> BTW, I used not one single obscenity towards either anyone involved in the protest or anyone in the thread–meanwhile, I was told:  
> AndThat you then characterize the thread as me “flipping out”, it says _vastly_ more about you than it does about me.

History of this message board shows that a lot of conservatives are willful ignorants of what the pit is just score silly points like that one, and I have to mention here that there were posters that were banned because sounding nice does not take away that illogical, bad fate or trolling posts can get you banned.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9958 "2019-07-29T05:02:03Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Darren, these folks have a script they follow with regards to “debate.” It’s been honed over a couple decades and good luck dealing with it.

“Us folk” also know what forum we are posting in, so fuck you.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9959 "2019-07-29T05:06:18Z")

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We have a script? And no one told me? :eek::smack:

Here I just thought their bullshit was so easy to counter with logic and facts and all that, that anyone with a little bit of intelligence and real world knowledge could knock these idiots over like so many bowling pins. Especially when most of them simply repeat the same right wing talking points without any base line understanding of the issues or where those talking points fail.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9960 "2019-07-29T05:16:25Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> BTW, I used not one single obscenity towards either anyone involved in the protest or anyone in the thread

In the Pit? Tut tut, you get points off for that. The Pit is where obscenity is supposed to be used.

(I’m so far down in the negative points that I’ve stopped counting, but I still post in the Pit. 'Scuse me, the **fucking** Pit.)

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9961 "2019-07-29T06:05:23Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> We have a script? And no one told me? :eek::smack:
> 
> Here I just thought their bullshit was so easy to counter with logic and facts and all that, that anyone with a little bit of intelligence and real world knowledge could knock these idiots over like so many bowling pins. Especially when most of them simply repeat the same right wing talking points without any base line understanding of the issues or where those talking points fail.

I’m sure this in reference to our squabble about “Smirky”  
If not, please disregard.

Republicans: What things are like in reality.  
Progressive Democrats: What things _ought_ to be like in reality.

Republicans: How do I play the hand I’ve got?  
Progressive Democrats: Can we shuffle again, I got a bad hand.

(Please note, I come off as a dick a lot (purposely and incidentally), it’s just my writing prose and phrasing. We probably actually have much more in common than not, even with many ideological differences. I hold no ill will against you, Chimera. I actually like many of your posts.)

Just squabblin’

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9962 "2019-07-29T08:18:05Z")

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So I just saw [this post in the NKorea thread in Elections](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21775950&postcount=69).

Hmmmm; I don’t recall that name. Join date is 2009. Okay, “find all posts by…”

[Search shows posts 1 thru 193 of 193](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=16025465)… only 6 of which are from this year.

And look, his first 192 posts are all about _Game of Thrones_ or playing a thread game or commenting about Minecraft… all innocuous stuff.

Then, his 193rd post just jumps into a political discussion that encompasses months of events and dozens of posts.

There is nothing about this posting history or that name that doesn’t scream “trock!”

Anyone wanna bet against me?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9963 "2019-07-29T08:24:23Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> In the Pit? Tut tut, you get points off for that. The Pit is where obscenity is supposed to be used.

The hell you say.

(I’m so far down in the negative points that I’ve stopped counting, but I still post in the Pit. 'Scuse me, the **fucking** Pit.)  
[/QUOTE]

Daaaamn.

> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Republicans: What things are like in reality.  
> Progressive Democrats: What things _ought_ to be like in reality.
> 
> Republicans: How do I play the hand I’ve got?  
> Progressive Democrats: Can we shuffle again, I got a bad hand.

Your amazingly ignorant comments regarding Korea prove that this “view” of yours is only inside your head and has no connection whatsoever with reality.

> [@](#):
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> (Please note, I come off as a dick a lot (purposely and incidentally), it’s just my writing prose and phrasing.

No. You come across as incredibly stupid.

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**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9964 "2019-07-29T08:40:06Z")

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Still on that Korea business huh? The posturing from NK has been quiet lately, so only time will tell. If you’re correct I’ll own it.  
Monty, I get the same impression from you based on some of the content from your posts and replies, missing the target and all. I know you’re not, though.

You’re a decent person. I’m sure your sentiment is shared wildly though among other frequenters here and some I cannot say the same for.

Difference of opinion, remember?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9965 "2019-07-29T09:19:09Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Still on that Korea business huh? The posturing from NK has been quiet lately, so only time will tell. If you’re correct I’ll own it.

[It’s oh so quiet…](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/26/north-korea-kim-missile-launch-a-warning-to-south-korean-warmongers.html)

> [@](#):
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> North Korean leader Kim Jong Un inspected the demonstration of a “new-type tactical guided weapon” on Thursday as a warning to South Korean “warmongers” to stop importing weapons and conducting joint military drills, state media said on Friday.

Republicans: What things ought to be like in reality.  
The rest of us: What things are like in reality.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9966 "2019-07-29T13:43:16Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
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> Still on that Korea business huh?

Given that I happen to reside in the capital city of North Korea’s main ally and that I am currently visiting the capital city of South Korea and that my wife is a citizen of the Republic of Korea, the situation on the Korean Peninsula is always in the front of my mind.

> [@](#):
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> The posturing from NK has been quiet lately, so only time will tell. If you’re correct I’ll own it.

And this comment is supposed to show you are _not_ stupid? **Gyrate** just mocked your asinine comment.

> [@](#):
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> Monty, I get the same impression from you based on some of the content from your posts and replies, missing the target and all. I know you’re not, though.
> 
> You’re a decent person. I’m sure your sentiment is shared wildly though among other frequenters here and some I cannot say the same for.
> 
> Difference of opinion, remember?

Your opinions are not based on evidence. You’ve basically admitted such. Why should I value your [del]wild-ass stupid guess[/del] “opinion”?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9967 "2019-07-29T14:12:12Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> …And this comment is supposed to show you are _not_ stupid? **Gyrate** just mocked your asinine comment. …

Practicing right wing ideology requires, first, a detachment from reality. To really do it properly, though, requires an utter denial of reality.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9968 "2019-07-29T14:21:16Z")

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> [@anomalous1](#):
>
> Still on that Korea business huh? The posturing from NK has been quiet lately, so only time will tell. If you’re correct I’ll own it.  
> Monty, I get the same impression from you based on some of the content from your posts and replies, missing the target and all. I know you’re not, though.
> 
> You’re a decent person. I’m sure your sentiment is shared wildly though among other frequenters here and some I cannot say the same for.
> 
> Difference of opinion, remember?

> [@Monty](#):
>
> Given that I happen to reside in the capital city of North Korea’s main ally and that I am currently visiting the capital city of South Korea and that my wife is a citizen of the Republic of Korea, the situation on the Korean Peninsula is always in the front of my mind.

Oddly enough, [this, too, happened this weekend.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWire/comments/cius4f/have_you_watched_the_wire_sir/)

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9969 "2019-07-29T15:37:34Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> “Us folk” also know what forum we are posting in, so fuck you.

Knowing what forum you are posting in is an accomplishment now? Well, good job! Have a cookie. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9970 "2019-07-29T15:45:10Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Knowing what forum you are posting in is an accomplishment now? Well, good job! Have a cookie. 🙂

You are the one constantly bitching about people swearing in The BBQ Pit, so no cookie for you, fuckface.

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