# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10911 "2020-03-18T08:51:09Z")

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“Fight me”, he said.

He fought the Mods and the Mods won.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10912 "2020-03-18T10:55:55Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> … and he’s suspended.
> 
> The Mods officially have no fucks left to give.

I guess that’s why they didn’t bother to announce the suspension in ATMB.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10913 "2020-03-18T12:08:46Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I guess that’s why they didn’t bother to announce the suspension in ATMB.

Or the banning.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10914 "2020-03-18T13:26:42Z")

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The troll dwindles are numbering.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10915 "2020-03-19T00:49:12Z")

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[Did ancient Romans believe in reincarnation](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22197544#post22197544)?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10916 "2020-03-19T15:42:56Z")

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Another candidate, especially given the questions in the link below.

From a Coronavirus thread:

> [@Coronavirus will finish Trump's presidency](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronavirus-will-finish-trumps-presidency/849597/71):
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> As for Trump… We will vote for him because things seem to be going well in this country… People like you do give extra motivation to vote for him though. Neurotic, self-loathing white leftists have made a fool of themselves now that reality does not reflect the hyperbolic hysterics that followed the 2016 election and all the talks of nazis and fascism and genocide.
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> Anti-white racism and the usurpation of white creations is the only kind of racism that seems to be getting out of hand in the USA.

> [@Coronavirus will finish Trump's presidency](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/coronavirus-will-finish-trumps-presidency/849597/72):
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> The irrational Trump-bashing is not funny anymore. Let it go for the sake of your own mental health.

But that’s the tip of a very confused iceberg. Take a look at [what runs through his head](https://www.quora.com/profile/Hengsen-Kerpangsen/questions), apparently non-stop. Disturbing, but perversely fascinating.  
(Thanks to **Lance Turbo** for posting that link)

Another example of why we need a term for “I’ll just flounder, throwing out questions and accusations, hoping to get SOME kind of validation, even if it’s negative.” Maybe we have Trolls, Attention Trolls, and Confused Trolls.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10917 "2020-03-19T16:02:56Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> But that’s the tip of a very confused iceberg. Take a look at [what runs through his head](https://www.quora.com/profile/Hengsen-Kerpangsen/questions), apparently non-stop. Disturbing, but perversely fascinating.  
> (Thanks to **Lance Turbo** for posting that link)

Fuckin’ Hell - that is disturbing to say the least

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10918 "2020-03-19T16:24:03Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Fuckin’ Hell - that is disturbing to say the least

Already gone, soon to be forgotten. _All (his) moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain_.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10919 "2020-03-19T16:51:05Z")

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My, but that particular thread gets an abundance of shitting. [this post by **Sportegan**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22198520#post22198520) is typical blort, but for some reason it had to add a link at the bottom in white text so you fail to notice it.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10920 "2020-03-19T16:58:58Z")

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Yeah, I reported that shit. Will probably earn a warning for modifying text, but whatever.

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**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10921 "2020-03-19T17:03:34Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> My, but that particular thread gets an abundance of shitting. [this post by **Sportegan**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22198520#post22198520) is typical blort, but for some reason it had to add a link at the bottom in white text so you fail to notice it.

Looks like it’s gone now.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10922 "2020-03-19T20:27:28Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> My, but that particular thread gets an abundance of shitting. [this post by **Sportegan**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22198520#post22198520) is typical blort, but for some reason it had to add a link at the bottom in white text so you fail to notice it.

I didn’t understand his (no doubt nefarious) plot at the time. Did he think everyone would be randomly clicking everywhere so they’d hit his link by mistake?

Can we all start doing that? Let’s see, for my Insidious Link, I’d choose…  
**[THE FUN ZOOMING DRUG-FREE MAGIC THAT IS… ZOOMQUILT!](https://zoomquilt.org/)**

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10923 "2020-03-19T21:01:29Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> I didn’t understand his (no doubt nefarious) plot at the time. Did he think everyone would be randomly clicking everywhere so they’d hit his link by mistake?

One of the factors that goes into Google search ranking is external links to your site. If you make them invisible, there’s less chance of them being noticed and deleted.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10924 "2020-03-20T02:21:32Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> One of the factors that goes into Google search ranking is external links to your site. If you make them invisible, there’s less chance of them being noticed and deleted.

Thank you! That’d been bugging me…

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10925 "2020-03-20T02:34:55Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Can we all start doing that? Let’s see, for my Insidious Link, I’d choose…  
> **[THE FUN ZOOMING DRUG-FREE MAGIC THAT IS… ZOOMQUILT!](https://zoomquilt.org/)**

[young Keanu Reeves]Whoa.[/yKR]

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10926 "2020-03-20T02:46:31Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> I didn’t understand his (no doubt nefarious) plot at the time. Did he think everyone would be randomly clicking everywhere so they’d hit his link by mistake?
> 
> Can we all start doing that? Let’s see, for my Insidious Link, I’d choose…  
> **[THE FUN ZOOMING DRUG-FREE MAGIC THAT IS… ZOOMQUILT!](https://zoomquilt.org/)**

The funny thing is if you enable underling links, the underlines still show.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10927 "2020-03-20T05:24:04Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> The funny thing is if you enable underling links, the underlines still show.

Thank you!

I was trying to figure out how or why **Sportegan** thought this scheme would go totally unnoticed when the links were all underlined.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10928 "2020-03-20T06:14:18Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> The funny thing is if you enable underling links, the underlines still show.

What if I don’t have any underlings?

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2020, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10929 "2020-03-20T19:36:11Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> What if I don’t have any underlings?

As long as the links are enabled, the underlines will show, underlings or no underlings.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/10930 "2020-03-21T15:16:49Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Hanson’s razor - “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”

Yeah, then you get Trump and the scarily large number of his true believers for whom both are true.

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