# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1121 "2017-04-13T23:04:24Z")
[New Troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823910) holds out dish, is fed in 7 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1122 "2017-04-13T23:10:11Z")
We also have a new friend **SloppyJoe**. Sock? You decide: [List of his posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14058586) ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1123 "2017-04-13T23:19:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > We also have a new friend **SloppyJoe**. Sock? You decide: > > [List of his posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14058586) Already booted. Your link leads to the cornfield. ETA: Well, nice catch 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1124 "2017-04-13T23:20:43Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > We also have a new friend **SloppyJoe**. Sock? You decide: > > [List of his posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14058586) Gone already. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1125 "2017-04-13T23:42:04Z")
I still see him, so I did something wrong setting that up. His user name is **SloppyJoes** (I also mistyped that) :smack:. Let’s try just one post: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20136530&postcount=3326](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20136530&postcount=3326) ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1126 "2017-04-14T01:22:19Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oh, look. **SaturnComet** thinks we should start testing nukes: > > [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823910) There’s an odor of musty footwear about him. Could he be a 19 year old college student from New Jersey? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1127 "2017-04-14T02:43:37Z")
I believe that is the speculation. **Skywatcher** in post #1107 even tracked down a Rutgers tie in. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1128 "2017-04-14T04:19:48Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I believe that is the speculation. **Skywatcher** in post #1107 even tracked down a Rutgers tie in. Pdf file. I didn’t want to download it. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1129 "2017-04-14T15:18:31Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Gone already. Search expired. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1130 "2017-04-14T15:22:25Z")
[Hey, another Jersey thing!](http://www.nj.com/essex/index.ssf/2017/02/deli_that_invented_njs_sloppy_joe_turns_90.html) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1131 "2017-04-14T16:52:02Z")
**sc** has posted once since **SJ** started. Did somebody forget they changed socks? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1132 "2017-04-14T18:39:27Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > We also have a new friend **SloppyJoe**. Sock? You decide: > > [List of his posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14058586) HAD a new friend. He’s expired. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1133 "2017-04-14T21:22:55Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > HAD a new friend. He’s expired. Yep. Gone to the cornfield. 😃 SaturnComet is still here though… there’s always one more. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1134 "2017-04-14T22:21:07Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oh, look. **SaturnComet** thinks we should start testing nukes: > > [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823910) > [@John\_Mace](#): > > [New Troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823910) holds out dish, is fed in 7 minutes. Do people posting in that thread actually expect him to come back and respond? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1135 "2017-04-14T22:46:33Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Do people posting in that thread actually expect him to come back and respond? Maybe at some point but with some other name with a connection to Exits 9 - 15. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1136 "2017-04-14T22:55:58Z")
Should we start keeping a count for this guy? Is there a record for known socks of one person? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1137 "2017-04-14T23:11:16Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Should we start keeping a count for this guy? Is there a record for known socks of one person? Years ago we had the record holder. I personally banned over 100 names. Maybe more. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1138 "2017-04-14T23:12:28Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Should we start keeping a count for this guy? Is there a record for known socks of one person? He’s not remotely in the running. We’ve had some (sometimes mentally ill) that have tried to come back hundreds of times (not even counting spammers). ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1139 "2017-04-14T23:19:42Z")
[This jackass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153491) outed himself. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1140 "2017-04-14T23:45:35Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [This jackass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153491) outed himself. Reading what that guy wrote I get a vivid mental picture of him hunched over his keyboard furiously typing, pausing every so often to read and marvel at his incisive wit and unanswerable logic. He smiles broadly as he imagines the impact of his words, with Dopers gnashing their teeth and gnawing their knuckles in sheer rage and frustration at being unable to compete with the power of his intellect. He snickers and falls to his typing again. This will show those idiots! O wad some Power the giftie gie us. To see oursels as ithers see us … 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=58)