# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 504
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10071 "2019-08-02T12:23:39Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > … > 3. Hey, guys, we’ll easily recognize Nazis, because they’ll only ever post in threads about Jews. They’ll certainly _never_ post any other racist shit like “Calling Africans monkeys isn’t racist, it’s just **rash words** ” It’s pronounced, _“Reichswords”_. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10072 "2019-08-02T13:01:27Z")
Hee. My mind parsed that for a moment as Reich swords. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10073 "2019-08-02T13:05:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > And definitely a crank. A cranky crank, too. He called me an asshole, in the magic wand thread. Or maybe he was calling my cat an asshole, I’m not sure; his posts were a bit hard to parse, at times. > [@King of the Cornfield](#): > > What is your point exactly, that lucky shoes are ONLY pretty and comfortable, maybe durable and performance enabling, but NOT ‘more’ than the sum of the parts, based o the wearer’s perception or “Placebo Effect”…just isn’t ‘fair’…it’s wrong…it’s witchcraft? > > Where’s the harm? If a talisman gives you courage, carry it. Why do you have to shite in someone else’s Cheerios? You speak about something you have NEVER exposed yourself to quote someone you’ve never met, and let me let you in on a little secret. I don’t know you, but I know cats, and they know assholes. If you own a cat, he has absolutely looked at you and said, “You are an asshole.” You just don’t read body language. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10074 "2019-08-02T15:58:43Z")
I miss him already (I did report that post, though). ---
**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10075 "2019-08-02T16:07:46Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > My trolldar (sockdar?) isn’t great, but **King of the Americas** deserves mention… bumps a 16 year old thread started by **Eve** and before long is onto Magic is Real and Ley Lines… Well I guess my trolldar was on target here! Or maybe it was giant flashing neon sign that he had that said “I’M A TROLL”… ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10076 "2019-08-02T17:56:13Z")
I don’t know what it says about the US education system that he managed to get a degree. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10077 "2019-08-02T21:03:48Z")
He was pretty damn funny. “They not only rejected me but they told me not to re-apply.” (words to that effect) His friggin’ rectangles. His surveyors’ form letter. Golden. It was golden. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2019, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10078 "2019-08-02T21:14:53Z")
> [@Wilson](#): > > Well I guess my trolldar was on target here! Or maybe it was giant flashing neon sign that he had that said “I’M A TROLL”… I don’t think he started out as a troll. It’s possible to be a True Blue Woo boi without being a troll; witness the late **cladking**. He posted nonsensical “evidence”, never addressed criticism of his ideas, and went on interminably about his pet theory; but he was never rude or abusive to those who argued with him. (Just incomprehensible and dull.) The Monarch of Rectangles got into troll territory when he started showing his ass to **Czarcasm** and **Sunny Daze** and **begbert2**. But I will miss him. As **Mr. Dibble** points out, the loons are fun, for a time. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10079 "2019-08-03T23:14:35Z")
[This troll is pissing me off](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21787803#post21787803#58). ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10080 "2019-08-03T23:24:56Z")
I absolutely knew, as per typical MO you’d be whining about my point. It is a valid point. You proceed to call any point you don’t agree with as trolling. There is a word for those who judge a whole group for the actions of a few and that is the point I was making. If you endorse that method of thought, it makes you a hypocrite if you only apply said thoughts to a particular group. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10081 "2019-08-03T23:27:07Z")
Well, shit, you sure wouldn’t like what I just posted on Twitter then… ☹ > > > 🇯🇲Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🇹🇹 @Freeyourmindkid ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10082 "2019-08-03T23:40:23Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > I absolutely knew, as per typical MO you’d be whining about my point. You knew because you’re a troll and you were trolling. You know this is where we talk about trolls, so you check here regularly to see if we’re talking about you. You admitted in the thread in question that you were trolling, too. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10083 "2019-08-03T23:43:29Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Well, shit, you sure wouldn’t like what I just posted on Twitter then… ☹ > > [https://twitter.com/JohnT15/status/1157791053463920640?s=19](https://twitter.com/JohnT15/status/1157791053463920640?s=19) Is it supposed to bother me or something? As long as words like that and stereotype are also applied to equally elsewhere. I have no problem. If you only comment on whites, it then makes you a hypocritical. If you’re alright with that, fine. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10084 "2019-08-03T23:46:16Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > You knew because you’re a troll and you were trolling. You know this is where we talk about trolls, so you check here regularly to see if we’re talking about you. > > You admitted in the thread in question that you were trolling, too. Don’t slander me. I never admitted I was a troll. I don’t admit to things I am not. I checked the pit and the last poster was you, in this forum I knew you would bellyache as you often do when someone disagrees with you. Stop being predictable if you don’t want me to find your crap. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2019, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10085 "2019-08-03T23:52:51Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > You knew because you’re a troll and you were trolling. You know this is where we talk about trolls, so you check here regularly to see if we’re talking about you. > > You admitted in the thread in question that you were trolling, too. I’m sure you have a link to that admission. Surely, someone of your integrity wouldn’t make stuff up. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10086 "2019-08-04T00:19:29Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > Don’t slander me. I never admitted I was a troll. I don’t admit to things I am not. I checked the pit and the last poster was you, in this forum > I knew you would bellyache as you often do when someone disagrees with you. Stop being predictable if you don’t want me to find your crap. More trolling. Or do you just not read and/or comprehend well? Wait; no need to answer that. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10087 "2019-08-04T01:06:07Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > Don’t slander me. I never admitted I was a troll. I don’t admit to things I am not. I checked the pit and the last poster was you, in this forum > I knew you would bellyache as you often do when someone disagrees with you. Stop being predictable if you don’t want me to find your crap. It’s not slander. It’s his opinion. ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10088 "2019-08-04T01:13:15Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > It’s not slander. It’s his opinion. I see what you did there. Touche ---
**Author:** ![anomalous1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@anomalous1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anomalous1)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10089 "2019-08-04T01:16:55Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > More trolling. Or do you just not read and/or comprehend well? Wait; no need to answer that. **Octopus** is right, show me where I said I was trolling. If that is your opinion, fine. If you want to obfuscate, that is also your right to do so. But you cannot tell me I said something when I didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2019, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10090 "2019-08-04T01:58:15Z")
> [@anomalous1](#): > > **Octopus** is right, show me where I said I was trolling. > > If that is your opinion, fine. If you want to obfuscate, that is also your right to do so. But you cannot tell me I said something when I didn’t. Actually, they can lie about what you say and most definitely will. Repeatedly. It’s part of their process. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=503) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=505)