# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 530
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10591 "2019-12-17T13:25:14Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > And neither am I. Neither are we. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10592 "2019-12-17T14:34:07Z")
I think I’m a clone now–there always seems to be some of me around. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10593 "2019-12-17T15:16:57Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10594 "2019-12-17T16:33:28Z")
Have you tried running just as fast as you can now? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10595 "2019-12-17T16:34:23Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > He didn’t like _Friends_ either. He said all they did was copulate out of wedlock, so they were conspiring to ruin the sanctity of marriage. That’s one of the good things about the show. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10596 "2019-12-17T16:35:18Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > He didn’t like _Friends_ either. He said all they did was copulate out of wedlock, so they were conspiring to ruin the sanctity of marriage. It’s fine - they were on a break. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10597 "2019-12-19T19:28:23Z")
I usually steer clear of SDMB in-fighting, but I have to ask: Has **DrDeth** always been a sealion or has he just decided to fill the void left by **HurricaneDitka**? The thread about the OK sign and white supremacists is exhausting. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10598 "2019-12-19T19:52:36Z")
Not sure about sealioning but Doc has always been one who becomes virtually impervious to logic and reason after he makes up his mind about something. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10599 "2019-12-19T20:00:47Z")
[Smoking](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=787184), for example. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10600 "2019-12-20T00:22:50Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Smoking](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=787184), for example. He probably also still thinks Allan Sherman was referring to [Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=736861) instead of Joyce… ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10601 "2019-12-20T16:22:41Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > So, all it takes to become elite is to give birth to twins? “You’re not clones. You’re just garden variety twins.” - Dr Drakken ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10602 "2019-12-21T05:50:24Z")
[D’Asshole and the talking point from a Bloomberg opinion piece.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22038815#post22038815) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10603 "2019-12-21T13:31:03Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [D’Asshole and the talking point from a Bloomberg opinion piece.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22038815#post22038815) Who receives a resounding smack from **running coach**. I’d almost feel sorry for the little turd, but fortunately he’s made that impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10604 "2019-12-21T15:02:35Z")
You’re talking about a guy who decided a hill he would die on was whether or not a news website had a paywall or not, this in spite of literally everyone telling him there was a paywall. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10605 "2019-12-22T17:40:21Z")
I’m starting to think [EasyPhil](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887211) doesn’t come here for an argument. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10606 "2019-12-22T19:13:32Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’m starting to think [EasyPhil](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887211) doesn’t come here for an argument. He’s a one trick badger. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10607 "2019-12-22T23:19:20Z")
Just a conservative who wants to test his views in the fires of rigorous debate. Similar thing happened to me when I was younger and more foolish. Was doing pretty good until I ran into some guys who made me laugh. My world view deflated like a Whoopee Cushion. ---
**Author:** ![EasyPhil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47c2d/32.png) [@EasyPhil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EasyPhil)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10608 "2019-12-22T23:37:46Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’m starting to think [EasyPhil](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887211) doesn’t come here for an argument. I see you have a bee in your bonnet. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10609 "2019-12-23T00:31:56Z")
Anyone who cites the opinion of AG Barr in seriousness is, to be nice, one stupid motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10610 "2019-12-23T03:39:22Z")
My main problem with that thread is that it doesn’t offer anything up for debate. Or at least it didn’t when I first read it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=529) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=531)