# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1361 "2017-05-07T23:33:23Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Why can’t it be both? I say 70 percent asshole and 30 percent troll. I didn’t think I’d have to add you to the simpleton list. And here I thought we were friends. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1362 "2017-05-08T00:17:05Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Some trolls are entertaining. **GWD** is simply annoying and rather idiotic to boot. Well it’s like you said. **Some** trolls are entertaining. **Most** are simply annoying (with some being rather idiotic to boot). ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1363 "2017-05-08T01:27:46Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Why posters think that guy is ever going to return to that thread is beyond me. He may, but only if he finds that the trolling isn’t attracting enough action and needs to be polluted with a new burst of lunacy straight out of Infowars to get people riled up again. But we have to wait until the wee hours. His role model here is Dracula: he only operates very late at night, and is gone long before sunrise. What is beyond me is how the mods put up with the blatant trolling. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1364 "2017-05-08T01:31:16Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > He may, but only if he finds that the trolling isn’t attracting enough action and needs to be polluted with a new burst of lunacy straight out of Infowars to get people riled up again. But we have to wait until the wee hours. His role model here is Dracula: he only operates very late at night, and is gone long before sunrise. **What is beyond me is how the mods put up with the blatant trolling.** It’s a version of Poe’s Law. It’s hard to differentiate between a troll and a Trump supporter. ---
**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1365 "2017-05-08T01:44:10Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > It’s a version of Poe’s Law. > It’s hard to differentiate between a troll and a Trump supporter. There’s a difference? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1366 "2017-05-08T01:50:12Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > He may, but only if he finds that the trolling isn’t attracting enough action and needs to be polluted with a new burst of lunacy straight out of Infowars to get people riled up again. But we have to wait until the wee hours. His role model here is Dracula: he only operates very late at night, and is gone long before sunrise. Can’t say I’ve studied his posting habits that closely, so I’ll defer to you. > [@](#): > > What is beyond me is how the mods put up with the blatant trolling. Agreed. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1367 "2017-05-08T02:23:51Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I didn’t think I’d have to add you to the simpleton list. And here I thought we were friends. ☹ 1. I add everyone to the friends contact list. 2. I suffer from enjoying your posts at times, but mostly I think you’re either an annoying poster, genuine racist/ignorant person, or deliberate troll…say, 75 percent of the time. I tend to find myself always disagreeing with whatever position you take in a thread and think you’re overly stubborn and mostly argue just to be annoying and a thorn in people’s sides (AKA, trollish) or because you truly don’t know how you come across or hold the vastly unpopular or wrong opinion (in other words, obtuse, blind, or stupid). But there is that 25 percent of posts from you that I do–sometimes–enjoy and agree with. As for the adding you to my friends/contacts list, feel free to take me off of yours if you want, but it will keep you on mine…me sending the request puts the person on my list automatically and doesn’t need the person’s permission for it…and I do it for pretty much everyone just so it can help me keep track of posters I think of as “main, regular posters who post daily/often”. Many other posters on here who don’t get along with me or who aren’t particularly fond of me can attest to me having added them to my contacts on here, so I’m sorry if that mislead you into thinking I liked your posts. Like I said, I do SOMETIMES…mildly. But mostly you really do come off as kind of an asshole a lot of times. 1. So think of me as you wish/like. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1368 "2017-05-08T02:31:38Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > 1. I add everyone to the friends contact list. ☹ I thought you liked me. I should have known better than to think a girl like you would really want to be friends with a guy like me. ::kicks at the ground and shuffles off:: ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1369 "2017-05-08T04:11:12Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > 1. I add everyone to the friends contact list. > > 2. I suffer from enjoying your posts at times, but mostly I think you’re either an annoying poster, genuine racist/ignorant person, or deliberate troll…say, 75 percent of the time. I tend to find myself always disagreeing with whatever position you take in a thread and think you’re overly stubborn and mostly argue just to be annoying and a thorn in people’s sides (AKA, trollish) or because you truly don’t know how you come across or hold the vastly unpopular or wrong opinion (in other words, obtuse, blind, or stupid). > > But there is that 25 percent of posts from you that I do–sometimes–enjoy and agree with. > > As for the adding you to my friends/contacts list, feel free to take me off of yours if you want, but it will keep you on mine…me sending the request puts the person on my list automatically and doesn’t need the person’s permission for it…and I do it for pretty much everyone just so it can help me keep track of posters I think of as “main, regular posters who post daily/often”. Many other posters on here who don’t get along with me or who aren’t particularly fond of me can attest to me having added them to my contacts on here, so I’m sorry if that mislead you into thinking I liked your posts. Like I said, I do SOMETIMES…mildly. But mostly you really do come off as kind of an asshole a lot of times. > > 1. So think of me as you wish/like. 1. That’s cool. 2. If you read carefully, at most you could say I’m ignorant. Which is true of everyone in different areas. With regards to popular/wrong? I don’t care at all about popular. Popular is irrelevant. What I want to read and engage with are people who disagree with me. I want to see if they can convince me. And I’ve been convinced on some subjects. I’m in favor of a basic income. I’m in favor of increased spending on several sorts of social programs. I’m in favor of prison reform. Etc. But I’m not going to change my mind because of the “popular” kids on some random forum. I don’t need their validation. Why would I want to post where everyone agrees with me? I see absolutely 0 value in an online circle jerk. Pardon my language. There is not a single post of mine that can be legitimately labeled as racist or bigoted. That’s pure nonsense spread by, frankly, borderline retarded posters who can’t read any form of nuance. Do I post in controversial threads? Of course. Again I have 0, well maybe 1%, interest in hopping into a thread and posting “me too!” as some weird virtue signalling lemming. Finally, posting style. I don’t post the way others post because to my recollection in the ancient days of Rome with their practice of oration rhetoric was a significant component of engaging an audience. I’ve never suffered under the illusion that pure fact and pure logic is sufficient to convince an audience. I don’t care about cite this or cite that. That’s not trolling. That’s definitely not ignorance. It’s a different tool in an arsenal of techniques in order to influence an audience. I’m not saying it’s effective. Winning the US presidency notwithstanding. I’m just saying if logic and reason were sufficient we wouldn’t have religion, superstition, and climate change deniers now would we? Again, this is in forums in which pure facts are not demanded. And I don’t care what anyone says, debate, elections, and pitting are not dependent upon pure facts. If you ever read any of my posts in GQ I will post what I think is factually correct and if someone has a better source or superior reasoning I will concede the point and acknowledge it. 1. And I honestly don’t know what to think of most of the people on this board. For the most part we only see a fraction of who they are. We don’t see any body language. We don’t see how they interact with others in real life. We don’t see how they behave when they think noone is looking. We only know how they present themselves through words on this site. We don’t have their tax returns. That is not enough evidence to make a good conclusion. I do know that those who are quick to label those they disagree with even when they don’t understand what they are disagreeing with as troll, deplorable, racist, etc aren’t doing themselves any favors. Strangely enough this mirrors what I said in the first thread I participated in. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1370 "2017-05-08T12:50:02Z")
Can someone please explain what a ‘troll sock’ is? I saw it used here last week, but I wasn’t exactly sure what it stood for. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1371 "2017-05-08T12:51:21Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Can someone please explain what a ‘troll sock’ is? I saw it used here last week, but I wasn’t exactly sure what it stood for. Well, there ya go. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1372 "2017-05-08T12:54:20Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Well, there ya go. Eccentricity does not necessarily equate to trolling :rolleyes:… ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1373 "2017-05-08T13:04:16Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Eccentricity does not necessarily equate to trolling :rolleyes:… I’m not trolling. ETA: nor am I eccentric, I’m wearing these shoes ironically. ETA deux: and how do you even know about the shoes? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1374 "2017-05-08T18:00:34Z")
**Machinaforce’s** latest song-and-dance: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825703](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825703) Is it selfish to have children, because life is miserable and they didn’t ask to be born. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1375 "2017-05-08T20:01:13Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Machinaforce’s** latest song-and-dance: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825703](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825703) > > Is it selfish to have children, because life is miserable and they didn’t ask to be born. You beat me to it. Now life really IS miserable!!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1376 "2017-05-08T20:54:39Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > **Machinaforce’s** latest song-and-dance: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825703](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825703) > > Is it selfish to have children, because life is miserable and they didn’t ask to be born. Certainly **Machinaforce** is speaking to his own parents. Why is that asswipe still here? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1377 "2017-05-08T21:42:36Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Can someone please explain what a ‘troll sock’ is? I saw it used here last week, but I wasn’t exactly sure what it stood for. Oh, that happens when the sock gets all moldy and grody and such with overuse (and nary a single washing in weeks). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1378 "2017-05-08T21:46:45Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Certainly **Machinaforce** is speaking to his own parents. Why is that asswipe still here? Because the time machine wasn’t invented until 2156. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1379 "2017-05-08T22:02:29Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Certainly **Machinaforce** is speaking to his own parents. Why is that asswipe still here? Because people answer him. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1380 "2017-05-10T23:02:25Z")
Jesus **femmejean** , take your [sexual proclivities](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825793) elsewhere. It’s skeevy enough to know you collect photos of attractive women in a special folder, even before you ask for changes to make these women more in line with your racial preferences. Trust me on this - it’s not going to turn into a general photoshop request thread, and no one is going to photoshop your pictures to help you get off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=68) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=70)