# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1181 "2017-04-18T01:19:53Z")
And no sight, but plenty to see. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1182 "2017-04-18T22:07:54Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > Now we have **dude robert** , Join Date: Apr 2017, with > [“Does the theory of ‘death is like before you’re born’ also 100% support reincarnation?”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824153) > > Gosh, he sounds familiar. And now he wants to know why there’s a brain stuttering effect when you turn your head when you have a cold… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824248](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824248) Might be the drugs dude. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1183 "2017-04-19T02:53:08Z")
**saturncomet** coming up strong on the outside as he pushes for the next banning: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824258](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824258) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1184 "2017-04-19T02:56:54Z")
[Dumbass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824270). ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1185 "2017-04-19T03:09:34Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Dumbass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824270). At least he admits it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1186 "2017-04-19T03:16:48Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Dumbass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824270). ETA: Quoted, just in case he gets cornfielded. > [@Escort ads - what does all the codes mean?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/escort-ads-what-does-all-the-codes-mean/784759/1): > > **Escort ads - what does all the codes mean?** > > 1. Ice fire & Sweet kissing & Amazing Skills > > 2. All menus > > 3. I do FULL G`F`E service > > - G F E is Girl Friend Experience I think > > 1. Openminded > > - assume they mean they’re open to what ever you want them to do? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1187 "2017-04-19T03:22:23Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **saturncomet** coming up strong on the outside as he pushes for the next banning: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824258](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824258) Although you’d be hard pressed to match, for sheer wit and informativeness, the brilliantly conceived title of [his complaint thread in ATMB about it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824273)! (It was a lot better before **ECG** added the part in square brackets, where in its original form it merely said “I have a question”, a thread title which must surely have been admired for the combination of its succinct brevity with the wonderful potential of the responder to indulge in the ultimate expression of epistemological nihilism by simply replying, “I have an answer”.) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1188 "2017-04-19T03:25:17Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Although you’d be hard pressed to match, for sheer wit and informativeness, the brilliantly conceived title of [his complaint thread in ATMB about it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824273)! (It was a lot better before **ECG** added the part in square brackets, where in its original form it merely said “I have a question”, a thread title which must surely have been admired for the combination of its succinct brevity with the wonderful potential of the responder to indulge in the ultimate expression of epistemological nihilism by simply replying, “I have an answer”.) He still probably cut and pasted “I have a question” from somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1189 "2017-04-19T15:21:06Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Dumbass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824270). I’m thinking, [dude robert](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824293). ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1190 "2017-04-20T04:14:21Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > That guy/thread gave me a Machinaforce flashback. But I don’t think he’s been banned yet. Damn you, you just had to say his name three times in front of the mirror, didn’t you? I’d hoped he’d disappeared for good, but [no such luck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824336). ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1191 "2017-04-20T04:23:16Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Damn you, you just had to say his name three times in front of the mirror, didn’t you? I’d hoped he’d disappeared for good, but [no such luck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824336). Bah!:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1192 "2017-04-20T05:54:00Z")
Bwahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1193 "2017-04-20T07:54:31Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Damn you, you just had to say his name three times in front of the mirror, didn’t you? I’d hoped he’d disappeared for good, but [no such luck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824336). It’s not so bad as all that. **BPC** ’s response led me to an Oatmeal cartoon I hadn’t seen yet (and that set me on a path in search of more. The Oatmeal is like TVTropes that way. 🙂 ). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1194 "2017-04-20T09:07:50Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **saturncomet** coming up strong on the outside as he pushes for the next banning: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824258](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824258) Bannable? Not really. Mockable? Yes. If you have to go back **nine years** to come up with examples of “stupid things liberals have said” AND the examples you come up with are a verbal slip-up and two jokes, all you’re doing is making liberals look good (particularly in comparison to the bottomless repository of stupidity that is the SRIOTD thread). Even the so-called liberals here could come up with better. I mean, he didn’t even mention the “Guam tipping over” thing and that one was _gold_. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1195 "2017-04-20T09:19:02Z")
But that’s exactly what suggests to me that they’re trolling. It’s not as if liberals haven’t said stupid things more recently. And especially things that sound stupid to conservatives. To instead focus on such easily refutable examples from years ago? That just suggests to me that they aren’t actually trying. That it’s all a big joke to them. Perhaps they’re trying to see what the smallest thing they can bring up to make a “liberal message board” upset. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1196 "2017-04-20T10:38:14Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It’s not so bad as all that. **BPC** ’s response led me to an Oatmeal cartoon I hadn’t seen yet (and that set me on a path in search of more. The Oatmeal is like TVTropes that way. 🙂 ). Oatmeal fucking rules. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1197 "2017-04-20T13:48:10Z")
**Bullitt** just got on my list: > [@Trump Approval Hits 50%](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-approval-hits-50/784676/41): > > Racism, bigotry, violence, and class warfare all increased dramatically during the Obama years, to levels we haven’t seen on this wide scale and to this extent since the 1960s. Quite ironic, given our first black President. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1198 "2017-04-20T15:41:49Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I mean, he didn’t even mention the “Guam tipping over” thing and that one was _gold_. I must’ve missed that one. Who, when, and where (link), pretty please? ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1199 "2017-04-20T15:47:57Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I must’ve missed that one. Who, when, and where (link), pretty please? [Here](http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/guamtip.asp), seven years ago. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1200 "2017-04-20T20:28:31Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Damn you, you just had to say his name three times in front of the mirror, didn’t you? I’d hoped he’d disappeared for good, but [no such luck](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824336). It’s so typically **Machinaforce** , too. Open with an idiotic OP disguised as philosophy that is actually meaningless drivel, and then attack the responding posters for not giving the right answers to his imaginary conundrum. Thus proving that there is, in fact, a difference between a troll and a clueless moron. Not that one is better than the other, but they’re different, in the same way that getting infected with the clap is different from being hit with a brick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=59) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=61)