# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1241 "2017-04-26T17:35:52Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Christ, why anyone engages with him is mind boggling. Let it go, folks! Some thing just need to die on the vine. > [@cochrane](#): > > Yup. I don’t even open any threads if I see his name as the OP. I have to admit, I find the at once narcissism and self loathing fascinating. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1242 "2017-04-26T18:38:33Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I have to admit, I find the at once narcissism and self loathing fascinating. Too bad we can’t respond in that particular thread something like: “We have proof that at least one human is defective!” ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1243 "2017-04-26T20:57:47Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I have to admit, I find the at once narcissism and self loathing fascinating. He’s in love with his self-loathing? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1244 "2017-04-26T21:04:11Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > He’s in love with his self-loathing? :smack: Either that, or he loathes when he self-loves. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1245 "2017-04-26T22:48:08Z")
Here’s a brand new one. Something about [nostradomas and eclipses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824863)…? At least he started it in the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1246 "2017-04-26T22:56:40Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Here’s a brand new one. Something about [nostradomas and eclipses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824863)…? At least he started it in the pit. Efficient! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1247 "2017-04-26T23:02:04Z")
…and cornfielded away already! ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1248 "2017-04-26T23:16:35Z")
Damn, that didn’t take long… Mods on the job! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1249 "2017-04-27T01:01:02Z")
I am always at work while you guys have all the fun…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1250 "2017-04-27T02:42:23Z")
I missed it too… ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1251 "2017-04-27T03:14:42Z")
[Google cache to the rescue!](http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824863) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1252 "2017-04-27T03:49:01Z")
In summary, it’s a guy peddling the idea that the Eclipse of 2017 is a sign of the return of Jesus as predicted by Nostradamus, and how it won the James Randi paranormal challenge thing. It seems to be a bunch of ramblings by [Dennis Markuze](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dennis_Markuze). Honestly, the site he linked is so wackadoodle that I will link [an archived version](http://archive.is/aJeBM) for your perusal. (That way you don’t give it views, and it can’t change.) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1253 "2017-04-27T04:08:54Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **[Google cache to the rescue!](http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824863)** > [@BigT](#): > > In summary, it’s a guy peddling the idea that the Eclipse of 2017 is a sign of the return of Jesus as predicted by Nostradamus, and how it won the James Randi paranormal challenge thing. It seems to be a bunch of ramblings by [Dennis Markuze](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dennis_Markuze). > > Honestly, the site he linked is so wackadoodle that I will link [an archived version](http://archive.is/aJeBM) for your perusal. (That way you don’t give it views, and it can’t change.) The good old _deltoidmachine_ link. I remember it well. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1254 "2017-04-27T05:13:02Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > In summary, it’s a guy peddling the idea that the Eclipse of 2017 is a sign of the return of Jesus as predicted by Nostradamus I’m bothered by this Nostradamus thing. It doesn’t seem right. The difficulty is that there will be 68 total eclipses this century, and there were 71 in the 20th century, and similar numbers in previous centuries. Taking it all at face value, we must already be awash in Jesuses, with more of them descending on us with every eclipse. I suspect that maybe Nostradamus and our new poster were using “Jesus” as a metonym for a Mexican dude – it’s quite a common name down there, it’s just not pronounced the way he thinks. Perhaps the idea is that while everyone is distracted marveling at the sudden mysterious darkness, these Mexican Jesuses do some unofficial border crossing without actually having valid papers. The concern is that they may be intending to deal crack. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1255 "2017-04-27T06:59:44Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Taking it all at face value, we must already be awash in Jesuses, with more of them descending on us with every eclipse. I’ve lived in California for years. The place is already “awash with Jesus”. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1256 "2017-04-27T09:29:35Z")
Soon everyone will have their own personal Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1257 "2017-04-27T13:12:10Z")
_Your own/ personal/ Hay-soos…_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1258 "2017-04-27T14:28:25Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Soon everyone will have their own personal Jesus. If you wait long enough, everyone will BE their own personal Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1259 "2017-04-27T15:54:24Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > In summary, it’s a guy peddling the idea that the Eclipse of 2017 is a sign of the return of Jesus as predicted by Nostradamus, and how it won the James Randi paranormal challenge thing. It seems to be a bunch of ramblings by [Dennis Markuze](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dennis_Markuze). > > Honestly, the site he linked is so wackadoodle that I will link [an archived version](http://archive.is/aJeBM) for your perusal. (That way you don’t give it views, and it can’t change.) It does. Although I am more surprised that Markuze was able to resist posting all the text of the storify on his post. That’s his usual style when he’s violating his parole conditions. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1260 "2017-04-27T18:03:39Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Soon everyone will have their own personal Jesus. [Hey doods!](https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/600/0*HJ8LNSYVVHnspFTg.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=64)