# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10411 "2019-10-13T02:06:32Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Literally anything you fools disagree with and don’t like is “trolling”.

You are literally wrong. I think people who like pineapple on pizza to be lowlife scumbag degenerates. But I don’t think they’re trolling.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10412 "2019-10-13T02:23:07Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Some fairly obvious trolling from Tim R. Morris. His post has nothing at all to do with the thread topic, which is about the problems the Trump administration has had. He’s just delighting in being able to slip in an attack on Democrats in a thread where people had mentioned how bad Trump is.
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> I’ll be very honest–it’s really hard for me think the guy is legit in general, because normal people don’t act like he does. But, at the very least, this is some obvious trolling.

This is the thing about Trump that his supporters call “telling it like it is”. It has nothing to do with how “it is” in reality, but they love it anyway. It would be more honest for them to say that they support Trump because he “tells it like I want it to be”.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10413 "2019-10-13T02:43:01Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> You are literally wrong. I think people who like pineapple on pizza to be lowlife scumbag degenerates. But I don’t think they’re trolling.

Watch what you say about my wife and her abominable taste in pizza toppings. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2019, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10414 "2019-10-13T04:27:22Z")

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Relevant [Pearls Before Swine](https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/12/09).

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10415 "2019-10-15T09:10:35Z")

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A poster finally gains some insight into the nature of his brief window posting on this message board:

> [@Transgender toddlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/transgender-toddlers/841597/98):
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> …It it’s a sad and disturbing little social experiment going on that I have no doubt will be looked at in the future as a dark time in history.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10416 "2019-10-15T09:33:59Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> A poster finally gains some insight into the nature of his brief window posting on this message board:

I was being completely honest. Giving pre-pubescent children medication to block puberty and forever changing their physiology is appalling and severely disturbing.

I feel very confident that my opinion on the subject, if polled nationally, would be the mainstream.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2019, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10417 "2019-10-15T15:29:59Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> I feel very confident that my opinion on the subject, if polled nationally, would be the mainstream.

Ah, appeals to popularity for the slam dunk? I feel very confident that my opinion of you as a sad, hateful little troll, if polled board-wide, would be in the mainstream. Fortunately for you and transgender people, appeals to popularity aren’t very useful.

But one important difference - you have no evidence that your opinion has any basis in fact. I have extensive evidence that my opinion does.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10418 "2019-10-16T02:38:43Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> I feel very confident that my opinion on the subject, if polled nationally, would be the mainstream.

A moment’s reflection on social progress throughout human history will tell you that this is evidence that you are almost certainly on the _wrong_ side of this. We didn’t need activism to (for example) abolish slavery or enfranchise women because the majority mainstream view was the right one.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10419 "2019-10-16T18:00:18Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> {…} Giving pre-pubescent children medication to block puberty and forever changing their physiology is appalling and severely disturbing.
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> I feel very confident that my opinion on the subject, if polled nationally, would be the mainstream.

Good for you!

Problem is, we don’t decide what is and what isn’t proper medical care by the national polling of folks like you.

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10420 "2019-10-17T03:27:30Z")

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Let’s see, 1st post, wall o text, about very personal stuff…yep, I’m thinking troll.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=883758](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=883758)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2019, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10421 "2019-10-17T10:00:40Z")

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When did we become “Dear Abby”? _Never_ ask random strangers on the internet for relationship advice.

But yeah - lots of red flags there, based on previous board experience.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10422 "2019-10-21T02:08:25Z")

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Is **Tempe Jeff** a troll or not? At this point, I’m not sure I can tell anymore. Two or so years of mostly innocuous posts, then [suddenly raging Trumpist](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=883941).

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**Author:** ![mjmlabs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mjmlabs/32/69_2.png) [@mjmlabs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mjmlabs)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10423 "2019-10-21T02:41:44Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Is **Tempe Jeff** a troll or not? At this point, I’m not sure I can tell anymore. Two or so years of mostly innocuous posts, then [suddenly raging Trumpist](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=883941).

After about the fifth post of his in that thread, I could no longer maintain any beneficial doubt: cast my vote for “Troll.” Could just be “Trump voter who drank too much watching football this afternoon,” but I’m not willing to believe that anymore.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10424 "2019-10-21T03:20:20Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Is **Tempe Jeff** a troll or not? At this point, I’m not sure I can tell anymore. Two or so years of mostly innocuous posts, then [suddenly raging Trumpist](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=883941).

He’s got another one going at the same time [over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=883939) in a different forum. As for the troll question, I don’t know – sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between an intentional troll and a feeble-minded imbecile. He’s already been topic-banned from starting Jeffrey Epstein threads, one of which was started in GQ for the purpose of implicating Bill Clinton as a child molester. Then he complained about his Epstein threads being moved. So yeah, judging from the tone and quality of his posts, I’m guessing he’s either an immature dumb kid or a grown-up imbecile of very limited intellectual stature, whose cognitive development got stunted at about the age of seven. I note that [he makes his living sorting packages in a company mailroom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21825034&postcount=12), so, not a rocket scientist. In fact I think I just convinced myself that he fits the profile of an authentic Trumpist.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10425 "2019-10-21T09:12:34Z")

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Not to defend **Tempe Jeff** , because fuck him, but I make my living shipping packages in a company warehouse. Why can’t I be a rocket surgeon?

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10426 "2019-10-21T10:53:00Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Ah, appeals to popularity for the slam dunk? I feel very confident that my opinion of you as a sad, hateful little troll, if polled board-wide, would be in the mainstream. Fortunately for you and transgender people, appeals to popularity aren’t very useful.
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> But one important difference - you have no evidence that your opinion has any basis in fact. I have extensive evidence that my opinion does.

Only a sick demented fuck would alter a child, and that is precisely the “social progress” that makes people gag when discussed openly.

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**Author:** ![Apanthro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@Apanthro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apanthro)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10427 "2019-10-21T10:59:24Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> he makes his living sorting packages in a company mailroom, so, not a rocket scientist. In fact I think I just convinced myself that he fits the profile of an authentic Trumpist.

This comes off as quite elitist, although I don’t think you intended it in this manner. There are more reasons to go off track or never begin a career than lack of intelligence. In this case it was certainly a factor though.

I would change “troll” to “low effort troll”. He posted nothing but an OP in his G7 post. If he’s going entirely for reactions then people are definitely providing them in spades.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10428 "2019-10-21T11:12:29Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Only a sick demented fuck would alter a child, and that is precisely the “social progress” that makes people gag when discussed openly.

Yeah, I hear you, those [sick fucks at Operation Smile](https://www.operationsmile.org/) make me gag.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10429 "2019-10-21T11:20:40Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Yeah, I hear you, those [sick fucks at Operation Smile](https://www.operationsmile.org/) make me gag.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2019, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10430 "2019-10-21T13:36:25Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Only a sick demented fuck would alter a child, and that is precisely the “social progress” that makes people gag when discussed openly.

If by “people” you mean “people who revel in their fundamental ignorance of the scientific research and history of the issue”, then sure.

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