# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 516
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10311 "2019-10-01T18:07:32Z")
Eh, who knows. [They](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20035199&postcount=26) [might](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19776132&postcount=1) [just](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20273974&postcount=1) [share](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20163886&postcount=18) a [fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19818882&postcount=31) with [Elliot](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19788468&postcount=1) [Rodger](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20229966&postcount=1). [And](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19862826&postcount=1) [testosterone](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19985440&postcount=1). And [suicide bombers](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20223186&postcount=1). And [terrorists](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19797726&postcount=1) [in](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19822457&postcount=1) [general](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19895234&postcount=1). [Etc.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20002490&postcount=1) [etc.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20194197&postcount=1) Seriously, you people are too quick to assume the worst! ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10312 "2019-10-01T19:02:14Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > His deep concerns about [men, testosterone and incels](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882940), and [not having any friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=882938), have a not unfamiliar feel— somewhat like that of woven wool or cotton, stretchy, calf-hugging. Can’t quite put my toe on it… Did these links get cornfielded already? I don’t have permission to access them. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10313 "2019-10-01T19:39:32Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > Did these links get cornfielded already? I don’t have permission to access them. Yes. In other words, suspicion confirmed. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10314 "2019-10-01T19:45:08Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > Did these links get cornfielded already? I don’t have permission to access them. Yup, gone now. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10315 "2019-10-01T22:32:06Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > It’s hard to tell one asshole apart from another. They all sound the same and stink terribly. I just learned a great expression yesterday (from the latest episode of _The Murdoch Mysteries_): “She treats me like a bad smell”. Yep. “Sock” was certainly an inspired term for that particular type of troll. They’re no better than a bad smell. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2019, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10316 "2019-10-01T23:29:11Z")
The sock-asshole metaphors are disturbing me. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10317 "2019-10-02T02:16:41Z")
Aw man, I took the time to give a real GQ answer to the foot fetish post. I should have known better than to waste my time. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10318 "2019-10-02T02:20:26Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Aw man, I took the time to give a real GQ answer to the foot fetish post. I should have known better than to waste my time. I bet you feel like kicking yourself, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10319 "2019-10-02T15:08:14Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I bet you feel like kicking yourself, huh? The sock may be gone, but the puns will live forever… ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10320 "2019-10-02T16:04:31Z")
Annoyed is very much annoying. He’s a one-trick pony obsessed with immigration. A great addition to your ignore list. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10321 "2019-10-02T17:48:28Z")
Back to the Russian type of troll, let’s give a warm SDMB welcome to **Northeast Refugee** , who just joined today and will likely be leaving soon, for such gems as this: > [@Why don't you support Bernie Sanders? (if you don't)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-dont-you-support-bernie-sanders-if-you-dont/835632/519): > > I don’t support Bernie Sanders, because he’s a senile old Yiddish communist. > > From [praising food shortages and bread lines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiM-yNEQ93I) to [extolling virtues of USSR](https://twitter.com/doranimated/status/1099103396928335872?lang=en) just a few years before that country collapsed, Bernie proved himself to have absolutely no moral integrity or compassion for millions of people, who suffered under oppressive Socialist rule. > Nathan Scharansky, Ida Nudel, Felix Kandel and others like them would still be languishing in GULAG for the crime of being Jews, had it not been for men like Roland Reagan, who relentlessly pressured Soviets for their release, while, at the same time, moral degenerates like Bernie praised food shortages and one of the most inhumane and repressive regimes in world’s history. Good ol’ Roland Reagan … ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10322 "2019-10-02T17:53:48Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Back to the Russian type of troll, let’s give a warm SDMB welcome to **Northeast Refugee** , who just joined today and will likely be leaving soon, for such gems as this: > > Good ol’ Roland Reagan … I feel just Terr-ible about him. Makes me want to move to Okrahoma. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10323 "2019-10-02T19:02:28Z")
His English is pretty good for a Russian. Allegedly. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10324 "2019-10-02T19:12:03Z")
There is no _the_ before USSR and GULAG in that post, although he uses the word elsewhere. Articles are not used in Russian, so maybe he just forgot. Also, GULAG is usually written Gulag in English, as in the Solzhenitsyn title. More properly in Russian, it would be GULag, since Lag is all part of the word “lager”, for camp. So on that he’s wrong either way. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10325 "2019-10-03T01:16:54Z")
_Apply Russian Accent_ > [@The Hunter Biden Investigation {This thread started September 2019, bumped after 3 years dormant}](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-hunter-biden-investigation-this-thread-started-september-2019-bumped-after-3-years-dormant/840964/66): > > … > President Obama was a nincompoop. He was basically incompetent amateur, playing at being the President (witness him begging Russia to give him more space, followed by Russia \*\*taking \*\* more space, or him begging President Putin … Comrade, he ain’t called President Putin anywhere but where you live. Here, he’s just Putin. “He was basically incomptent amateur”, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10326 "2019-10-03T01:42:29Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > _Apply Russian Accent_ > Comrade, he ain’t called President Putin anywhere but where you live. Here, he’s just Putin. “He was basically incomptent amateur”, indeed. Moose and Squirrel flashback. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10327 "2019-10-03T16:22:20Z")
Assuming **Northeast Refugee** believes anything he’s posting, I wonder what it is like to live in his fantasy world? I cannot imagine what it must be like to be so delusional. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10328 "2019-10-04T11:16:06Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > I feel just Terr-ible about him. Makes me want to move to Okrahoma. Be sure to wear appropriate footwear if you go. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10329 "2019-10-04T11:33:46Z")
He (or she, maybe) just dropped a racist comment…in a General Questions threads about airplanes! Dos vidanya… ETA: It’s a MPSIMS thread. Still. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2019, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10330 "2019-10-04T11:48:54Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > He (or she, maybe) just dropped a racist comment…in a General Questions threads about airplanes! > > Dos vidanya… > > ETA: It’s a MPSIMS thread. Still. Linky? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=515) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=517)