# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10491 "2019-11-21T04:40:35Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Why is choosing a famous person’s name legal here… on a board devoted to fighting ignorance? Can someone show up as Adolf, or MLK or J.H. Christ?

I should hope not! :mad:  
🆒

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10492 "2019-11-21T05:23:58Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> I should hope not!

Well played… I’ve been meaning to ask you… as a 14th century warlord, are you planning on defeating the Russians again? There could be a homemade pecan pie in it for you…

(See, no one’s going to have that disconnect where they think you’re really chilling here after conquering Persia 600 years ago…)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10493 "2019-11-21T05:54:25Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Why is choosing a famous person’s name legal here… on a board devoted to fighting ignorance? Can someone show up as Adolf, or MLK or J.H. Christ?

[Yes,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) [yes,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) and [yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php).

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10494 "2019-11-21T12:10:52Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Hey, “Barack Obama”, can you please pick a less embarrassing name? Especially when threads like that one show you’re not half as smart as your namesake? And it’s really jarring when you say stupid stuff about Biden, and I have to remember, “Wait, no, it’s just some ordinary schlub.”

One has to admire his “with my dying breath, I will argue this faulty premise” tenacity.

Oh, one doesn’t? Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2019, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10495 "2019-11-21T12:28:20Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> [Yes,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) [yes,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) and [yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php).

3, 4, and 3 posts respectively. Our presidentially-minded friend has lasted a little longer, more’s the pity.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10496 "2019-11-24T01:41:31Z")

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> Welcome to our newest member, PEDO C UNT DOU G

Somehow I don’t see **Dou g** as staying around here for long.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10497 "2019-11-24T01:47:55Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Somehow I don’t see **Dou g** as staying around here for long.

Likewise observe [coming at you c unt](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), [DOOG THE COONT](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), and [AMobOf Pedo Fag](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php).

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10498 "2019-11-24T01:48:00Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Somehow I don’t see **Dou g** as staying around here for long.

Pay no attention to [del]the man behind the curtain[/del] Leaffan’s stalker.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10499 "2019-11-25T10:12:30Z")

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He seems nice.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10500 "2019-11-25T17:01:16Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> [Banned, at least.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21985061#post21985061)

Followed closely by **ScumPup** , whom I cannot say that I will miss, particularly, but what will SDMB do without its TFMs?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10501 "2019-11-26T11:34:03Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Followed closely by **ScumPup** , whom I cannot say that I will miss, particularly, but what will SDMB do without its TFMs?

TFMs?

I will note that his Pit thread about **HurricaneDitka** , **Shodan** , **octopus** and **BigT** actually made me feel sorry for them due to **ScumPup** ’s fawning advocacy. That whole thread was just embarrassing.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10502 "2019-11-26T14:41:10Z")

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Mod Note

I have removed several posts mentioning a persistent troll/sock. Please do not give this individual any more attention.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10503 "2019-11-26T17:52:35Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Mod Note
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> I have removed several posts mentioning a persistent troll/sock. Please do not give this individual any more attention.

Sorry, I didn’t realize he was more than a one-off problem.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10504 "2019-11-27T15:11:12Z")

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Trying to figure out if **1996 Yankee Champs** ’s JAQ’offing is sheer stupity or disingenuousness.  
His Micheal Savage OP is a laughable case in point.

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**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10505 "2019-11-27T15:31:50Z")

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I’ll eat my left nut if **Yankees** and **Aceplace** aren’t the same person. Their posting cadence is exactly alike.

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10506 "2019-11-27T17:55:38Z")

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I hope you have some nutsauce handy cuz I think your wrong.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10507 "2019-11-27T19:12:21Z")

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> [@Lamoral](#):
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> I’ll eat my left nut if **Yankees** and **Aceplace** aren’t the same person. Their posting cadence is exactly alike.

\*\*Acey \*\*is your (the Americans) very own hick. The Yankee was sent by Vlad the Impaler and his minions. Even \*\*acey \*\*writes better English.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10508 "2019-11-28T17:46:34Z")

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> [@Lamoral](#):
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> I’ll eat my left nut if **Yankees** and **Aceplace** aren’t the same person. Their posting cadence is exactly alike.

I can’t decide which one of them should be more offended by the comparison.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10509 "2019-11-29T13:10:30Z")

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> [@Lamoral](#):
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> I’ll eat my left nut if **Yankees** and **Aceplace** aren’t the same person. Their posting cadence is exactly alike.

Has anyone ever said this, been proven wrong, then followed through?  
ETA: sorry for the GQ question posted in the Pit.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10510 "2019-11-29T14:08:04Z")

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Dunno; check Cafe Society and see if anyone’s asking for good recipes for preparing left nut…

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