# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10691 "2019-12-28T18:41:34Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Phil shows a stunning lack of understanding of human anatomy & physiology as well!

C’mon, you know they don’t even start teaching anatomy till the 6th grade.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10692 "2019-12-28T18:46:19Z")

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> [@margin](#):
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> C’mon, you know they don’t even start teaching anatomy till the 6th grade.

“Dear Phil’s teacher,  
Excuse Phil from viewing icky bits.  
Signed, Phil’s mom.”

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10693 "2019-12-28T19:16:27Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Wait, are you trolling me…
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> 😃

And now you know what the Big"T" stands for. 😉

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10694 "2019-12-28T23:59:56Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> So what difference does one one-week timeout on one topic make to his trolling, really?

[This.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22049706#post22049706)

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10695 "2019-12-29T11:10:52Z")

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Yay! Good on **Miller**.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10696 "2019-12-29T15:10:35Z")

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Looks like we have a sock puppet in **chaidragonfire**.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10697 "2019-12-29T16:15:51Z")

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Do you perhaps have a link?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10698 "2019-12-29T17:00:23Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Do you perhaps have a link?

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22050628&postcount=630](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22050628&postcount=630)

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10699 "2019-12-29T17:05:36Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Do you perhaps have a link?

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22050460&postcount=42](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22050460&postcount=42)

Here’s one.

He could be a just garden variety troll as he’s jumping from thread to thread with provoking posts.

The post timing is interesting too. May, and now. There’s a common element to early May and late December. At both times school is out.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10700 "2019-12-30T09:43:08Z")

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He does seem like just a contentious asshole. Did you think he was someone’s sock in particular?

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10701 "2019-12-30T10:07:13Z")

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> [@BeepKillBeep](#):
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> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22050460&postcount=42](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22050460&postcount=42)
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> Here’s one.
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> He could be a just garden variety troll as he’s jumping from thread to thread with provoking posts.
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> The post timing is interesting too. May, and now. There’s a common element to early May and late December. At both times school is out.

School isnt out in early May.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10702 "2019-12-30T12:34:24Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> He does seem like just a contentious asshole. Did you think he was someone’s sock in particular?

No, I think he’s just a troll now. Probably a university student. I guess he could be that guy we had a year or so back. I don’t remember the user id now. I suspect once classes start up again in January he won’t be around so much.

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10703 "2019-12-30T22:44:35Z")

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I’m going to miss **EasyPhil** when he’s gone. He’s hilarious. I know he’s not **Silver Lining** , but he really reminds me of Silver Lining. How does he function? Like **chaidragonfire** is an obvious troll. In one of his recent posts, you can see he’s trying to get people to call him a fucktard and pull a warning. The shallow nature of his posts indicate troll. He’s being controversial for the sake of getting a reaction. On the other hand, **EasyPhil** seems to be legitimately as dumb as he appears. Wow.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22053117&postcount=52](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22053117&postcount=52)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10704 "2020-01-01T11:39:40Z")

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The new year has gifted us with [a new angry physics nut](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=866184).

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10705 "2020-01-01T16:38:37Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> The new year has gifted us with [a new angry physics nut](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=866184).

Just what we wanted! How did the New Year know?

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10706 "2020-01-01T22:10:02Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> The new year has gifted us with [a new angry physics nut](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=866184).

To be fair, the 2 year old thread is apparently about HIM.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10707 "2020-01-01T22:18:59Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> To be fair, the 2 year old thread is apparently about HIM.

If you summon a nut, expect a nut.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10708 "2020-01-02T19:05:52Z")

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There was a funny one in the 2020 deathpool thread, where a brand new poster put up a WoT screed about how Ruth B Ginsburg is actually dead and they have a doppleganger covering for her. Cornfielded appropriately, as well as the poster, whose name escapes me – something with “rose” in it.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10709 "2020-01-03T00:36:47Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> There was a funny one in the 2020 deathpool thread, where a brand new poster put up a WoT screed about how Ruth B Ginsburg is actually dead and they have a doppleganger covering for her. Cornfielded appropriately, as well as the poster, whose name escapes me – something with “rose” in it.

WoT? Wheel of Time? World of Tanks? Web of Trumpistas?

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10710 "2020-01-03T00:38:14Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> WoT? Wheel of Time? World of Tanks? Web of Trumpistas?

“Wall of Text” I imagine

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