# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 536
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10711 "2020-01-03T01:15:42Z")
Bonus points for Web of Trumpistas, however. I might use that. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10712 "2020-01-04T04:48:55Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > There was a funny one in the 2020 deathpool thread, where a brand new poster put up a WoT screed about how Ruth B Ginsburg is actually dead and they have a doppleganger covering for her. Cornfielded appropriately, as well as the poster, whose name escapes me – something with “rose” in it. Rosemurray ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10713 "2020-01-07T18:43:19Z")
So can we offically nominate **Magiver** as the board’s Most Tedious All-time Chicken Fucker? Well, Most Tedious _Lying_ All-time Chicken Fucker, anyway. Cueing **Magiver** disingenuous, thread-padding response along lines of “Cite where I’ve lied.” in 3…2…1… ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10714 "2020-01-07T18:54:29Z")
If he doesn’t, can I ask for a cite? Not that I’m arguing, I just don’t know what you’re talking about. And as Most Tedious in the non-chicken-fucker category, can we nominate anyone who assumes we’re following the same threads as them and [doesn’t provide a link](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22067749)? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10715 "2020-01-07T19:26:25Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > If he doesn’t, can I ask for a cite? Not that I’m arguing, I just don’t know what you’re talking about. > > And as Most Tedious in the non-chicken-fucker category, can we nominate anyone who assumes we’re following the same threads as them and [doesn’t provide a link](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22067749)? Um, pray tell, exactly, how am I chicken fucking? The _vast majority_ of his posts in that thread (the 4,000-lb car guy vs. guy with _not a stick_ thread, which, btw, was surely well-known enough to not, at all, require citing, 'aight?)\* have been contortions in avoiding painfully obvious points _repeatedly_ laid out to him, so I’d just suggest reading the last couple of pages, dreary a suggestion that might be. \*Right - The “This Has To Stop: extreme actions at political gatherings” thread.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10716 "2020-01-07T19:56:43Z")
You are not being a chicken fucker, thus my stipulation of Most Tedious in the **non-chicken-fucker category**. You are just being tedious by assuming that we all are willing to search out the threads and posts in question. I don’t know the “4000-lb car guy vs. guy with not a stick thread,” so if you want my opinion of Magiver’s chicken-fucking prowess, then yes, I need a link. If you only wanted opinions from people intimately aware of him, then carry on, but it’s kind of a jerkish way to participate in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10717 "2020-01-07T20:04:08Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Um, pray tell, exactly, how am I chicken fucking? The point made is that you are not chicken-fucking, or at least not enough to be in that category. You are being accused of being insufficiency exciting or interesting - a categorization arguably supported with a link, but that is still a very minimal effort to support that accusation ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10718 "2020-01-07T20:13:05Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > You are just being tedious by assuming that we all are **willing to search out** the threads and posts in question. (my bold) Or that I’m being tedious in assuming that you’d _already know_ the threads and posts in question, you mean? I figured with it being a seven-week-old thread at (currently) 13 pages that everyone’d know about it - my bad, then. And I can gladly field opinions from people who are not intimately aware of him, too. [thar she blows, then](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=885858) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10719 "2020-01-07T20:23:01Z")
I’ll be honest - I stopped visiting that thread within the first few pages. It was obvious that it would be a veritable banquet of chicken fucking. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10720 "2020-01-07T20:33:11Z")
I never opened it, because I assumed it would follow this trajectory: 1. A bunch of people saying idiotic stuff like “we shouldn’t kill our political enemies at a protest” 2. “Well, your side is the violent one.” “No your side is.” “No u.” 2a-z. Here are a bunch of examples of your side being bad. 3. “Your side deserved what they got because of \_\_\_\_.” “Well your side deserved this other thing.” 4. “You’re an asshole.” “No u.” 5-99. Repeat I love a good trainwreck as much as anyone, so I’ll eagerly read the good parts if someone points them out. But I don’t want to wade through 650+ posts from scratch. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10721 "2020-01-07T20:47:28Z")
Hey, fair enough. If I could have found any germaine posts, they would have been cited were it not for the fact that M’s posts were _all more or less_ germaine, anyway, to the basic concept of chicken-fucking, which is all I was pointing out. Usually I take care to post links, but figured in this case there was just too much inanely contrarian dreck from \*\*Magiver \*\* to single out any particlar post for a link. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10722 "2020-01-08T03:48:33Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I never opened it, because I assumed it would follow this trajectory: > > 1. A bunch of people saying idiotic stuff like “we shouldn’t kill our political enemies at a protest” > 2. “Well, your side is the violent one.” “No your side is.” “No u.” > 2a-z. Here are a bunch of examples of your side being bad. Not really. **Magiver** ’s contention revolved around the position that, if someone (esp. an Antifa protester, which it turned out the person was not, not even a little) is impeding your progress, you have the right to use your car to shove them out of the way, and if they strike your car with anything, you are within your rights to jump out and beat the fuck out of them. Mainly, he objected to the notion that the shoving was using a vehicle as a weapon. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10723 "2020-01-08T19:22:25Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Not really. **Magiver** ’s contention revolved around the position that, if someone (esp. an Antifa protester, which it turned out the person was not, not even a little) is impeding your progress, you have the right to use your car to shove them out of the way, and if they strike your car with anything, you are within your rights to jump out and beat the fuck out of them. Mainly, he objected to the notion that the shoving was using a vehicle as a weapon. Thanks eschereal, an explanation like that a few posts ago would have saved a ton of trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10724 "2020-01-16T07:02:22Z")
[ORTIO](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888423). Check out this question: > [@Is Pelosi withholding Impeachment articles to derail Senators?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-pelosi-withholding-impeachment-articles-to-derail-senators/846407/33): > > Where did McConnell and the Republican Senators supposed to have decided to vote differently on dismissal talk about their change of mind? ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10725 "2020-01-16T12:21:22Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [ORTIO](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888423). Check out this question: Jim Peebles is a Finnish hockey player?? ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10726 "2020-01-17T17:58:18Z")
[(fedman has entered the room)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22085744&postcount=138) ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10727 "2020-01-17T20:34:08Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > [(fedman has entered the room)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22085744&postcount=138) I don’t think I’ve seen him around before, and I’ll be very happy not to see him around again. Hateful little piece of shit, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10728 "2020-01-17T21:06:15Z")
He can join the line behind **[Jim Peebles](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22086108&postcount=61)**. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10729 "2020-01-17T21:15:07Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > He can join the line behind **[Jim Peebles](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22086108&postcount=61)**. I’m gonna miss him. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10730 "2020-01-17T21:50:05Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’m gonna miss him. :rolleyes: Oh don’t worry - it’s only from GD and P&E he’s suspended from, so hopefully he can still grace us with his genuine _bon mots_ here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=535) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=537)