# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10891 "2020-03-16T17:09:41Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> So are you sleeping in a separate bedroom from your significant other? I don’t get what you are confused about. His thread was basically “do you limit PDAs because of the pressure to “social distance” even though it’s meaningless?”.

IN ISOLATION, IT WOULDN’T RAISE AN EYEBROW.

in fact might even be an interesting discussion.

WITH CONTEXT, IT COMES ACROSS AS PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES.

ok, let me try a made up example. Say there’s someone who always, but always, wants to hear all details of other people’s sex lives. Starts threads, asks questions, makes comments, pit threads end up started, people get disgusted. So the mods say “quit doing that.” And there’s some sulking and threats of flouncing but eventually you (you are the poster in this made up example) mostly settle down.

Then you post your comment above to me- asking if my husband and I sleep in separate bedrooms, in isolation, as your actual post is, no big deal. But with the context of the past comments, threads, pittings, sulking, and mod intervention- suddenly it stops looking so innocent and now like you are pushing at the boundaries

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10892 "2020-03-16T17:25:25Z")

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IN CONTEXT it still isn’t a big deal. I’ve been here the whole time, buddy. I know the history.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10893 "2020-03-16T17:31:41Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> IN CONTEXT it still isn’t a big deal. I’ve been here the whole time, buddy. I know the history.

Good for you. I’m glad it doesn’t bother you at all.

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10894 "2020-03-16T17:34:36Z")

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And I’m glad it bothers you so much. To each his own!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10895 "2020-03-16T17:57:36Z")

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Meanhoo, somewhere far away, in another thread, [**Tempe Jeff** lays a big 'un](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891731). O.T.I.S.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10896 "2020-03-16T18:33:24Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> He mentioned sex with his girlfriend in passing. It’s not remotely like the bizarre humiliation fantasies he was warned over. Seems a little on the hair trigger side to get all worked up about it. Has expecto seen a bunch more examples recently? Because otherwise, it sure looks like she’s on high alert to grind her axe.

How about the gratuitous Rohypnol joke here: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887414](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=887414)

Skald is a gross fucking pig.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10897 "2020-03-16T18:34:10Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Meanhoo, somewhere far away, in another thread, [**Tempe Jeff** lays a big 'un](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891731). O.T.I.S.

Post 10802. 🙂  
(I’m glad it’s not just me).

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**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10898 "2020-03-16T19:21:54Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> It’s not deserved at all.

Then why haven’t you started an ATMB thread about this? You’re putting all the blame on **expectopatronum** , but your beef _should_ be with **engineer\_comp\_geek** for imposing the topic ban.

Never mind; I already know the answer. You haven’t heard back on your moderator application, and you don’t want to rock the boat by challenging a mod, so you’re going after an easier target—the person who is suspended and can’t respond.

So much for “standing up for the right thing.” :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10899 "2020-03-16T23:37:59Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> But you guys so thoroughly tied the misogyny and lack of welcoming women that I got called misogynistic for defending the guy, despite being the guy who had been pushing for misogyny (like other bigotry) being treated as against the rules.

YOU of all people got called misogynistic? Do you have a link to that post?

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10900 "2020-03-17T00:46:54Z")

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> [@erysichthon](#):
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> Then why haven’t you started an ATMB thread about this? You’re putting all the blame on **expectopatronum** , but your beef _should_ be with **engineer\_comp\_geek** for imposing the topic ban.
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> Never mind; I already know the answer. You haven’t heard back on your moderator application, and you don’t want to rock the boat by challenging a mod, so you’re going after an easier target—the person who is suspended and can’t respond.
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> So much for “standing up for the right thing.” :rolleyes:

an excellent point!

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10901 "2020-03-17T03:19:55Z")

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I think **BigT** just reflexively sides against a person if they’re a regular on the Giraffe Boards.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10902 "2020-03-17T05:19:13Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Seems a little on the hair trigger side to get all worked up about it.

A hair trigger is \*exactly \*what’s needed after someone has \*already \*shown their true selves. Otherwise it’s just another slow buildup, they get entrenched, and the Boy’s Club mentality makes it harder to get rid of them a second time.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10903 "2020-03-17T09:45:31Z")

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Tempe Jeff’s flu panic thread is closed pending mod discussion. I’m guessing they’re not discussing the flu.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10904 "2020-03-17T10:27:15Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> He’s the dude who thinks fiat currency is on the verge of collapse, and we’ll all go back to “real money” - shiny rocks. Kind of an idiot, but he doesn’t feel like a troll, to me. But I haven’t read his complete _oeuvre_.

[Here ya go](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891818). Maybe not troll in the sense of “person who says devicive things that they don’t believe to raise a stink” but definitely in the sense of “disgusting slimy monstrosity that lives under a bridge and eats goats.”

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10905 "2020-03-17T12:44:17Z")

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Pugnacious asshole MF starts [ridiculous thread about women knowing their place](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22194494#post22194494) in IMHO, then turns up in the [accompanying Pit thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22194678&posted=1#post22194678) to brag about “[pissing off the superliberals](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22194636&postcount=11)” here.

He seems nice.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10906 "2020-03-17T14:06:46Z")

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**Machinaforce** has a new bugaboo: [Nihilism](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891738). I was told upthread that he PMs suicide threats to the mods, but I still think he has, and probably doesn’t treat, depression. He goes a little while between threads; I think he only posts when he’s in a depressive episode. Unfortunately, nothing we say or do here on the board can help him - he needs therapy and medication. And to stop reading shit on the internet.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10907 "2020-03-17T14:14:23Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> He goes a little while between threads; I think he only posts when he’s in a depressive episode.

Put a little of the text from some of his OPs in the google machine and you will find that he cuts/pastes the same threads to other sites.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10908 "2020-03-17T14:24:08Z")

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> **Machinaforce** has a new bugaboo: [Nihilism](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=891738).

[Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858964) [new](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824336) [about](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=801006) [it](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=800906).

And no, he’s not depressed, he’s just a troll who’d realised mimicking real metal illness is a get-out-of-jail-free card here.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10909 "2020-03-17T14:28:17Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Put a little of the text from some of his OPs in the google machine and you will find that he cuts/pastes the same threads to other sites.

Not surprised. I think a mental healthcare worker would call that “crying for help”. I mean, I get irritated when I see another of his wangstfests, especially as I can’t help reading the thread (which is on me, not him); but I’m inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt that he doesn’t post just to piss people off.

Unlike **Marcus Flavius** , about whom you were completely correct. Another argument for background checks on laptop purchases and/or WiFi accounts.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10910 "2020-03-17T15:36:57Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Pugnacious asshole MF starts [ridiculous thread about women knowing their place](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22194494#post22194494) in IMHO, then turns up in the [accompanying Pit thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22194678&posted=1#post22194678) to brag about “[pissing off the superliberals](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22194636&postcount=11)” here.
> 
> He seems nice.

… and he’s suspended.

The Mods officially have no fucks left to give.

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