# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1001 "2017-04-02T03:42:08Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Hey, we have a few trolls here, anti-Semitic ones pretending they aren’t: > > [TGWATY](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20059532&postcount=1) > > [Chen019](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20091903&postcount=256) > > And this twerp who believes the deity of the Old Testament has nothing to do with Jesus: > > [Beren Erchamion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20100944&postcount=136) > > They’re anti-Semites; therefore, they are trolls. Beren Erchamion is a troll because he debates mythology? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1002 "2017-04-02T05:58:34Z")
How meta…octopus posting in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1003 "2017-04-02T16:55:32Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > He seems to be using self-macramé to reconcile his pacifism with what one finds in old testament accounts, which seem to portray jehovallah as a fairly callous, almost psychopathic bastard. Which is to say, he is trying to make his god work for him, and, in the process, he invalidates the Jewish god. That would categorize Jews as errant, to the extent that one might perceive them as worshippers of a false god (or false version of the correct god) – in some of the more extreme christian denominations, this could add up to devil-worshippers. And if they are devil-worshippers, they are by definition evil and worthy of, well, who knows what. That’s a pretty tenuous logical chain you’ve got yourself there. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1004 "2017-04-03T00:27:17Z")
I know this poster is not new, but I could swear that we seen this exact OP - guy has hots for checkout girl. [Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823062) Anyone else think this looks familiar? My Google-fu is not finding it. I remember something about the OP on the other post wanting to write a note and give it to the checker. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1005 "2017-04-03T00:48:26Z")
The Trump supporters trying to bad mouth Trudeau on this [on this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=784008&page=2) are hilariious. You can practically see the clenched fists, gnashing teeth and foam coming from their mouths. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1006 "2017-04-03T01:00:36Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > The Trump supporters trying to bad mouth Trudeau on this [on this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=784008&page=2) are hilariious. You can practically see the clenched fists, gnashing teeth and foam coming from their mouths. Hey, you beat me to it! I was going to remark on how that thread seems to have attracted a couple of Neanderthal newbies apparently doing random Google searches. The topic of Trudeau may have potential in anthropology for those wishing to attract primitive mouth-breathing species for further study. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1007 "2017-04-03T06:08:54Z")
[Here we go again.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823101) This guy’s [last thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=751215) started thusly: > [@Contemplation](#): > > I am not a racist, and I am here only to ask a question not make a statement… ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1008 "2017-04-03T10:14:09Z")
I believe you’re missing the important connection between the two threads, which reveals the scientific aspect of the gentleman’s commendable pursuit of knowledge. Back in 2015 he established with incontrovertible certainty that black people are genetically predisposed to violence and murder. He was able to do this by the simple expedient of Just Asking Questions and then ignoring the answers, which is one of the principal methods of scientific discovery. Now, two years later, he is able to enlighten us further by explaining what causes darkies to be so murderous. Reading carefully through this latest screed, it appears that dark skin absorbs light, infrared, microwave, and radio waves, which excite the electrons in dark skin, and are then re-emitted. It stands to reason that if your electrons are all excited and bouncing around like beach balls and you’re emitting radio waves like a robot in a B-movie, you’re going to become violent and murder someone, and this is what happens to black people when sunlight hits them. Just look at Detroit and Chicago, both of which have black people and sunlight. On a different topic, I see that one of our new posters who just joined us yesterday for the purpose of telling us that Justin Trudeau is an immoral left-wing extremist has now graced us with his third post, on the topic of “Have you flip-flopped politically with age?”, and it runs thusly: > [@Have you flip-flopped politically with age?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-you-flip-flopped-politically-with-age/780366/87): > > Yes. When I was younger I was liberal and an Obama supporter; now, I’m a solid conservative and a Republican. Surely some special recognition should be extended to anyone who can achieve a total political transformation with such dazzling rapidity. A mere young naif during the Obama administration has now grown to be a seasoned political thinker of deep experience. This is even faster than young puppies grow. Anyone capable of such an achievement surely deserves some kind of statuette or trophy, preferably shoved firmly up their ass. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1009 "2017-04-03T12:57:16Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Anyone capable of such an achievement surely deserves some kind of statuette or trophy, preferably shoved firmly up their ass. You owe my cats an apology. They got scared I laughed so loud. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1010 "2017-04-03T14:15:22Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > …Anyone capable of such an achievement surely deserves some kind of statuette or trophy, preferably shoved firmly up their ass. But then where would they put their head? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1011 "2017-04-03T15:16:04Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > The Trump supporters trying to bad mouth Trudeau on this [on this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=784008&page=2) are hilariious. You can practically see the clenched fists, gnashing teeth and foam coming from their mouths. **ck** / **CM** [is now **SK**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20110574#post20110574)? ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1012 "2017-04-03T15:43:26Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > But then where would they put their head? They’re generally big assholes anyway - they can fit both. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1013 "2017-04-03T15:46:15Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > **ck** / **CM** [is now **SK**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20110574#post20110574)? Determined little bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1014 "2017-04-03T15:47:35Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [Here we go again.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823101) > > This guy’s [last thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=751215) started thusly: If ever someone deserved a recipe thread, this guy is it. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1015 "2017-04-03T15:48:44Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > **ck** / **CM** [is now **SK**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20110574#post20110574)? Actually, SK reminds me more of the late **blinkyandpinky** , with the way he makes these pat little bluehaired statements like “Oh my goodness, I’m so glad I don’t live on the liberal side of town.” ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1016 "2017-04-03T17:09:02Z")
Not that I care, but the likelihood that it’s a sock of the late 19-year-old twerp we had for a few days is suggested by his reference to the Obama administration as the olden days “when he was young”. We don’t get many children around here, so they tend to stand out. We especially don’t get many children spouting frothing-at-the-mouth wingnuttery. It’s all very suspicious when a child comes along that is so much like the child that was just banned. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1017 "2017-04-03T18:01:15Z")
Perhaps there is a genuine hive mind thing happening. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1018 "2017-04-03T18:12:31Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Perhaps there is a genuine hive mind thing happening. I think you’re beeing silly. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1019 "2017-04-03T18:49:53Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I think you’re beeing silly. I heard some buzz about it. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1020 "2017-04-04T02:10:00Z")
negono now gonno. Shame. I was in the middle of sharing a nice Cecci recipe. Oh well. I’m sure the sad little idiot will be back again, and again, and again… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=52)