# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 519
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10371 "2019-10-08T22:31:06Z")
The fuck’s up with **Lumpy** in the Trump supporter thread? Bad enough that he wrote the most stomach-turningly repulsive post that I have ever read in the dope, a ways back. So repulsive, in fact, was the post, that I can’t get myself to re-print it, it was that fucking vile. Suffice to say, at the end of that post, he said something along the lines that he might die and burn and hell for what he just wrote, and I couldn’t have agreed more. And then, his [STD-ish flouncyness](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21903953&postcount=195) yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2019, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10372 "2019-10-08T22:34:51Z")
Not making excuses, but that condition has to make a guy a little grumpy, right? ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10373 "2019-10-09T00:59:19Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Jealous? Not even a little. It’s pathetic. > [@Gyrate](#): > > Not a bad film, but Solaris was better. > > Actually I was trying to see if his name was either a reference to something or an anagram of something. Didn’t find either of those, but I didn’t even have to leave the Google results page to see that he’d been banned from another board. We live in a world of wonders. Yeah a world where you stalk people and that’s totally ok and normal in the little noggin of yours. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10374 "2019-10-09T01:00:13Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > The fuck’s up with **Lumpy** in the Trump supporter thread? Bad enough that he wrote the most stomach-turningly repulsive post that I have ever read in the dope, a ways back. So repulsive, in fact, was the post, that I can’t get myself to re-print it, it was that fucking vile. Suffice to say, at the end of that post, he said something along the lines that he might die and burn and hell for what he just wrote, and I couldn’t have agreed more. Ah, you can’t just say that and not at least give the post number. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10375 "2019-10-09T01:09:16Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Stalker. Googling an anonymous username is stalking now? My, you are a precious little snowflake. I will prepare a fainting couch for you. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10376 "2019-10-09T01:36:06Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Googling an anonymous username is stalking now? > > My, you are a precious little snowflake. I will prepare a fainting couch for you. Don’t forget the spirit of hartshorn. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10377 "2019-10-09T01:45:36Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Ah, you can’t just say that and not at least give the post number. I was poking around in an old thread (mid-2,000ish?), so I won’t be able to find it now. Children were mentioned. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10378 "2019-10-09T09:09:31Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Ah, you can’t just say that and not at least give the post number. > [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > I was poking around in an old thread (mid-2,000ish?), so I won’t be able to find it now. > Children were mentioned. I believe [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11474065&postcount=26) is what you’re thinking of. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10379 "2019-10-09T09:12:41Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > Not even a little. I’m confused - Your typing fingers say “No” but then your obvious hardon for **Gyrate** says “Yes!” > [@](#): > > It’s pathetic. Yes, calling running a simple search “stalking” _would_ be pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10380 "2019-10-09T11:49:19Z")
Well I for one care deeply about **Annoyed** ’s opinion of me and my actions, because I desperately need the validation of random strangers on the internet. Oh wait - no I don’t. Actually, I’m good. ---
**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10381 "2019-10-09T14:09:23Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Well I for one care deeply about **Annoyed** ’s opinion of me and my actions, because I desperately need the validation of random strangers on the internet. > > Oh wait - no I don’t. Actually, I’m good. The random strangers on the internet that you spend your free time googling and stalking and posting about how you are googling and stalking? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10382 "2019-10-09T14:09:27Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > I believe [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11474065&postcount=26) is what you’re thinking of. ding ding ding merci (I think - heh, bummed out all over again) To be fair, he probably wasn’t _technically_ trolling, there, (?) but my google-fu on the snark thread has been lacking, so… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10383 "2019-10-09T14:36:14Z")
Sorry - late add - actually, **Lumpy** wasn’t at all trolling in that thread, given the unfortunate OP, which produced evidently skeevy results. And the search for the snark thread was in relation to what I cited. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10384 "2019-10-10T01:08:44Z")
Poster Marion Morrison Sock alert! Sock alert! Let’s see if the posts remain after the banning, or if they are cornfielded… ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10385 "2019-10-10T01:27:51Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Poster Marion Morrison > Sock alert! Sock alert! > > Let’s see if the posts remain after the banning, or if they are cornfielded… Just coming to post that one too. 100% trock. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10386 "2019-10-10T02:17:47Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > Just coming to post that one too. 100% trock. I’m guessing a senile turtle. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10387 "2019-10-10T03:53:23Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I’m guessing a senile turtle. Nah. He wouldn’t be capable of lying low for 8 months. Probably just some sleeper shill. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10388 "2019-10-10T04:12:20Z")
> [@Annoyed](#): > > The random strangers on the internet that you spend your free time googling and stalking and posting about how you are googling and stalking? You’d be surprised at the lengths some of these folks go to track and document their targets. They spend decades picking on folks and when bored pick on folks in a “retro” fashion. It’s truly symptomatic of a mental illness. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10389 "2019-10-10T04:37:51Z")
Aw, Octopuss wuvs the chomo. It’s so sweet. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2019, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10390 "2019-10-10T05:00:59Z")
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