# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1381 "2017-05-10T23:16:32Z")
**Great White Dope** has a warning for trolling. [Warning](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20196589&postcount=74) > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Great White Dope View Post > > Just yesterday, liberals were still soaking the Internet with their tears over how incompetent James Comey is, and how he cost Crooked Hillary the election. > > > > Today? They’re soaking the Internet with their tears over his firing. > > > > It’s almost as if they’ll bitch and whine over anything President Trump does, simply because it’s President Trump doing it, and they’re whiny, spoiled little brats who didn’t get smacked in the mouth hard enough as children. > > This is a warning for trolling. If you feel you must, don’t. As a reminder, typically with warnings users may accumulate a few before more severe action is taken, however as with spam, trolling can at times be an instaban offense. I would recommend focusing on substantive contributions else your stay may be cut short. ---
**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1382 "2017-05-10T23:30:42Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Jesus **femmejean** , take your [sexual proclivities](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825793) elsewhere. It’s skeevy enough to know you collect photos of attractive women in a special folder, even before you ask for changes to make these women more in line with your racial preferences. > > Trust me on this - it’s not going to turn into a general photoshop request thread, and no one is going to photoshop your pictures to help you get off. Mate…I know this is the Pit but please sir, kindly stop getting so butthurt. Alright, a number of my previous posts and threads might have give off the impression that I have a strong sexual deviance, however I can assure you that is an eccentric fringe interest in observing beautiful human faces and relationships in various scenarios. Yes IT IS WEIRD but it only consists of a MINORITY of my life and time during the day. I should inform you and other users that I got a full penectomy and castration in a country with ‘less stringest rules’ to become prevent the further masculinisation of my body during puberty and to further my attemps to become more androgynous. Unlike trans people who undergo SRS, I don’t identify as woman at all but rather prefer to be a ‘nullified’ male. This included removing my ability for sex and masturbation. Perhaps TMI but I want you to know these images aren’t to get off…I have a sweet tooth for attractive brown eyed women and these images are just regular eye candy ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1383 "2017-05-10T23:42:03Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Mate…I know this is the Pit but please sir, kindly stop getting so butthurt. > > Alright, a number of my previous posts and threads **might have give off the impression that I have a strong sexual deviance** , however I can assure you that is an eccentric fringe interest in observing beautiful human faces and relationships in various scenarios. Yes IT IS WEIRD but it only consists of a MINORITY of my life and time during the day. > > I should inform you and other users that I got a full penectomy and castration in a country with ‘less stringest rules’ to become prevent the further masculinisation of my body during puberty and to further my attemps to become more androgynous. Unlike trans people who undergo SRS, I don’t identify as woman at all but rather prefer to be a ‘nullified’ male. This included removing my ability for sex and masturbation. > > Perhaps TMI but I want you to know these images aren’t to get off…I have a sweet tooth for attractive brown eyed women and these images are just regular eye candy The sun gives off the impression that it’s warm. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1384 "2017-05-10T23:55:46Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > Mate…I know this is the Pit but please sir, kindly stop getting so butthurt. > > Alright, a number of my previous posts and threads might have give off the impression that I have a strong sexual deviance, however I can assure you that is an eccentric fringe interest in observing beautiful human faces and relationships in various scenarios. Yes IT IS WEIRD but it only consists of a MINORITY of my life and time during the day. > > I should inform you and other users that I got a full penectomy and castration in a country with ‘less stringest rules’ to become prevent the further masculinisation of my body during puberty and to further my attemps to become more androgynous. Unlike trans people who undergo SRS, I don’t identify as woman at all but rather prefer to be a ‘nullified’ male. This included removing my ability for sex and masturbation. > > Perhaps TMI but I want you to know these images aren’t to get off…I have a sweet tooth for attractive brown eyed women and these images are just regular eye candy I’m with you on the brown eyed women. But what’s up with the surgery? Seems a bit drastic. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1385 "2017-05-11T00:16:24Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > I should inform you and other users that I got a full penectomy and castration in a country with ‘less stringest rules’ to become prevent the further masculinisation of my body during puberty and to further my attemps to become more androgynous. Unlike trans people who undergo SRS, I don’t identify as woman at all but rather prefer to be a ‘nullified’ male. This included removing my ability for sex and masturbation. My eyes just got permanently stuck due to the force of my induced eyeroll. :rolleyes: Now I’ll have to read with my head in my lap from now on thanks to your bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1386 "2017-05-11T00:32:45Z")
He’s some sort of rodent, I don’t know which. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1387 "2017-05-11T01:22:20Z")
> [@Is it gramatically correct to use 'no' at the end of a question in English?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-gramatically-correct-to-use-no-at-the-end-of-a-question-in-english/786321/1): > > I hear this mostly from foreign speakers when making somewhat of a statement and a question. I’m not anything close to a grammar nazi and it doesn’t irritate me when I hear it but I’ve always wondered, is it proper English? > > e.g. _It’s quite abnormal to become aroused by your parents, even though we do agree with you that they are well dressed, posh, nurturing, liberal, and attractive white females; no?_ Really? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1388 "2017-05-11T18:54:00Z")
**femmejean** is at it again: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825952](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825952) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1389 "2017-05-11T18:58:51Z")
I’m starting to wonder if **MANTRAPHILTER** hasn’t traded in his [woo hypothesis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823779) for spending his time fishing from the back of a slow moving boat. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1390 "2017-05-11T19:48:58Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’m starting to wonder if **MANTRAPHILTER** hasn’t traded in his [woo hypothesis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823779) for spending his time fishing from the back of a slow moving boat. The only way to know for sure whether he’s just lurking under a bridge waiting for goats or whether he really believes his stunning breakthroughs in every physical science EVAR… would be to read his work. No thanks. I can live with the uncertainty. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1391 "2017-05-11T19:52:03Z")
> [@femmejean](#): > > This included removing my ability for sex and masturbation Wow! You’ve sealed your mouth and anus as well? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1392 "2017-05-11T23:00:33Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’m starting to wonder if **MANTRAPHILTER** hasn’t traded in his [woo hypothesis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823779) for spending his time fishing from the back of a slow moving boat. Oy, \*That \*guy. So much salad. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1393 "2017-05-11T23:18:10Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Wow! You’ve sealed your mouth and anus as well? Hey, a couple of quarters, some krazy glue… done. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1394 "2017-05-12T00:35:14Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > …What is beyond me is how the mods put up with the blatant trolling. Signs are point to [“maybe not much longer”.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20200944&postcount=33) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1395 "2017-05-12T00:54:22Z")
Two for trolling. I’d say he’ll be gone any second now. ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1396 "2017-05-12T02:05:08Z")
He’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1397 "2017-05-12T02:12:25Z")
Bets on when his next sock will show up? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1398 "2017-05-12T02:16:01Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Bets on when his next sock will show up? _clicks stopwatch_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1399 "2017-05-12T02:55:40Z")
Within a day. Any other guesses? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2017, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1400 "2017-05-12T03:02:09Z")
I’d say he has already signed up. But when will he strike? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=71)