# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 515
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10291 "2019-09-29T22:02:09Z")
I want to see if the thread has legs before I answer. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10292 "2019-09-29T22:03:12Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > So how long before [this guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882847) gets the boot? When your first post starts out saying “I promise I’m not a troll”, it’s not a good sign. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10293 "2019-09-30T00:04:52Z")
To be fair, there is a legitimate question there. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10294 "2019-09-30T02:14:20Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I want to see if the thread has legs before I answer. I want to see if it has feet. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10295 "2019-09-30T02:40:07Z")
There was an episode of ‘House’ about this. He determined you CAN get athlete’s foot in your nose and mouth. Ewwwwww! (And I like feet) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10296 "2019-09-30T02:40:48Z")
I bit (uh, bad choice of words) and took a stab at a GQ answer. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10297 "2019-09-30T10:38:18Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > So how long before [this guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882847) gets the boot? If he’s careful and toes the line, he could be around awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10298 "2019-09-30T11:20:40Z")
I don’t know; he could turn out to be a heel. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10299 "2019-09-30T11:25:42Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > I don’t know; he could turn out to be a heel. I think he’s got sole. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10300 "2019-09-30T11:32:50Z")
Da trill of victory… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10301 "2019-09-30T12:16:30Z")
Let’s Achilles foot puns okay? ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10302 "2019-09-30T22:59:58Z")
You’d think a guy with concerns about the health implications of a foot fetish would go to one of the many fetish boards on the internet. Or write to Dan Savage. Instead of, say, asking here. In his first post. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10303 "2019-10-01T13:26:15Z")
I wonder if hookers [take gold and silver](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882926)? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10304 "2019-10-01T14:24:51Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > You’d think a guy with concerns about the health implications of a foot fetish would go to one of the many fetish boards on the internet. Or write to Dan Savage. Instead of, say, asking here. In his first post. His deep concerns about [men, testosterone and incels](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882940), and [not having any friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882938), have a not unfamiliar feel— somewhat like that of woven wool or cotton, stretchy, calf-hugging. Can’t quite put my toe on it… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10305 "2019-10-01T15:19:23Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > His deep concerns about [men, testosterone and incels](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882940), and [not having any friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882938), have a not unfamiliar feel— somewhat like that of woven wool or cotton, stretchy, calf-hugging. Can’t quite put my toe on it… I agree. He’s a shoe-in. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10306 "2019-10-01T16:16:20Z")
Wow. He really can’t stay away from his tells, can he? ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10307 "2019-10-01T16:21:01Z")
I’m beginning to think he may not be Indonesian. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10308 "2019-10-01T16:58:01Z")
Are the last few posts just foot puns, or some sort of allusions that this poster a sock? If a sock, who? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10309 "2019-10-01T17:36:50Z")
Foot puns alluding to suspicion that it’s a sock. It smells like femmejean to me, but those posters all start to blend together in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10310 "2019-10-01T17:53:16Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Foot puns alluding to suspicion that it’s a sock. It smells like femmejean to me, but those posters all start to blend together in my mind. It’s hard to tell one asshole apart from another. They all sound the same and stink terribly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=514) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=516)