# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1021 "2017-04-04T03:05:41Z")
I didn’t pay much attention to ckalli’s tenure here (I think that was the name he used) but I do seem to recall that he was a college student in NJ. Perhaps at Rutgers, where the Scarlet Knights play? See how neatly all this fits together? If not ckalli himself, then certainly one of his very good friends. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1022 "2017-04-04T04:55:45Z")
I managed to piss him off two of the three times he was last here. Sorry I missed the third! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1023 "2017-04-04T05:09:03Z")
When a poster gets banned, their post count and location, if specified, shows up in their posts, like a non-guest member. In ckalli1998’s posts, it says Piscataway, which is where Rutgers is. Next time he pops up, perhaps he will have learned to be less of an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1024 "2017-04-04T09:16:35Z")
> [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](#): > > I didn’t pay much attention to ckalli’s tenure here (I think that was the name he used) but I do seem to recall that he was a college student in NJ. Perhaps at Rutgers, where the Scarlet Knights play? > > See how neatly all this fits together? > > If not ckalli himself, then certainly one of his very good friends. He did claim to be at Rutgers, and I saw no reason to doubt that particular factoid. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1025 "2017-04-04T11:57:16Z")
We sure do seem to have a lot of serial socks that simply cannot stay away, don’t we? Mentally ill? ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1026 "2017-04-04T12:01:21Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > He did claim to be at Rutgers, and I saw no reason to doubt that particular factoid. There is a [Removed by Moderator]. I believe that ckalli is who he said he is. Doesn’t make him less of an ass or idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1027 "2017-04-04T16:50:16Z")
> [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > There is a [Removed by Moderator]. I believe that ckalli is who he said he is. Doesn’t make him less of an ass or idiot. [Moderating] **BeepKillBeep** do not post the real names, schools, addresses, or places of employment of other posters, even ones that have been banned. This is a formal warning. Do not do this again. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1028 "2017-04-04T17:18:40Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Moderating] > **BeepKillBeep** do not post the real names, schools, addresses, or places of employment of other posters, even ones that have been banned. > > This is a formal warning. Do not do this again. > [/Moderating] [Moderating] I’ve reversed this warning. I hadn’t realized that **ckalli** had posted his real name and school himself. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1029 "2017-04-04T20:16:48Z")
So **Scarlet Knight** is gone already? I wonder if he’ll learn to pick something next obvious for his next incarnation. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1030 "2017-04-04T22:02:00Z")
He’s just a kid, and none too bright. Trouble is, he’s a kid with time on his hands, and school’s out soon, so even more time to be a dick. With any luck maybe he can amuse himself for the summer taunting his mom’s cat or something. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1031 "2017-04-04T22:16:36Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > So **Scarlet Knight** is gone already? I wonder if he’ll learn to pick something next obvious for his next incarnation. Another Rutgers alum of renown is Mr. Magoo, so look out for a newbie styling himself as **QuincyM**. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1032 "2017-04-04T22:29:27Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > So **Scarlet Knight** is gone already? I wonder if he’ll learn to pick something next obvious for his next incarnation. $5 on **Knarlet Scight.** ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1033 "2017-04-04T22:33:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > So **Scarlet Knight** is gone already? I wonder if he’ll learn to pick something **next** obvious for his next incarnation. I love my massive error in this sentence. It should have been _less_. :smack: Heck, maybe he’ll just go with **Rutgers2017** , because he’s a _super_-genius. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1034 "2017-04-04T23:19:07Z")
Haven’t noticed him too much before, but **Navy draftee** appears to be on the bus to Banned Camp. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1035 "2017-04-04T23:45:19Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Haven’t noticed him too much before, but **Navy draftee** appears to be on the bus to Banned Camp. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44) Yes, and good riddance. He should have been in the “unusual excrement” thread. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1036 "2017-04-05T00:41:19Z")
How long does [Single Guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823243) have? His first post wasn’t overly personal or toxic…but it’s weird. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1037 "2017-04-05T01:21:55Z")
Damn you **faulkner**! _shakes fist_ I just came here to mention **Single Guy**. That is a troll. “Banned Camp” - nice! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1038 "2017-04-05T01:28:42Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Haven’t noticed him too much before, but **Navy draftee** appears to be on the bus to Banned Camp. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44) Man overboard!! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1039 "2017-04-05T01:30:59Z")
Does Banned Camp come with a flute? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1040 "2017-04-05T03:24:27Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Haven’t noticed him too much before, but **Navy draftee** appears to be on the bus to Banned Camp. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20114426&postcount=44) When did they re-institute the draft? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=53)