# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1321 "2017-05-04T03:36:45Z")
That was quite a thing. Someone clearly on the non-circ side of the argument. Hmmmm… Is it just me, or are we in a really sock-y season? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1322 "2017-05-04T10:54:17Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Strong out of the gate is **bhuvan** who suddenly [fell asleep](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825351) and woke up with no “pain in anal area after this incident,” but still concerned maybe he was raped. Yes, this strangely [happened to a similarly-named poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=746380) 2 years ago. But that guy slept 6 hours in the three days before the incident, and the new guy slept only 5 hours. So totally different. Was that the one about being gassed in his hotel room? I vaguely recall someone ages ago claiming this had happened to them and that they couldn’t possibly have just fallen asleep from severe jetlag. Or was this a different idiot? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1323 "2017-05-04T11:02:11Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > We got a live one! Some dense [wall 'o sex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825388) text. I couldn’t even make it past the first few sentences. [It has a tumblr](https://the5thforce.tumblr.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1324 "2017-05-04T11:11:38Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [It has a tumblr](https://the5thforce.tumblr.com/). Did you read that nonsense dated 30 April? “Deserve to be gay”? Wow. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1325 "2017-05-04T11:46:57Z")
**femmejean** at it again: [At what point does anal sex with a taller woman become impossible?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825400) ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1326 "2017-05-04T11:55:33Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **femmejean** at it again: [At what point does anal sex with a taller woman become impossible?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825400) Did anyone suggest an experiment involving paper towel tubes? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1327 "2017-05-04T12:04:08Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Did anyone suggest an experiment involving paper towel tubes? Predictably, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1328 "2017-05-04T12:31:38Z")
**Great White Dope** is an obvious troll that, hopefully, will be banned soon. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1329 "2017-05-04T13:00:32Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > We got a live one! Some dense [wall 'o sex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825388) text. I couldn’t even make it past the first few sentences. Wow. Wall o’stupid. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1330 "2017-05-04T13:14:14Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > We got a live one! Some dense [wall 'o sex](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825388) text. I couldn’t even make it past the first few sentences. Would have been more palatable if it was trimmed back a bit. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1331 "2017-05-04T13:21:53Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Would have been more palatable if it was trimmed back a bit. That’s what she said. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1332 "2017-05-04T15:01:00Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **femmejean** at it again: [At what point does anal sex with a taller woman become impossible?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825400) Why? Why is he still here? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1333 "2017-05-04T15:06:10Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Why? Why is he still here? :smack: At what point does a troll get banned from this site? ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1334 "2017-05-04T18:35:53Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Why? Why is he still here? :smack: Why do people whip themselves into a frenzy over the existence of trolls? I am quite certain that if they get rid of this one, nine more will pop up in it’s place. It’s worse than whack-a-mole, it’s a labor of Hercules. You will never have a pristine, troll-less board, so leave the mods to do their jobs and just ignore the SOBs in the meantime. This thread is, on the whole, entertaining and informative within its scope, so it’s not that I’m against informing folks of probable trollery. I just don’t get the extra steam coming out of some folks’ ears. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1335 "2017-05-04T18:58:41Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > Why do people whip themselves into a frenzy over the existence of trolls? I am quite certain that if they get rid of this one, nine more will pop up in it’s place. It’s worse than whack-a-mole, it’s a labor of Hercules. You will never have a pristine, troll-less board, so leave the mods to do their jobs and just ignore the SOBs in the meantime. I disagree that the rate of new trolls entering this site is correlated in any way with the banning of existing trolls. New trolls come and go, irrespective of the existence of other trolls already posting on this site. It’s not like trolls page through the forums here in order to figure out if the “troll niche” is already filled. ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1336 "2017-05-04T19:33:12Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Why? Why is he still here? :smack: i must have a different definition of troll. to me a troll is someone who deliberately posts controversial or offensive viewpoints for the express purpose of pissing others off. or purposefully antagonizes someone by missing the point, or twisting words, or being devils advocate unnecessarily. to me posters like **femmejean** and **Charlie Wayne** (from what little i’ve read of him) while annoying, dont seem to rise to the level of troll. immaturity is not trollery, imho. mc ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1337 "2017-05-04T19:47:45Z")
It depends on whether you think **femmejean** is being authentic in his immaturity or just posting to get a rise (heh) out of his audience. I believe he is just posting for the reaction, not out of any legitimate need to know the mechanics of anal sex between those of differing heights. YMMV ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1338 "2017-05-04T23:24:46Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I disagree that the rate of new trolls entering this site is correlated in any way with the banning of existing trolls. New trolls come and go, irrespective of the existence of other trolls already posting on this site. It’s not like trolls page through the forums here in order to figure out if the “troll niche” is already filled. Context is everything. I did not mean to imply that there was a causal relationship between banned trolls and new trolls. My apologies if my brief foray into hyperbole was unclear. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1339 "2017-05-05T00:48:12Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **femmejean** at it again: [At what point does anal sex with a taller woman become impossible?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825400) [QUOTE=engineer\_comp\_geek] **Moderator Action** This thread veered out of GQ territory almost from the beginning. I think it’s gone far enough. Thread closed. [/QUOTE] [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20184489&postcount=59](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20184489&postcount=59) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1340 "2017-05-06T03:34:23Z")
**Great White Dope** is living up to his user name. Multiple Pit threads based on stories he picked up from InfoWars and this gem on the creation of life from GD. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825529](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825529) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=68)