# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 66
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1301 "2017-04-30T17:52:30Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Despite suspicions, I don’t think that’s our pal from Rutgers. He’s more political. I’m thinking **Great White Dope** is more his profile. [We’re on it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20173019&postcount=18) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1302 "2017-04-30T19:25:26Z")
Regardless of whether **Great White Dope** is a sock, every single one of his posts so far has been obvious trolling. Serious comment, I’m not being facetious. There is clearly no interest in having a discussion. It’s almost irrelevant whether it’s a sock. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1303 "2017-04-30T20:08:25Z")
It is somewhat amusing to play “match the socks” however. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1304 "2017-04-30T20:08:36Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Another huge juicy hook tossed out there in GD by a newbie poster: [“Women find male genitals replusive, and most men don’t even know it”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825109)… > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Despite suspicions, I don’t think that’s our pal from Rutgers. He’s more political. I’m thinking **Great White Dope** is more his profile. Yep. Inventing reasons for women to hate him is a **DerekMichaels** thing. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1305 "2017-04-30T20:15:40Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Yep. Inventing reasons for women to hate him is a **DerekMichaels** thing. Women who are repulsed by SHORT men’s genitals. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1306 "2017-04-30T20:19:33Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Women who are repulsed by SHORT men’s genitals. Or perhaps women who are repulsed by some men’s short genitals. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1307 "2017-04-30T20:22:04Z")
Here’s a new one. Already banned and cornfielded, unfortunately. [Moderating] Quote removed. [/Moderating] (I broke the links in the YouTube videos and removed an email address. I hope I’m not violating the SDMB rules about altering quotes.) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1308 "2017-04-30T20:29:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > It is somewhat amusing to play “match the socks” however. Nah, whenever I find an unmatched sock I deem it useless and throw it out. The effort of establishing the provenance of clearly useless things like newbie trolls makes for needless work, IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1309 "2017-05-02T16:32:31Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Here’s a new one. Already banned and cornfielded, unfortunately. [Moderating] And cornfielded again. I’m not entirely sure what the thought process was behind, “The mods deleted this post just, like, yesterday, but I’m sure they’re okay with me posting it here,” but I’d advise against doing it again. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1310 "2017-05-02T17:43:00Z")
Because the lot of us are curious busy-bodies, basically, and we usually ask each other for the details. We’ll try and keep it off the thread. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1311 "2017-05-03T17:44:17Z")
**8100Gerry** trying very hard to make a niche for himself: [Am I Crazy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825312#post20180296) I could buy the cable company lying to him. I can’t buy him then saying that “Marxists” may be bugging his phone. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1312 "2017-05-03T18:59:09Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **8100Gerry** trying very hard to make a niche for himself: [Am I Crazy?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825312#post20180296) I could buy the cable company lying to him. I can’t buy him then saying that “Marxists” may be bugging his phone. Don’t forget that his package from Kyrgyzstan hasn’t arrived yet. When I got to that part of the post, I actually LOL’d. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1313 "2017-05-03T19:15:44Z")
Strong out of the gate is **bhuvan** who suddenly [fell asleep](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825351) and woke up with no “pain in anal area after this incident,” but still concerned maybe he was raped. Yes, this strangely [happened to a similarly-named poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=746380) 2 years ago. But that guy slept 6 hours in the three days before the incident, and the new guy slept only 5 hours. So totally different. I suspect this one won’t be around long. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1314 "2017-05-03T19:29:31Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Strong out of the gate is **bhuvan** who suddenly [fell asleep](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825351) and woke up with no “pain in anal area after this incident,” but still concerned maybe he was raped. Yes, this strangely [happened to a similarly-named poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=746380) 2 years ago. But that guy slept 6 hours in the three days before the incident, and the new guy slept only 5 hours. So totally different. > > I suspect this one won’t be around long. He be gone. ---
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1315 "2017-05-03T19:29:57Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Strong out of the gate is **bhuvan** who suddenly [fell asleep](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825351) and woke up with no “pain in anal area after this incident,” but still concerned maybe he was raped. Yes, this strangely [happened to a similarly-named poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=746380) 2 years ago. But that guy slept 6 hours in the three days before the incident, and the new guy slept only 5 hours. So totally different. > > I suspect this one won’t be around long. I just now clicked on the “Was I drugged?” thread and it is gone. I was curious, now I’m not. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1316 "2017-05-03T20:03:46Z")
I was going to suggest looking at the old one which was essentially the same, but the mods cornfielded that one at the same time. If you didn’t see it, trust me - the mods did the right thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1317 "2017-05-03T20:31:05Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > Don’t forget that his package from Kyrgyzstan hasn’t arrived yet. > > When I got to that part of the post, I actually LOL’d. Me too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1318 "2017-05-04T02:49:28Z")
We got a live one! Some dense [wall 'o sex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825388) text. I couldn’t even make it past the first few sentences. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1319 "2017-05-04T02:55:16Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > We got a live one! Some dense [wall 'o sex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825388) text. I couldn’t even make it past the first few sentences. Closed. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1320 "2017-05-04T03:25:24Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Closed. Something of a record though for the sheer number of logical fallacies per sentence. Perhaps it should be preserved and used in textbooks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=65) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=67)