# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 502
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10031 "2019-08-01T06:55:24Z")
Huh. In my head, I was pronouncing it “RAKES MAR-SEE-ALL.” Your way makes more sense. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10032 "2019-08-01T08:58:11Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > My, my, [what do we have here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21782458&postcount=95)? **Rayks Marcial**? What an … [interesting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1940_Field_Marshal_Ceremony)… [name](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsmarschall). Good catch. I did **Not-see** that. I did **Not-see** that at all. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10033 "2019-08-01T10:20:09Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Good catch. I did **Not-see** that. I did **Not-see** that at all. Maybe we shouldn’t make a big fuss. Or _ **Furor** _, as one might _say_. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10034 "2019-08-01T12:20:37Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > My trolldar (sockdar?) isn’t great, but **King of the Americas** deserves mention… bumps a 16 year old thread started by **Eve** and before long is onto Magic is Real and Ley Lines… > > [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21781906&postcount=55). There should be a rule for WooTrolls : Never go Full Hancock: > [@Shouldn't History be paired with Literature, rather than Government?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-history-be-paired-with-literature-rather-than-government/837936/47): > > Yeah, we didn’t build those canals…they are pre-columbian. > > They are everywhere, including South America, Asia, Europe. I’ve found them on remote islands. My discovery was of an ancient global civilization that collapsed 4500 -5500 years ago, but my advisors demanded I make it a North American study. ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10035 "2019-08-01T12:32:32Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > There should be a rule for WooTrolls : > Never go Full Hancock: Maybe he’s Percy Fawcett, finally returned from the Lost City of Z! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10036 "2019-08-01T12:54:54Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > Maybe he’s Percy Fawcett, finally returned from the Lost City of Z! The guy John Hemming called a nutter, and a dangerous incompetent? I see it… ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10037 "2019-08-01T13:46:19Z")
Dear **Mr. Dibble** : What is a Full Hancock? Inquiring minds want to know! ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10038 "2019-08-01T13:51:07Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > What is a Full Hancock? Inquiring minds want to know! [This guy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Hancock) ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10039 "2019-08-01T14:03:37Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Maybe we shouldn’t make a big fuss. Or _ **Furor** _, as one might _say_. Maybe he’s just a stickler for correct grammar. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10040 "2019-08-01T14:19:27Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > [This guy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Hancock) Oh, lordy, he’s one of those Ancient Aliens TV show people, isn’t he? My dad has gotten completely sucked in to that. Admittedly he’s bedridden and the TV is his only source of entertainment, but I really wish he wouldn’t \*believe \*in this shit. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10041 "2019-08-01T15:13:20Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Oh, lordy, he’s one of those Ancient Aliens TV show people, isn’t he? No, no, he took \*great \*offense when he thought I was dragging \*aliens \*into it by mentioning Hancock (who AFAIK is strictly Earthbound in his lunacy)… I mean, that would be CRAZY. And he’s NOT crazy! Even if those FOOLS! at the University called him MAD!!! But He’ll Show THEM!!! Aha ha ha!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10042 "2019-08-01T15:19:00Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > My, my, [what do we have here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21782458&postcount=95)? **Rayks Marcial**? What an … [interesting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1940_Field_Marshal_Ceremony)… [name](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsmarschall). :mad: I completely missed this. I knew he was annoying, but the name… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10043 "2019-08-01T15:20:12Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Oh, lordy, he’s one of those Ancient Aliens TV show people, isn’t he? I see you meant Hancock, not the WooTroll, though. I don’t know if he’s been on the show, quite probably has. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10044 "2019-08-01T16:43:13Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > [This guy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Hancock) [This link might be more to the point…](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Graham_Hancock) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10045 "2019-08-01T16:53:47Z")
Aw, how can you not like someone who uses the terms _ad homonym_ and _milady_? As to his woo factor: that clown is the very reason transfinite numbers were created. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10046 "2019-08-01T17:15:25Z")
Yeah, laugh it up now, but once he gets that wand charged up and starts zapping you guys… CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10047 "2019-08-01T17:49:24Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > My trolldar (sockdar?) isn’t great, but **King of the Americas** deserves mention… bumps a 16 year old thread started by **Eve** and before long is onto Magic is Real and Ley Lines… > > [Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21781906&postcount=55). He’s responded to every post since he bumped it. Maybe not a troll, but an attention whore, at the very least. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10048 "2019-08-01T17:56:40Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Aw, how can you not like someone who uses the terms _ad homonym_ and _milady_? As to his woo factor: that clown is the very reason transfinite numbers were created. I suppose calling his claims “woo” is an _ad homonym_ if you’re accusing him of using his wand to court young ladies. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10049 "2019-08-01T18:00:14Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Yeah, laugh it up now, but once he gets that wand charged up and starts zapping you guys… > > CMC fnord! It just struck me how much of a phallic symbol a “magic wand” could be. Eeeeewww. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2019, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10050 "2019-08-01T18:12:25Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > It just struck me how much of a phallic symbol a “magic wand” could be. > > Eeeeewww. You probably wanna avoid looking into the symbology of witches and broomsticks, then. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=501) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=503)