# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1101 "2017-04-10T13:38:36Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Don’t want Obama called a primate? Don’t call Bush or Trump a primate. Actually, Obama, Bush and Trump are all primates. So am I. Not too sure about you. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1102 "2017-04-10T14:19:21Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Actually, Obama, Bush and Trump are all primates. So am I. Not too sure about you. Hm… **octopus** , **Navy Draftee** … Both ocean-related. Maybe they’re fish. Sounds fishy, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1103 "2017-04-10T14:30:33Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Hm… **octopus** , **Navy Draftee** … \*\*Both ocean-related. \*\* Maybe they’re fish. Sounds fishy, anyway. Don’t forget the tentacle porn. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1104 "2017-04-10T15:07:09Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Your assertion that according to me calling a president an orangutan is bigotry is simply a lie. Of course, you’re pretending that’s my assertion, when, in fact, my assertion is that calling a Black man, whether he is president or not, an orangutan, a monkey, a chimpanzee, etc., is racist. The same cannot be said for calling a White man that because, whether you like it or not, there are historical facts. One of those facts is that Blacks have been dehumanized in the past and that dehumanization was to the point of slavery and Jim Crow. People of every sort have been and in some cases are still enslaved. Don’t be myopic. And treating people differently based on their races is the actual racism. I treat people equally. I don’t call presidents apes. That’s equal. If I did I wouldn’t be afraid to call Obama or Trump one. > [@](#): > > Another bit of your dishonesty is in your asinine parsing of what trolling is on a White supremacist board and on this board. It is quite clear that the other board is set up for the very purpose of mouthing such hate speech. This board, on the other hand, is about fighting ignorance, not perpetuating it. Don’t be silly. > [@](#): > > I’d suggest you try to be honest in the future, but that is clearly beyond your meager mind’s ability. I have a very short ignore list and you just increased its membership. I do, however, look forward to seeing your banning anouncement on ATMB. You are clearly, one might even say foolishly, headed in that direction. Ridiculous. Your reading comprehension is as poor as ever. You infer things you want to see and argue against them for some unknown reason. Perhaps it’s to virtue signal to 5-6 random posters? Who knows? You have been far ruder to me with far ruder words spewing from your potty mouth for absolutely no reason other than your inability to read clearly. So I’d be banned for responding, more politely I might add, to an attack? What bizarre world do you live in simple Monty? ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1105 "2017-04-10T15:09:27Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Actually, Obama, Bush and Trump are all primates. So am I. Not too sure about you. Lol. I _was_ going to say non-human, primate… but I didn’t think it was necessary. Thanks for the daily dose of pedantry. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1106 "2017-04-10T15:18:21Z")
[10 posts and already defending the petulant child in chief.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20127038&postcount=3200) Another **ck** sock? ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1107 "2017-04-10T15:35:08Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [10 posts and already defending the petulant child in chief.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20127038&postcount=3200) Another **ck** sock? I had the same thought. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1108 "2017-04-10T16:39:19Z")
If so he’s getting smarter but not going to straight to and exclusively pro-Trump raving. It is almost like watching an evolutionary algorithm in action. In another several thousand iterations he’ll be running the board! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1109 "2017-04-10T16:51:27Z")
[Check out the last full paragraph on page 25 of this PDF.](https://www.physics.rutgers.edu/dept/history/robbins/chapt03.pdf) ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1110 "2017-04-10T22:34:16Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [10 posts and already defending the petulant child in chief.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20127038&postcount=3200) Another **ck** sock? \*\*DerekMichaels00 \*\*seems to be on a runaway \*MAGA \*binge. Could be him. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1111 "2017-04-11T09:56:04Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Check out the last full paragraph on page 25 of this PDF.](https://www.physics.rutgers.edu/dept/history/robbins/chapt03.pdf) A good but understandable catch for someone of your username. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1112 "2017-04-11T11:37:03Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > \*\*DerekMichaels00 \*\*seems to be on a runaway \*MAGA \*binge. Could be him. Toasted. I know, shouldn’t say anything, but Lord they gave that guy TONS of rope, far more than he deserved. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1113 "2017-04-11T11:41:15Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Toasted. > > I know, shouldn’t say anything, but Lord they gave that guy TONS of rope, far more than he deserved. I suspect we’ll see him again, alas. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1114 "2017-04-11T12:24:23Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Toasted. > > I know, shouldn’t say anything, but Lord they gave that guy TONS of rope, far more than he deserved. Good riddance to a hateful, gutless liar. The jet-blade thing was so beyond hateful that I didn’t even get it at first – I thought it was a fat joke (i.e. the engines would have to work hard to get those fatasses up in the air). ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1115 "2017-04-12T13:40:39Z")
Been awhile since we’ve gotten [a crackpot with his off the wall alternative scientific theory](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823779)… ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1116 "2017-04-13T21:32:48Z")
> [@Trump accuses Obama of wiretapping him](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-accuses-obama-of-wiretapping-him/781384/1011): > > If I called the FBI and told them they should investigate whether doorhinge voted fraudulently, only on my saying that I thought you did, what do you think they’d say? “Yes sir! We’ll open up an investigation right away and make witnesses testify under oath!” > > Do you think that’s how it works? They would ask me first what indications I have that this happened, and if I have nothing at all, they’d politely tell me that they’ll make a note and keep it in their files, thank you very much. > > Now compound that by imagining the source of the accusation is someone with a history of habitual lying. > > **Your demand for an investigation into Trump’s unevidenced claims is just ludicrous**. Bolding mine. Yeah. It _is_ ludicrous. It’s downright _embarrassing_. Just stop engaging with it. Has **doorhinge** _ever_ given any indication whatsoever that he’s able or willing to engage on an honest level? Has he ever, _ever_ admitted that he’s wrong, no matter how absurd his claims? This is not a person who is able or willing to debate on an honest level. Just ignore him, slag him off in dismissive terms, and leave him alone. ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1117 "2017-04-13T22:17:03Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Bolding mine. > > Yeah. It _is_ ludicrous. It’s downright _embarrassing_. Just stop engaging with it. Has **doorhinge** _ever_ given any indication whatsoever that he’s able or willing to engage on an honest level? Has he ever, _ever_ admitted that he’s wrong, no matter how absurd his claims? This is not a person who is able or willing to debate on an honest level. Just ignore him, slag him off in dismissive terms, and leave him alone. Seriously. He’s nothing but a troll who knows how to toe the line. My SDMB experience would be blissfully free of his inane babble if other posters would stop quoting him. He is not debating in good faith. He’s just a troll. Stop feeding him. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1118 "2017-04-13T22:36:28Z")
Can we quote him if we shorten his posts? Hahahahahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1119 "2017-04-13T22:41:00Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Can we quote him if we shorten his posts? > > Hahahahahahaha. I think his parenthetical note is an observation about the manner in which the text he is quoting has affected his penis. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1120 "2017-04-13T23:04:15Z")
Oh, look. **SaturnComet** thinks we should start testing nukes: [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823910) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=57)