# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 551
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11011 "2020-04-21T00:47:34Z")
I challenge you to find a single post from that guy that contributes to any conversation. Even the racist Trumpist assholes around here make arguments and add content. He just drops turds. And fuck you for making me click “view post” on that asshole. 😃 At least I’m reminded that I made a good choice. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11012 "2020-04-21T18:45:10Z")
[“New” Trumpeteer says Trumpeteers work so Democrats can be on the dole.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22262622&postcount=27) ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11013 "2020-04-21T18:48:50Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [“New” Trumpeteer says Trumpeteers work so Democrats can be on the dole.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22262622&postcount=27) He’s definitely just looking for a reaction. Reminds me of **doorhinge.** (“Trump is the greatest president of all time.” Barf.) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11014 "2020-04-21T20:10:28Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I challenge you to find a single post from that guy that contributes to any conversation. Well, if it could manage more than one sentence at a time, it might look like threadshitting was not its _raison d’etre_. ISTR there was a thread some while ago where it was warned to stop D’JAQing off, forbidden to ask even one more question in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11015 "2020-04-21T21:32:29Z")
[As if we needed more evidence that our “new” Trumpeteer is trolling.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263042&postcount=51) Now it’s being [racist](https://nextshark.com/kung-flu-comedians-sing-fighting/). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11016 "2020-04-21T22:15:08Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > He’s definitely just looking for a reaction. Reminds me of **doorhinge.** > > (“Trump is the greatest president of all time.” Barf.) [Who do we know had been banned after admitting to deliberately triggering people with racist jokes?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263144&postcount=63) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11017 "2020-04-21T22:45:32Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Who do we know had been banned after admitting to deliberately triggering people with racist jokes?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263144&postcount=63) This is obviously a troll, but who do you suspect they’re socking? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11018 "2020-04-21T23:31:33Z")
I was thinking Cothahump but it’s supposedly a substitute teacher and now [has cited an organization which I assume is hardly known outside of Utah](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263241&postcount=30). HurricaneDickhead, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11019 "2020-04-21T23:32:06Z")
It may not be a sock – there is no end of morons out there. I love lines like this: “Trump is going to win in a landslide. He is the best, most intelligent and the most honest president in history.” [The troll’s life expectancy here is very limited.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263169&postcount=70) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11020 "2020-04-21T23:38:17Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I was thinking Cothahump but it’s supposedly a substitute teacher and now [has cited an organization which I assume is hardly known outside of Utah](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263241&postcount=30). HurricaneDickhead, anyone? Dickface knew how to use the quote tags at least. But we’ll see if he follows the conversation once one of his threads gets shoveled into the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11021 "2020-04-21T23:56:37Z")
And now the wait begins for Reason11. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11022 "2020-04-21T23:58:12Z")
Aaand it’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11023 "2020-04-21T23:58:51Z")
But it’s the greatest economy of all time! It’s a miracle, this economy! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11024 "2020-04-22T00:01:22Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > And now the wait begins for Reason11. I think he only goes up to 10. Still he did burn bright. Wonder who he was in a former life. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11025 "2020-04-22T00:03:28Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It may not be a sock – there is no end of morons out there. I love lines like this: “Trump is going to win in a landslide. He is the best, most intelligent and the most honest president in history.” [The troll’s life expectancy here is very limited.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263169&postcount=70) D’you think he was pastiching _The Manchurian Candidate_? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11026 "2020-04-22T14:21:33Z")
Dang it, the new source of comic relief is gone. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11027 "2020-04-22T17:44:51Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Aaand it’s gone. [_SlackerInc_ defends the troll](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22263719&postcount=207). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11028 "2020-04-22T17:52:24Z")
I thought for a minute about whether Slacker was a troll himself, but I don’t think so. He actually believes what he says and he’s here for discussion. IMO, YMMV ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11029 "2020-04-22T17:55:01Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I thought for a minute about whether Slacker was a troll himself, but I don’t think so. He actually believes what he says and he’s here for discussion. IMO, YMMV He apparent believes that it would be o.k. for Republicans to troll to their heart’s content in the interest of “fairness”. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11030 "2020-04-22T18:13:42Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > He apparent believes that it would be o.k. for Republicans to troll to their heart’s content in the interest of “fairness”. And “balance”. Don’t forget, balance. Like a seal, with a ball, at a circus. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=550) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=552)