# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![am77494](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d2c977/32.png) [@am77494](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/am77494)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10131 "2019-08-28T12:07:11Z")

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Nava, Troutman and wolfpup. Thank you for the many threads we have interacted on and the information exchange. It’s people like you that keeps the SDMB so interesting.

Your criticism of my actions yesterday are fair and understandable. I was having a bad day and let my passion overtake my judgement. I sincerely apologize to you and other members.

Is there anyway I can makeup for it ?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10132 "2019-08-28T12:40:00Z")

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> [@am77494](#):
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> Is there anyway I can makeup for it ?

Just a little rouge and eyeliner would be fine.

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**Author:** ![am77494](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d2c977/32.png) [@am77494](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/am77494)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10133 "2019-08-28T13:08:40Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Just a little rouge and eyeliner would be fine.

Okay done 🙂 I deserved that.

Please read makeup as make up in my previous post, going forward.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10134 "2019-09-10T03:37:38Z")

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6 threads started in GD immediately after joining the board… anyone wanna guess with me who’s trock [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881683) is?

**T** o be honest, I have a notion but **err** ing would be so bad I’d have to eat **okra** and buy a **hom** e south of K **a** nsas.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10135 "2019-09-10T05:26:28Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> To me, after a while they all bleed together. Like the angry strokes of a feces mural on the padded wall of a psych ward cell.

There are a few who have made an impression.

> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> 6 threads started in GD immediately after joining the board… anyone wanna guess with me who’s trock [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=881683) is?
> 
> **T** o be honest, I have a notion but **err** ing would be so bad I’d have to eat **okra** and buy a **hom** e south of K **a** nsas.

I was thinking along the lines of Rayks Marcial myself.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10136 "2019-09-11T03:27:42Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > [@JohnT](#):
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> > Gotta be SamuelA because I voted for July 29th in the Technology thread and God owes me one, dammit. 😛
> 
> Hey, if that bigoted jackass-of-one-post-infamy, Annoyed, comes back and posts more nonsense, you might get your prayer answered/wish fulfilled\*.
> 
> \*This is predicated on Annoyed being the twerp-in-question also.

And [it’s back](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21852830&postcount=508), and posting more nonsense!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10137 "2019-09-11T09:45:58Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> And [it’s back](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21852830&postcount=508), and posting more nonsense!

He’s really doubling down now.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10138 "2019-09-11T14:50:37Z")

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All this yammering about “hypocrisy” is making me wonder if **ckalli** finally stopped using Joisey references when naming his socks.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10139 "2019-09-11T23:32:46Z")

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Not content on being called for Trolling in the past, **LAZombie** reaches for the “I’m with the stupids” and comes out as a Truther.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21854929&postcount=21](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21854929&postcount=21)

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10140 "2019-09-12T00:38:47Z")

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Good news is, it doesn’t affect my opinion of him one whit.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10141 "2019-09-12T00:43:39Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Good news is, it doesn’t affect my opinion of him one whit.

Bad news, while my opinion is still the same, I’m reminded of his existence.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10142 "2019-09-12T09:02:33Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Not content on being called for Trolling in the past, **LAZombie** reaches for the “I’m with the stupids” and comes out as a Truther.
> 
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21854929&postcount=21](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21854929&postcount=21)

A Truther [and a Birther](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21841974&postcount=323). He’s having a banner week. Has he come out as anti-vax yet? Actually, don’t tell me - I don’t care.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10143 "2019-09-12T09:28:45Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> And [it’s back](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21852830&postcount=508), and posting more nonsense!

I’ll take a permanent ban bet with you that I am not this poster nor any other poster.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10144 "2019-09-12T09:52:58Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> I’ll take a permanent ban bet with you that I am not this poster nor any other poster.

So you’re saying if we can demonstrate that you’re either the poster that wrote the linked post or a different poster that didn’t write that post, we can ban you.

I’m liking our odds here.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10145 "2019-09-12T10:26:06Z")

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I feel like part of fighting ignorance involves admitting that sometimes, part of that fight involves excluding bad-faith actors from the conversation. Or does anyone truly believe that the fight against ignorance is enhanced by fighting it against this guy?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10146 "2019-09-12T11:55:11Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> A Truther [and a Birther](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21841974&postcount=323). He’s having a banner week. Has he come out as anti-vax yet? Actually, don’t tell me - I don’t care.

He’s a well rounded idiot. Blunt on all sides.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10147 "2019-09-12T13:08:24Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> I feel like part of fighting ignorance involves admitting that sometimes, part of that fight involves excluding bad-faith actors from the conversation. Or does anyone truly believe that the fight against ignorance is enhanced by fighting it against this guy?

Well, there’s “ignorance” then there’s “deliberately obtuse.” Like “stupid” it’s hard to fix.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10148 "2019-09-13T02:13:13Z")

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> [@Monty, you can kindly and publicly apologize to me in here. It’s a safe space.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-you-can-kindly-and-publicly-apologize-to-me-in-here-it-s-a-safe-space/840107/17):
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> Me too. Monty’s last post was the one where the angry fool called me a liar, for the 4th time in 2 days, and which immediately proved him wrong.
> 
> He hasn’t posted since. That’s a definitive flounce. That’s a double spin, foot stomping, rage at the sky flounce if there has ever been one.
> 
> Either that, or he thinks he’ll just lie low, wait for this all to blow over, then start posting again like nothing happened.
> 
> But that’s what pussies do.
> 
> Pussies also call people liars without knowing anything about them, and do it anonymously on forums.
> 
> Maybe Monty isn’t just a fucking moron, he’s a full fledged pussy compensating for it by being an angry shithead on the internet.

Yeah, gotta be [Cameron](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20064425&postcount=254).

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10149 "2019-09-13T02:55:31Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Good news is, it doesn’t affect my opinion of him one whit.

I hold a bit of grudge that he reminded me that he exists.

ETA: Faulkner!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10150 "2019-09-13T18:25:07Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Not content on being called for Trolling in the past, **LAZombie** reaches for the “I’m with the stupids” and comes out as a Truther.
> 
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21854929&postcount=21](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21854929&postcount=21)

That’s gone very entertaining now. If you enjoyed “Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”, you’ll love the new “Jet fuel can’t burn a building” theory.

[No, really](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21858706&postcount=130).

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