# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 543
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10851 "2020-03-13T21:48:44Z")
Anyone want to take up a collection to send Marcus Flavius to Somoliland? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10852 "2020-03-13T22:58:28Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [Why is **John F Election Year** always phishing for data on how old dopers are?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891603) Well, I haven’t yet noticed anything fishy about their posts, I think they are just a young person genuinely interested in the culture of earlier decades. If I had have a message board like this when I was in my teens in the 80s, I might have had similar questions and topics about the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10853 "2020-03-14T01:34:45Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Anyone want to take up a collection to send Marcus Flavius to Somoliland? He’s the dude who thinks fiat currency is on the verge of collapse, and we’ll all go back to “real money” - shiny rocks. Kind of an idiot, but he doesn’t feel like a troll, to me. But I haven’t read his complete _oeuvre_. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10854 "2020-03-14T03:21:18Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > [Why is **John F Election Year** always phishing for data on how old dopers are?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891603) Seriously? This is what is considered trolling now?:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10855 "2020-03-14T04:10:45Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Seriously? This is what is considered trolling now?:dubious: Have you seen what he considers humor? Some bullshit about a quarry ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10856 "2020-03-14T22:11:51Z")
Can’t directly say it in the thread, but [I’m calling troll on Asuka](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891528) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10857 "2020-03-15T20:55:35Z")
I’m posting this here not because I believe **Skald The Rhymer** is a troll, in the traditional sense of the term. I’m posting it here because: 1. He’s a troll on the margins 2. He’s always been a tiresome fucking twat 3. He deserved the [topic ban](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891583) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10858 "2020-03-15T23:20:19Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > …He deserved the [topic ban](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891583) Amen! I was so glad to see that. Good move, IMHO mod! (forgot who it was). Now, can we get a topic ban for people who constantly talk about their cats? ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10859 "2020-03-15T23:54:30Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Amen! I was so glad to see that. Good move, IMHO mod! (forgot who it was). > Now, can we get a topic ban for people who constantly talk about their cats? It was\*\* engineer\_comp\_geek\*\*. I’m very grateful to him! What’s wrong with cats?? ☹ Mine has been keeping me sane in these crazy days. I’ll PM you details! 😉 (JK). ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10860 "2020-03-16T02:40:35Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’m posting this here not because I believe **Skald The Rhymer** is a troll, in the traditional sense of the term. I’m posting it here because: > > 1. He’s a troll on the margins > 2. He’s always been a tiresome fucking twat > 3. He deserved the [topic ban](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891583) It’s not deserved at all. **expectopatronum** came in and attacked **Skald** outside the Pit **for saying he had a girlfriend** , pulling one of the most basic forms of trolling. It was a hit job, to try and piss him off enough to get him in trouble. It’s the same shit that people did to other more angry posters. It’d be one thing if **Skald** ’s thread was even about sex, but it wasn’t. It was about PDA and how the virus might affect it. No one who didn’t have a previous beef with **Skald** got upset about it. The only reason people think he’s “a troll on the margins” is that they are looking for it. They are scrutinizing everything he posts as if it’s some sort of way to get under their skin. There’s no clearer picture of this when he gets lambasted for saying he has a girlfriend and discussing PDA–you know, those forms of affection that are so innocuous that we do them in public. But you guys so thoroughly tied the misogyny and lack of welcoming women that I got called misogynistic for defending the guy, despite being the guy who had been pushing for misogyny (like other bigotry) being treated as against the rules. And I’m sure it will again. Or I’ll be accused of being blind because I like the guy. No, I just see shitty behavior being rewarded. Or just told to shut up, because that sure proves someone wrong! It really is just that I find this behavior appalling and hate that it is rewarded. This was the most unreasonable one yet, yet it got the worst consequence for him. I say it because I find it wrong to stay silent when the consequences for standing up for the right thing is so small. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10861 "2020-03-16T02:56:56Z")
Thank you, BigT, for being the arbiter of what is considered misogyny on the board. I’m sure the women appreciate a man like you telling them what they are allowed to find objectionable. This man, however, thinks you are fucking clueless and should shut up and listen for once. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10862 "2020-03-16T02:59:10Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > … I say it because I find it wrong to stay silent **when the consequences for standing up for the right thing is so small**. This doesn’t speak particularly well for you. “When they came for the Jews, I didn’t say anything because the consequences were too great.” I have very mixed feelings about the main topic of your post. But I’m glad an anonymous message board gives you sufficient cover to “do the right thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10863 "2020-03-16T03:32:19Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I say it because I find it wrong to stay silent when the consequences for standing up for the right thing is so small. The guy was topic-banned on a goddamned internet message board, not disappeared and sent to a Siberian gulag. Jesus Christ. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10864 "2020-03-16T04:10:20Z")
What I don’t get is, you know you hate the guy. You know anything he posts is going to piss you off. Yet, you click on the thread anyway? Seriously, why give someone you hate so much power over you? ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10865 "2020-03-16T06:31:03Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > It’s not deserved at all. No, it kind of was. > [@](#): > > **expectopatronum** came in and attacked **Skald** outside the Pit **for saying he had a girlfriend** , pulling one of the most basic forms of trolling. Directly insulting someone and then self-reporting is not trolling. > [@](#): > > It’d be one thing if **Skald** ’s thread was even about sex, but it wasn’t. It was about PDA and how the virus might affect it. > [@Skald](#): > > After that was dinner, and after that came some physical activity I won’t detail. :dubious: The whole thing was just more “Tee Hee, let’s see how much I can get away with” bullshit, as much as any of his rapey-er “Skaldatheticals” [insert barf smiley] ever were. You’ve been here long enough to remember **Evil Captor** ’s fetish fetish, right? Skald’s posts have the same whiff to some. Just took us longer to see it. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10866 "2020-03-16T07:55:21Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > It was a hit job, to try and piss him off enough to get him in trouble. So it’s easier to believe that **expectopatronum** was engaging in some sort of manipulative scheme than to believe that she was just angry? Dismissing a woman’s anger is classic misogyny. I wish the mods would topic-ban you from talking about women’s issues because you’re an ignorant sexist know-it-all with a severe case of logorrhea. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10867 "2020-03-16T11:24:30Z")
[Tempe Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891731) must be banned, unless he returns to his shit thread and engages intellectually with the posters who were patient enough to address his, ahem, thoughts. (Fat chance that will happen). ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10868 "2020-03-16T12:19:04Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > The whole thing was just more “Tee Hee, let’s see how much I can get away with” bullshit, as much as any of his rapey-er “Skaldatheticals” [insert barf smiley] ever were. > > You’ve been here long enough to remember **Evil Captor** ’s fetish fetish, right? Skald’s posts have the same whiff to some. Just took us longer to see it. Well, he’s started about 18 threads in the last month. Has he done it more than this once? With a quick look it doesn’t seem so. Sems like more of a stealth brag than "getting away with something ". It’s not like mentioning sex isn’t allowed. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10869 "2020-03-16T13:11:47Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > in the last month. Why, look at you, setting arbitrary time limits completely unilaterally like a big boy… > [@](#): > > It’s not like mentioning sex isn’t allowed. It is now for \*\*Skald \*\*😛 ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10870 "2020-03-16T13:27:45Z")
Lol, you’re snarking that I just counted the last month? What’s a non-arbitrary time limit? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=542) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=544)