# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1161 "2017-04-16T05:44:24Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I wonder how his professors at Rutgers feel about him copying all of his work? Or if any of them taught him that [Newton was overrated.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824040) Getting better at changing his sentence structure and punctuation habits though. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1162 "2017-04-16T06:07:26Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Or if any of them taught him that [Newton was overrated.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824040) Getting better at changing his sentence structure and punctuation habits though. We were talking about **SaturnComet**. That’s not him, unless he’s running two socks at once. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1163 "2017-04-16T06:18:35Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > We were talking about **SaturnComet**. That’s not him, unless he’s running two socks at once. You mean saturncomet, aka SloppyJoes, the artist formerly known as ckalli1998? Yeah what are the chances he might have 2 socks at once? Either way the Newton pundit is a troll. And it is pretty clear they are deliberately trying to affect a writing style and not typing naturally, but were unable to stick to it consistently throughout the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1164 "2017-04-16T16:10:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Well, I wish he would get tired faster. When is finals week at Rutgers?😉 ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1165 "2017-04-16T17:07:14Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > When is finals week at Rutgers?😉 Think he’ll be too tired from all the plagiarism to keep socking? Is that it? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1166 "2017-04-16T18:52:16Z")
But, but, he’s teaching all of us a valuable lesson about how we can’t keep him down! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1167 "2017-04-16T19:34:03Z")
I was hoping it was more the other way around. It is sort of amusing. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1168 "2017-04-16T20:28:10Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > But, but, he’s teaching all of us a valuable lesson about how we can’t keep him down! > > 😃 Yep. He’s like Ipicac syrup. ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1169 "2017-04-16T21:04:45Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Yep. He’s like Ipicac syrup. Not quite. Ipecac syrup is genuinely useful. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1170 "2017-04-16T23:02:20Z")
> [@How could someone like Newton believe in irrational things](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-could-someone-like-newton-believe-in-irrational-things/784540/3): > > but is Newton that big a scientific giant > > someone made the claim before that Newton wasn’t known in the scientific world until the 1980s with the rise of the internet > > not even Einstein was aware of him, is this true? I have to admit that I love this. This iteration of the troll isn’t even trying very hard. He checks in every so often to keep things going by posting something ridiculous in all lower case with little punctuation, and someone always responds by trying to educate him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1171 "2017-04-17T00:31:46Z")
[Now’s off about JFK Jr.'s death…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20142216) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1172 "2017-04-17T01:13:05Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Now’s off about JFK Jr.'s death…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20142216) It’s a big family. I wonder who will be next. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1173 "2017-04-17T13:55:22Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I suspect a certain Canadian haunting a chain of internet cafes. Has a thing against ATHEISTS. Okay, this certain Canadian you suspect–does he have an inordinate fondness of Depeche Mode? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1174 "2017-04-17T14:24:28Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Okay, this certain Canadian you suspect–does he have an inordinate fondness of Depeche Mode? On the nosie! ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1175 "2017-04-17T15:04:16Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Okay, this certain Canadian you suspect–does he have an inordinate fondness of Depeche Mode? IOW he’s searching for his own personal Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1176 "2017-04-17T15:45:03Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > IOW he’s searching for his own personal Jesus. I wasn’t reading the Dope at the time [this certain someone](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=621109) was here, but I remember him from various other sites. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1177 "2017-04-17T21:44:04Z")
Now we have **dude robert** , Join Date: Apr 2017, with [“Does the theory of ‘death is like before you’re born’ also 100% support reincarnation?”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824153) Gosh, he sounds familiar. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1178 "2017-04-17T21:48:40Z")
> [@](#): > > I’ve been in every county in Nebraska at least twice… Three guesses who posted that, and the first two don’t count. From [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824100) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1179 "2017-04-17T23:05:32Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > Now we have **dude robert** , Join Date: Apr 2017, with > [“Does the theory of ‘death is like before you’re born’ also 100% support reincarnation?”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824153) > > Gosh, he sounds familiar. That guy/thread gave me a Machinaforce flashback. But I don’t think he’s been banned yet. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1180 "2017-04-17T23:08:21Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Three guesses who posted that, and the first two don’t count. > > From [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824100) That’s 93 counties for a grand total of 186 visits… _at least!_ Impressive for a man of limited means. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=60)