# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1041 "2017-04-05T04:17:05Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > When did they re-institute the draft? hmmm. My dad was drafted into the Navy. He was born in '31. So he could have been born any time after that. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1042 "2017-04-05T05:04:31Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > When did they re-institute the draft? Let’s hope he’s not Captain Ed returning. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1043 "2017-04-05T07:19:43Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > hmmm. My dad was drafted into the Navy. He was born in '31. So he could have been born any time after that. No. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1044 "2017-04-05T15:13:06Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > No. After 31 but before… sometime. I don’t know when. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1045 "2017-04-05T19:43:50Z")
Early 70s wasn’t it? With a few breaks in the middle there. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1046 "2017-04-05T21:11:35Z")
The last US draft lottery was drawn in early '72, and selective service registration went entirely on hiatus from '75 to '78. We have not had a draft in 45 years. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1047 "2017-04-05T22:47:23Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I searched, but there is no poster **X**. Great user name going unclaimed there… ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1048 "2017-04-06T04:21:26Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > The last US draft lottery was drawn in early '72, and selective service registration went entirely on hiatus from '75 to '78. We have not had a draft in 45 years. So the youngest a Navy draftee could be is …63? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1049 "2017-04-06T04:33:03Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > So the youngest a Navy draftee could be is …63? Unless, perhaps, he refers to the languid stream of air flowing between his ears. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1050 "2017-04-06T13:36:15Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Unless, perhaps, he refers to the languid stream of air flowing between his ears. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1051 "2017-04-07T15:16:56Z")
Add [Navy draftee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20121034&postcount=110) to the list of trolls. Capitalizing Mr. Obama’s middle name, how original. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1052 "2017-04-07T21:19:14Z")
He gets a warning, and he tells the mod to stick the warning up his ass and he’s still here. What? Does he have naked pictures of the Cecil’s wife or something? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1053 "2017-04-07T21:22:01Z")
He got another warning for that, I think. Not sure why he’s still here. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1054 "2017-04-07T21:34:36Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > He gets a warning, and he tells the mod to stick the warning up his ass and he’s still here. What? Does he have naked pictures of the Cecil’s wife or something? Oh, shit. Be right back-I’ve got some [del]photos I’ve got to dispose of[/del]cookies I’ve got to bake. Immediately. ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1055 "2017-04-07T23:15:35Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He got another warning for that, I think. Not sure why he’s still here. Most (all) of us have jobs. It takes a while to gather everyone. The lever is heavy and requires multiple participants to pull. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1056 "2017-04-07T23:29:13Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He got another warning for that, I think. Not sure why he’s still here. He’s gone. He won’t be missed. He didn’t even add entertainment value. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1057 "2017-04-07T23:30:30Z")
If only there was some sort of kill bot with inhuman strength to weird such powers… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1058 "2017-04-07T23:41:11Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Most (all) of us have jobs. It takes a while to gather everyone. The lever is heavy and requires multiple participants to pull. Please don’t think that was criticism. You all are awesome. The lever has been pulled with alacrity recently and it’s appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1059 "2017-04-07T23:44:04Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > If only there was some sort of kill bot with inhuman strength to weird such powers… The only problem with that you see, is that killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, spamtrolls will just sent wave after wave of their own men at them until they reach their limit and shut down. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1060 "2017-04-08T00:02:32Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > If only there was some sort of kill bot with inhuman strength to weird such powers… You want a kill bot? You’ve come to the right place. I have all your kill bots needs in one convenient place. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=52) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=54)