# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1281 "2017-04-28T18:43:06Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > **dude robert** registered 04/06. Took me a bit to realize you meant this month. I thought he’d been lurking since 2006. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1282 "2017-04-28T20:15:09Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > No actual thinking has been done in the making of those threads. Concur. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1283 "2017-04-28T20:30:06Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [Hey doods!](https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/600/0*HJ8LNSYVVHnspFTg.jpg) I thought the link was going to be [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asPWCdw1gzM). ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1284 "2017-04-28T21:02:06Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Who was **JohnClay**? John Galt’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1285 "2017-04-28T23:02:58Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Mmmm…magic space water… I know, right? I would totally drink magic space water. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1286 "2017-04-29T03:34:07Z")
[Gosh, what an amazing troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20170728&postcount=889) :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1287 "2017-04-29T04:02:02Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [Gosh, what an amazing troll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20170728&postcount=889) > > :rolleyes: That guy is suddenly everywhere, spreading [ignorance](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20170763&postcount=20) like it was going out of style. DNFTT. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1288 "2017-04-29T12:16:53Z")
A lot of these guys simply MUST be serial socks. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1289 "2017-04-29T15:31:57Z")
YECh. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1290 "2017-04-29T15:52:38Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > A lot of these guys simply MUST be serial socks. That guy’s posts have a very “dirty feet” smell to them. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1291 "2017-04-29T15:56:59Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > That guy’s posts have a very “dirty feet” smell to them. [Serial sock killer](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TpPF_aDU-Ws/TqQmapF3bwI/AAAAAAAAAXw/gCi9O1okhvA/s1600/sock-puppet+%25281%2529.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![SingleMalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/singlemalt/32/3961_2.png) [@SingleMalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleMalt)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1292 "2017-04-29T18:21:44Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > **Machinaforce**. “Deep Thought.” Same sentence. > … > … > … > Nope. > Doesn’t compute. 42? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1293 "2017-04-29T18:58:48Z")
\*\*femmejean \*\* seems to be checking out the competition: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825029](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825029) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1294 "2017-04-29T19:19:10Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I thought the link was going to be [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asPWCdw1gzM). OK, I clicked it. I’m not ashamed to admit that without knowing what it was, I clicked it. You, Sir (Ma’am if applicable) are going straight to H-E- double hockey sticks! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1295 "2017-04-29T22:32:42Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > \*\*femmejean \*\* seems to be checking out the competition: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825029](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825029) I had the same thought. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1296 "2017-04-30T01:06:15Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > That guy is suddenly everywhere, spreading [ignorance](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20170763&postcount=20) like it was going out of style. > > DNFTT. He’s so stupid he doesn’t know that [Bill Clinton _ **WAS** _ impeached.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20172259&postcount=45) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1297 "2017-04-30T03:14:20Z")
**Dude** is [having a hard day](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825097) or starting a blog. One of those things. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1298 "2017-04-30T06:09:50Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Dude** is [having a hard day](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825097) or starting a blog. One of those things. Very interesting misspelling in that post. :eek:😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1299 "2017-04-30T11:35:47Z")
Another huge juicy hook tossed out there in GD by a newbie poster: [“Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don’t even know it”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825109)… ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1300 "2017-04-30T16:37:29Z")
That one’s a doozy. Makes me want to get my husband a sequined thong. 😃 Despite suspicions, I don’t think that’s our pal from Rutgers. He’s more political. I’m thinking **Great White Dope** is more his profile. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=64) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=66)