# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 554
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11071 "2020-06-15T12:55:25Z")
If I ever get banned, I hope I have a rabidly loyal and creepy fan base to stalk mods and argue for my reinstatement. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11072 "2020-06-15T13:09:36Z")
When I’ve been suspended, often for months on end, nobody did that for me. I hate all of you. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11073 "2020-06-15T13:15:58Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > When I’ve been suspended, often for months on end, nobody did that for me. I hate all of you. We wanted to burn down the Barnhouse . . . but somebody else got to it first. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11074 "2020-06-15T13:21:40Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > If I ever get banned, I hope I have a rabidly loyal and creepy fan base to stalk mods and argue for my reinstatement. Eh, I don’t think it speaks particularly well for **Shodan** that his “fan base” interprets “arguing for his reinstatement” as “claiming to have been paid to put a curse on a moderator and their family”. If in some hardly conceivable fashion **Shodan** _did_ in fact pay the fan to enact the cursing, that of course speaks even less well for him. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11075 "2020-06-15T14:41:55Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Eh, I don’t think it speaks particularly well for **Shodan** that his “fan base” interprets “arguing for his reinstatement” as “claiming to have been paid to put a curse on a moderator and their family”. > > If in some hardly conceivable fashion **Shodan** _did_ in fact pay the fan to enact the cursing, that of course speaks even less well for him. Being Shodan’s admirers, I assume they provided their services at “cost”. ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11076 "2020-06-15T16:38:51Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Being Shodan’s admirers, I assume they provided their services at “cost”. Hey, now. Have you _seen_ the prices for eye of newt and dead man’s hand?? Not cheap. Damn this economy! ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11077 "2020-06-15T17:59:12Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Eh, I don’t think it speaks particularly well for **Shodan** that his “fan base” interprets “arguing for his reinstatement” as “claiming to have been paid to put a curse on a moderator and their family”. > > If in some hardly conceivable fashion **Shodan** _did_ in fact pay the fan to enact the cursing, that of course speaks even less well for him. I thought being a moderator > [@](#): > > was a curse? ---
**Author:** ![Lance\_Turbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lance_turbo/32/6156_2.png) [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11078 "2020-06-15T19:44:04Z")
I haven’t thought of poor **Shodan** in these troubled times. There are so many threads he could post, “Only black lives matter,” and the like in these days. He loved dropping that particular turd in the punch bowl more than anything. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11079 "2020-06-15T22:13:30Z")
Well, the curse must have worked–Bricker is JAQing for Shodan in ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11080 "2020-06-15T23:21:19Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Well, the curse must have worked–Bricker is JAQing for Shodan in ATMB. And he’s 0-2 on his ATMB threads, in one case for rehashing things already well-hashed and in the other for being excessively coy about his question. I’m sure he’ll be back soon with another purely academic enquiry. But on the bright side, he can use all the thread closures to claim he’s being persecuted. Again. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11081 "2020-06-15T23:30:16Z")
Yeah, I guess not posting here means that he has lost the knack for his bullshit tactics. He couldn’t be more transparent that he (1) learned about **Shodan** ’s banning from elsewhere (as he hadn’t read the thread) and (2) was not remotely interested in stopping the misogyny of the post in question, but was deliberately putting his thumb on the scales (by not reporting it) to push his agenda. The only thing I wonder is where **Shodan** is going to try and drum up support to get people over here to defend him. And why he suddenly cares now. Trolling by proxy is still trolling. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11082 "2020-06-15T23:52:32Z")
Wow, this is stoking one of my greatest fears… _ **Regards From Beyond The Grave!** _ Could be a Jordan Peele movie, but scarier. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11083 "2020-06-16T02:39:23Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > When I’ve been suspended, often for months on end, nobody did that for me. I hate all of you. You need to append each of your posts with some trite and pseudo-sincere salutation first. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11084 "2020-06-17T12:03:47Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > You decide. As an added bonus, \*\*mustang19 \*\*was also a [Holocaust denier and Truther](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=864142), so we’ve got that to look forward to. Ding! Ding! We have a winner! [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22358850&postcount=33](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=22358850&postcount=33) ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11085 "2020-06-17T13:06:44Z")
And that’s why I never ask Reddit anything. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11086 "2020-06-17T17:31:19Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Previously banned user \*\*mustang19 \*\*- [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=864084](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=864084), also in [this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=864094). Looking through that thread again has given me a great idea for my next user name: _Circumstantial Potato_. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11087 "2020-06-17T19:16:39Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > And that’s why I never ask Reddit anything. Does it cause you to lose an arm? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11088 "2020-06-22T18:08:03Z")
Test test ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11089 "2020-06-22T18:08:03Z")
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/11090 "2020-06-22T18:10:49Z")
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