# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10511 "2019-11-29T14:49:25Z")

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I assume any recipe for Rocky Mountain Oysters would do, after adjusting for quantity.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10512 "2019-11-29T14:55:11Z")

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There was also an old and notorious thread here about frying certain bodily emissions, IIRC. But I’m not gonna search for it.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10513 "2019-12-09T15:18:14Z")

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Sleeper Russian douchenozzle account in impeachment thread [appears to be](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22015369&postcount=5986) sleeper Russian douchenozzle account in impeachment thread.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10514 "2019-12-09T15:59:39Z")

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Maybe not actually Russian, just the opposite counter-culture to mine own. Fig Newton’s First Principle of Cultural Dynamics states that any cultural action creates an equal and opposite cultural reaction.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10515 "2019-12-09T22:14:16Z")

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[aaaawwwww…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyI3IL46yq4)

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10516 "2019-12-11T01:54:04Z")

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HD just got banned. Wow.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10517 "2019-12-11T02:01:31Z")

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So some of the assholes are finally getting the axe ? I may have to drink heavily in celebration 😃

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10518 "2019-12-11T02:57:20Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> HD just got banned. Wow.

[Sung better than I could have](http://v.yinyuetai.com/video/3037130).

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10519 "2019-12-11T03:01:00Z")

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And there goes Barack Obama…

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10520 "2019-12-11T03:08:31Z")

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Hey octopus, you should start a few threads about now.

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**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10521 "2019-12-11T03:28:41Z")

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It was really annoying to see the name of Barack Obama hijacked by someone so inarticulate, obnoxious, and generally unlike the real former President in every way. Glad he’s out the door.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10522 "2019-12-11T03:48:29Z")

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See? The Dope isn’t some safe space for liberals. We banned Barack Obama!

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10523 "2019-12-11T04:00:29Z")

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> [@steatopygia](#):
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> Hey octopus, you should start a few threads about now.

Please, please, please!

Seriously, these are some huge positive steps for the board. A heartfelt thank you to all involved.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10524 "2019-12-11T04:06:50Z")

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> [@steatopygia](#):
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> Hey octopus, you should start a few threads about now.

Why’s that?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10525 "2019-12-11T04:09:07Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> Please, please, please!
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> Seriously, these are some huge positive steps for the board. A heartfelt thank you to all involved.

Oh, please, you and your fellow vipers are the most manipulative, disingenuous, and mentally disturbed folks on this board.

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10526 "2019-12-11T04:24:21Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Oh, please, you and your fellow vipers are the most manipulative, disingenuous, and mentally disturbed folks on this board.

LOL! You’re just saying that so you don’t have to take responsibility for the assholery you post. And because you’re askeered.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10527 "2019-12-11T04:25:19Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> LOL! You’re just saying that so you don’t have to take responsibility for the assholery you post. And because you’re askeered.

Askeeered of what?

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10528 "2019-12-11T04:30:47Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Askeeered of what?

Posting at GB. We all know you read there. Let me guess: “I wouldn’t post at that den of nasty mean girl vipers!!1!”

Of course not. You’d be held accountable for all the bullshit you spew here.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10529 "2019-12-11T04:38:32Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> Posting at GB. We all know you read there. Let me guess: “I wouldn’t post at that den of nasty mean girl vipers!!1!”
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> Of course not. You’d be held accountable for all the bullshit you spew here.

We are in the pit. Hold me accountable.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10530 "2019-12-11T05:07:34Z")

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I am seriously chuffed that the mods finally had a Come to Jesus moment re HD. Never really encountered BO, but reading the posts and warnings, it seems his banning was well deserved too.

But we’ve still got the rat-terrier with distemper and dementia to contend with folks, don’t get too complacent just yet.

😃

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