# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1141 "2017-04-15T01:32:06Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Should we start keeping a count for this guy? Is there a record for known socks of one person?

> [@samclem](#):
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> Years ago we had the record holder. I personally banned over 100 names. Maybe more.

Just went back and refigured. He had over 1000 screen names. Here from the AOL days up until 2009 or so.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1142 "2017-04-15T01:45:42Z")

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Wow. Someone had wayyyy too much free time on their hands.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1143 "2017-04-15T02:38:54Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Wow. Someone had wayyyy too much free time on their hands.

Whenever he wasn’t incarcerated.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1144 "2017-04-15T02:57:41Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Wow. Someone had wayyyy too much free time on their hands.

Yeah, I spend way too much time on here. And that’s mostly lurking…  
I’d have to quit my job and my marriage (and give up sleeping, too) to have time for a sock.

So PSA for anyone with a sock: give it up.

And a PSA for the teeming sockless millions: Try what I did once… don’t log onto Da Dope for a month. You can still read threads, but if you’re not replying, you’ll discover you have all this extra time.

Now, if you cut back on TV, too, you’ll be learning Italian and electric guitar and starting a band and reading big heavy books in coffee shops and painting portraits and your garage and some graffiti, and still have time to go out with the cool kids to funky restaurants.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1145 "2017-04-15T02:58:21Z")

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> [@samclem](#):
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> Just went back and refigured. He had over 1000 screen names. Here from the AOL days up until 2009 or so.

You’re not going to give a hint as to who 'twas?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1146 "2017-04-15T03:08:56Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> You’re not going to give a hint as to who 'twas?

I suspect a certain Canadian haunting a chain of internet cafes. Has a thing against ATHEISTS.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1147 "2017-04-15T03:20:23Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [This jackass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153491) outed himself.

Why would you link to a 15 year old thread?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1148 "2017-04-15T03:25:12Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Why would you link to a 15 year old thread?

Just that’s it’s a troll with a bunch of socks.

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Should we start keeping a count for this guy? Is there a record for known socks of one person?

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1149 "2017-04-15T03:33:40Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Yeah, I spend way too much time on here. And that’s mostly lurking…  
> I’d have to quit my job and my marriage (and give up sleeping, too) to have time for a sock.
> 
> So PSA for anyone with a sock: give it up.
> 
> And a PSA for the teeming sockless millions: Try what I did once… don’t log onto Da Dope for a month. You can still read threads, but if you’re not replying, you’ll discover you have all this extra time.
> 
> Now, if you cut back on TV, too, you’ll be learning Italian and electric guitar and starting a band and reading big heavy books in coffee shops and painting portraits and your garage and some graffiti, and still have time to go out with the cool kids to funky restaurants.

Pøh! I almost never post and I don’t have any spare time at all.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1150 "2017-04-15T12:56:50Z")

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> [@Plumpudding](#):
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> Pøh! I almost never post and I don’t have any spare time at all.

Well, in that case, post away! Get emotionally vested in every Pit thread, start long, fruitless arguments in Elections with your evil twin, haunt Great Debates and take sides every time a mod warns anyone. Post til you lose your spouse and your posture and your job. Then you’ll have time…

… To Pøh!

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1151 "2017-04-15T13:31:03Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1152 "2017-04-15T17:15:04Z")

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SaturnComet again, with a JFK conspiracy thread:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824010](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824010)

It looks mostly copied. No he hasn’t come back to respond yet. The main reason I don’t think he’s our friend from Rutgers is that he doesn’t engage very much. Rutgers-sock likes to post.

Pøh!

ETA: I take it back. That spewage is not copied. It is long and rambling.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1153 "2017-04-15T17:17:42Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Just that’s it’s a troll with a bunch of socks.

But he’s not remotely in the running either.

Really, the only way for socks to avoid detection over a long period of time is 1) completely change their behavior, and desist from insults, trolling, snarkiness, or the other things that got them banned; and 2) refrain from posting on their favorite subjects. But if they do that, what’s the point for them? They may chortle to themselves at having put one over on the stupid mods, but we’ve effectively changed their behavior, which is the point of warnings and bannings. Most people who aren’t mentally ill (or college sophomores) get tired of the game after a while.

And we can rely not only on the mods to detect them, but hundreds of keen-eyed posters to detect suspicious behavior. Thanks for your reports and your posts. The guesses aren’t always right, but they do help in drawing attention to possible socks for investigation. (And just because we don’t ban someone immediately doesn’t mean we don’t think they are a sock. We may just not have accumulated sufficient evidence yet.)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1154 "2017-04-15T17:57:45Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> But he’s not remotely in the running either.

Yeah, you mods posted while I was looking for the link. 🙂

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1155 "2017-04-15T20:02:08Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> SaturnComet again, with a JFK conspiracy thread:
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824010](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824010)
> 
> It looks mostly copied. No he hasn’t come back to respond yet. The main reason I don’t think he’s our friend from Rutgers is that he doesn’t engage very much. Rutgers-sock likes to post.
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> Pøh!
> 
> ETA: I take it back. That spewage is not copied. It is long and rambling.

He has come back to double down on his bullshit.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1156 "2017-04-15T20:10:46Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> But he’s not remotely in the running either.
> 
> Really, the only way for socks to avoid detection over a long period of time is 1) completely change their behavior, and desist from insults, trolling, snarkiness, or the other things that got them banned; and 2) refrain from posting on their favorite subjects. But if they do that, what’s the point for them? They may chortle to themselves at having put one over on the stupid mods, but we’ve effectively changed their behavior, which is the point of warnings and bannings. Most people who aren’t mentally ill (or **college sophomores** ) get tired of the game after a while.

lSWYDT. 😉

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1157 "2017-04-15T22:45:41Z")

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Well, I wish he would get tired faster.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1158 "2017-04-16T02:02:13Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> He has come back to double down on his bullshit.

With copying & pasting but at least they appear to be properly attributed.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1159 "2017-04-16T02:15:20Z")

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And the thread was closed. 😃

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1160 "2017-04-16T03:55:01Z")

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I wonder how his professors at Rutgers feel about him copying all of his work?

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