# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11031 "2020-04-28T16:15:19Z")

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Calling it now: [Sdowiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=16664446) is a sock and a troll.

Way too eager to dig up threads from 2018 (and it’s genuinely curious that the threads are indeed all dead as of 2018 prior to his efforts at resurrection), spout a bunch of hard-right-leaning rhetoric and religious apologetics ([even goes so far as to defend, if not outright endorse, YEC in yet another of his zombies](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22257372#post22257372)), and then make some inconsequential comments in a couple of mundane threads just to pad things out for the month. Yeah, sure, he’s just here to get “the straight dope.” 😉

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11032 "2020-04-28T21:48:15Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> And “balance”. Don’t forget, balance. Like a seal, with a ball, at a circus.

More likely a walrus…

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11033 "2020-05-02T15:22:45Z")

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[Where’s this doomsayer been for five years?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22282025#post22282025) Very first post is in that thread and so far only one post is in a different thread.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11034 "2020-05-03T11:06:05Z")

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Maybe [this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=895450) is too obvious, being posted in the Pit and all…

Poster’s been around long enough to know the forums, so is clearly just pushing a hotbutton issue in the place where people getting angry is more possible.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11035 "2020-05-03T12:59:46Z")

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Also surprised **Orgasm** [hasn’t been getting much love here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22283317#post22283317).

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11036 "2020-05-04T19:42:57Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Also surprised **Orgasm** [hasn’t been getting much love here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22283317#post22283317).

Da! I want to recognize in this BEST OF ALL INTERNET FORUM: go and see fine work of unconnected third party -I don’t know him!- [**Organism**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22285772&postcount=775) for mention UNSUITABILITY of was Vice Premier Josef Biden for become US President.

Is good you bring these up comrade fellow poster, as is now only contest of TWO OLDIE LOSERS!

Stay home and don’t vote fellow Americanskis!

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11037 "2020-05-04T21:51:57Z")

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> [@xenophon41](#):
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> Stay home and don’t vote fellow Americanskis!

Nyet! Nyet! точно нет! All most excellent Americanskis of patriotic stripes must vote for Trump. Is good man, very. Make best friends with greatest leaders like Comrade Putin. I do not know Vlad and have never met him or his lovely former жена Lyudmila and he has never paid me a ruble for to say things, but he is good man too also, very much. Is what all peoples are saying. Biden is like ten-year-old borscht made by incompetent babushka – very old, very bad.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11038 "2020-05-04T22:14:32Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Also surprised **Orgasm** [hasn’t been getting much love here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22283317#post22283317).

That thread needs to be in the Pit. It’s full of “women are liars, amirite”, simultaneous assertions that Tara Reade is truthful, with a whole heaping side of sexism. Bawbags.  
We need to pin something at the top of GD with the actual stats and explanations of the findings, so that they don’t have to be repeated every other week.

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11039 "2020-05-04T22:56:46Z")

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**Sunny Daze** , I honestly hope you’re not putting everyone who questions Reade’s credibility in that “Bawbags”… um, bag.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11040 "2020-05-04T23:08:39Z")

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> [@xenophon41](#):
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> **Sunny Daze** , I honestly hope you’re not putting everyone who questions Reade’s credibility in that “Bawbags”… um, bag.

Has anyone other than Reade accused Biden of sexual assault? Most men who sexually assault others do not stop at one.

(And don’t bring in Christine Donnelly’s daughter, who has had to change her story at least twice because it was physically impossible for Biden to have verbally harassed her.)

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11041 "2020-05-05T12:12:01Z")

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**Organism** being a troll goes beyond that thread. Dude started the [most blatant Pit thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=895568) I can remember, saying that he wants all “boomers” (which he clarifies means the people on this board) to either leave or die. He cries that we’re all fascists, blaming us for everything wrong in the world.

And I really don’t think we should rehash that other topic here. There’s not only a legit thread but also a Pit thread for that topic. No need to let it take over this one.

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11042 "2020-05-05T12:41:39Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> …I really don’t think we should rehash that other topic here. There’s not only a legit thread but also a Pit thread for that topic. No need to let it take over this one.

Well, ok I guess… but _someone_ better tell me if I’m a bawbag.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11043 "2020-05-05T13:20:10Z")

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TIL:[Bawbag](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8685567/bawbag-added-to-oxford-english-dictionary/). Yet another reason to love the Scots.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11044 "2020-05-05T13:24:27Z")

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> [@xenophon41](#):
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> Well, ok I guess… but _someone_ better tell me if I’m a bawbag.

Odds are 1 in 3. Look to your left. Look to your right. 😉

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11045 "2020-05-05T13:46:40Z")

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Thanks! (Friend tell friends.)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11046 "2020-05-05T14:02:28Z")

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You’re the opposite of a bawbag…you’re a gabwab!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11047 "2020-05-15T15:29:57Z")

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[In which D’Asshole shoots down his own argument by pretending that “tend to” and “will” are the same.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22303726&postcount=28)

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11048 "2020-05-18T12:28:12Z")

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[Loggins - troll or moron?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=896398) Their posting history leaves the question open.

Also, how bad does an OP on one of the “standard” topics have to be before people will just walk on by?

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11049 "2020-05-18T14:23:29Z")

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(slight derail)

> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Has anyone other than Reade accused Biden of sexual assault? Most men who sexually assault others do not stop at one.

[Definitely not in this corner.](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/what-we-learned-about-bidens-senate-offices-in-the-1990s)

> [@](#):
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> Of that, we were able to have in-depth interviews with some 74 of them. Now, 62 of these former staffers were women. And to a person, Judy, those women told us they had never had any experience that was uncomfortable with the former vice president or ever heard of any experience that was uncomfortable or, worse, many of them said they had spent time with him alone during work hours and that they had — they wanted to say that they — most of them didn’t want to reflect on whether on what Tara Reade is saying was true or not.
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> But they did say that it did not reflect their experiences at all, especially in a workplace that Dan and I both heard from them they felt empowered women.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11050 "2020-05-20T14:59:14Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> So–new account Sdowiat–sock or fresh troll?

> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> Calling it now: [Sdowiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=16664446) is a sock and a troll.

['Bout time!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=22312132#post22312132)

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