# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 508
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10151 "2019-09-13T18:58:05Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > That’s gone very entertaining now. If you enjoyed “Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”, you’ll love the new “Jet fuel can’t burn a building” theory. > > [No, really](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21858706&postcount=130). To be fair, it appears that he has two jet fuel theories - one that it wouldn’t ignite outside a jet engine and another that it would have burned up so quickly without containment that it wouldn’t have caused any damage. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10152 "2019-09-13T19:27:17Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > To be fair, it appears that he has two jet fuel theories - one that it wouldn’t ignite outside a jet engine and another that it would have burned up so quickly without containment that it wouldn’t have caused any damage. And each is dumber than the last. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10153 "2019-09-13T19:31:13Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > To be fair, it appears that he has two jet fuel theories - one that it wouldn’t ignite outside a jet engine and another that it would have burned up so quickly without containment that it wouldn’t have caused any damage. At least he didn’t think the plane would bounce off or shatter into a billion pieces like the [last lunatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838916&highlight=paddle) did. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10154 "2019-09-13T23:03:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > At least he didn’t think the plane would bounce off or shatter into a billion pieces like the [last lunatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=838916&highlight=paddle) did. I’d refer to him as _the previous lunatic_. Sadly, neither of them will be the last lunatic here. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10155 "2019-09-14T00:43:54Z")
LAZ-boi still hasn’t stated his own theory of the events of 9/11, has he? Just “jet fuel doesn’t burn”, but no “it was the CIA”, right? ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10156 "2019-09-14T04:46:25Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Yeah, gotta be [Cameron](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20064425&postcount=254). Nope, but I like the guys style. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10157 "2019-09-14T19:06:22Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Nope, but I like the guys style. Of course you would deny it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10158 "2019-09-14T20:47:25Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Whatever you say, Jack. You’re the master race. I’d just like to say that I for one appreciated the Highlander reference. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10159 "2019-09-15T01:08:15Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Of course you would deny it. Because it’s not me. But I do appreciate the lil obsession and stalker-esque response my mere presence is generating. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10160 "2019-09-15T01:40:19Z")
Annoyed is fond of calling people stalkers. More projection, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10161 "2019-09-15T01:53:18Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Annoyed is fond of calling people stalkers. More projection, perhaps? Which is ironic coming from you, considering you have made a point to hang off of my balls, constantly, even though you’ve been wrong about me, constantly. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10162 "2019-09-15T04:12:02Z")
As for me, I’m willing to accept it as a possibility, even a likelihood, that **Annoyed** is NOT a trock. It is important to note that this is in no way intended to imply that he is an asset to the Doper community. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10163 "2019-09-15T06:06:20Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Which is ironic coming from you, considering you have made a point to hang off of my balls, constantly, even though you’ve been wrong about me, constantly. Unlike you, I have a functioning memory and, yes, a sense of decency. Of course I’m not stalking you. You just happened to be posting on, get this, a public message board. Care to take a wild guess what that implies, you fucking moronic liar? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10164 "2019-09-15T06:18:54Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Which is ironic coming from you, considering you have made a point to hang off of my balls, constantly, even though you’ve been wrong about me, constantly. When nobody buys your bullshit, it might be time to get out of the fertilizer business. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10165 "2019-09-15T11:56:29Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Unlike you, I have a functioning memory and, yes, a sense of decency. Of course I’m not stalking you. You just happened to be posting on, get this, a public message board. Care to take a wild guess what that implies, you fucking moronic liar? Why are you so angry? You came out of the gate raging, calling me a liar, linking to threads across several other unlinked threads trying to make my awesome self look bad and all this rage and anger has done nothing but make you look like an angry fool with a micro-penis who’s wrong all the time. Aren’t you supposed to be in the “Tolerant & Inclusive” club? You’re acting like a bigot. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10166 "2019-09-15T12:22:31Z")
Again, not angry. Just not impressed by you. And you’re calling me a bigot? One would tend to think you do not know what the word means. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10167 "2019-09-15T13:10:55Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Aren’t you supposed to be in the “Tolerant & Inclusive” club? You’re acting like a bigot. To foster a tolerant and inclusive environment one has to be intolerant of intolerance. Like people who use your kind of dumbass arguments. It’s not rocket science, and yet the “Intolerant & exclusive” club keep pulling this out like it’s any sort of ‘gotcha’. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10168 "2019-09-15T15:33:34Z")
> [@naita](#): > > To foster a tolerant and inclusive environment one has to be intolerant of intolerance. Like people who use your kind of dumbass arguments. > > It’s not rocket science, and yet the “Intolerant & exclusive” club keep pulling this out like it’s any sort of ‘gotcha’. Sounds like a bullshit justification used by smug fuckheads for being smug, vengeful fuckheads. From my perspective it sure seems to me that a lot of you guys are just intolerant of anything and anyone who doesn’t think and believe the same way you do, which is kind of funny because on the whole, most of the opinions on here are pretty fringe. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10169 "2019-09-15T15:46:03Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Sounds like a bullshit justification used by smug fuckheads for being smug, vengeful fuckheads. > > From my perspective it sure seems to me that a lot of you guys are just intolerant of anything and anyone who doesn’t think and believe the same way you do, which is kind of funny because on the whole, most of the opinions on here are pretty fringe. I know, right? I mean there really isn’t anything wrong with declawing cats is there? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10170 "2019-09-15T15:48:06Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Sounds like a bullshit justification used by smug fuckheads for being smug, vengeful fuckheads. > > From my perspective it sure seems to me that a lot of you guys are just intolerant of anything and anyone who doesn’t think and believe the same way you do, which is kind of funny because on the whole, most of the opinions on here are pretty fringe. Nope. It’s mainstream. It’s call the paradox of tolerance. It even has [a Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance). I keep that page saved in my bookmarks to show anyone who thinks this is some fringe or new idea. You haven’t somehow cracked the code that turns the anti-bigots into the “true bigots.” The concept of tolerance inherently must end before it gets to the point of tolerating intolerance. Those who are pro-tolerance and anti-bigotry can’t tolerate bigotry, as that defeats the entire purpose. If we tolerate bigotry, then we can’t stop it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=507) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=509)