# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1441 "2017-05-16T18:32:03Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Yeah, Morganstern is a troll. And you are why brothers and sisters are not allowed to marry in CA. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1442 "2017-05-16T18:35:58Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > a new one from **dude robert** : > > [When removing ruined meat from a infected fluid wound, why put the scraps on the patient’s arm?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826308) > > I wonder how quickly he needs to know. How many troll threads does a troll need to troll before a troll gets a troll-self banned? (And, gross.) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1443 "2017-05-16T18:39:14Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > … > Shouldn’t you be in Russia with the Yes!11! California troll that fooled your retarded ass? Your behavior in that thread was trolling or delusional so perhaps you ought to refrain from commenting on others. > > And what is a Trumpanzee? We can refer to people as apes now? A Trumpanzee is a relative of the chimpanzee, only, they have small hands and very tiny penis and a classic ignorance or reality. Typically found at Trump rallys where they have little red make America great again hats and beady little bloodshot eyes, flared nostrils and are prone to mumbling. You can see why I’ve associated you with this class. Perfect fit. BTW, it’s hard to get any one from Russia to help us now that the Hairy Yam is allowing them all into the Oval office to see his pretty desk. But you Trumpanzees keep the denial up, because when old Hair Hitler’s card castle comes tumbling down, we’re all gonna be here laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1444 "2017-05-16T18:54:28Z")
Another **femmejean** winner. [Most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen on a computer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826326) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1445 "2017-05-16T19:01:10Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > a new one from **dude robert** : > > [When removing ruined meat from a infected fluid wound, why put the scraps on the patient’s arm?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826308) > > I wonder how quickly he needs to know. > [@When removing ruined meat from a infected fluid wound, why put the scraps on the patient's arm?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-removing-ruined-meat-from-a-infected-fluid-wound-why-put-the-scraps-on-the-patients-arm/786719/11): > > IANAD (post **doorhinge** d) I was shocked to find this out. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1446 "2017-05-16T19:07:00Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Another **femmejean** winner. > > [Most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen on a computer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826326) What’s troll worthy about this? Do you just follow this poster around and link to their threads here? I just don’t get it 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1447 "2017-05-16T19:29:49Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > What’s troll worthy about this? Do you just follow this poster around and link to their threads here? I just don’t get it 😕 I will grant you that not every thread he creates is trollish, but a significant number are. He’s the poster that came up with these winners, for example: [The used erotic products thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825952) [The impossible to have anal sex with a tall woman thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825400) Isn’t that the point of this thread anyway? Share the latest oeuvre of suspected trolls? I’ll lay off him though. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1448 "2017-05-16T19:33:03Z")
Apologies if this has been covered. People keep engaging with \*\*Okrahoma \*\*in the Clusterfuck thread to no useful purpose, but in effect, it lets him hijack. STOP THIS. You cannot have a rational discussion with this poster, at least not about Trump. It just means if you want to find the real discussion, you have to scroll past all of the pointless back-and-forth with him. The same thing is happening in the Obamessiah thread with **Damuri Ajashi**. Get a clue, people! Stop the useless debating with these people. It’s a hamster wheel that goes nowhere. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1449 "2017-05-16T19:36:33Z")
Another bizarre hypothetical from **dude robert** : [If the cockpit fell off a airliner while in mid-flight, could it be landed safely?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826370) ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1450 "2017-05-16T19:40:04Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Apologies if this has been covered. > > People keep engaging with \*\*Okrahoma \*\*in the Clusterfuck thread to no useful purpose, but in effect, it lets him hijack. STOP THIS. You cannot have a rational discussion with this poster, at least not about Trump. It just means if you want to find the real discussion, you have to scroll past all of the pointless back-and-forth with him. > > The same thing is happening in the Obamessiah thread with **Damuri Ajashi**. > > Get a clue, people! Stop the useless debating with these people. It’s a hamster wheel that goes nowhere. Just making sure that the russians paying them get their money’s worth. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1451 "2017-05-16T19:45:28Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Apologies if this has been covered. > > People keep engaging with \*\*Okrahoma \*\*in the Clusterfuck thread to no useful purpose, but in effect, it lets him hijack. STOP THIS. You cannot have a rational discussion with this poster, at least not about Trump. It just means if you want to find the real discussion, you have to scroll past all of the pointless back-and-forth with him. > > The same thing is happening in the Obamessiah thread with **Damuri Ajashi**. > > Get a clue, people! Stop the useless debating with these people. It’s a hamster wheel that goes nowhere. Best to just let it go. So many people have tried but the message just doesn’t get through. The SDMB is the most troll-baitingly troll baiting site on the internet. I swear the trolls talk to each other and say “Go to the SDMB. They’ll take anything seriously and argue with you for a week and eight pages over the most ridiculous things you can imagine” ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1452 "2017-05-16T19:47:39Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I will grant you that not every thread he creates is trollish, but a significant number are. He’s the poster that came up with these winners, for example: > > [The used erotic products thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825952) > [The impossible to have anal sex with a tall woman thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825400) > > Isn’t that the point of this thread anyway? Share the latest oeuvre of suspected trolls? > > I’ll lay off him though. True, but some threads are okay. Besides, I’ve seen an ad for “only used once” edible licorice underwear :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1453 "2017-05-16T19:51:06Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Apologies if this has been covered. > > People keep engaging with \*\*Okrahoma \*\*in the Clusterfuck thread to no useful purpose, but in effect, it lets him hijack. STOP THIS. You cannot have a rational discussion with this poster, at least not about Trump. It just means if you want to find the real discussion, you have to scroll past all of the pointless back-and-forth with him. > > The same thing is happening in the Obamessiah thread with **Damuri Ajashi**. > > Get a clue, people! Stop the useless debating with these people. It’s a hamster wheel that goes nowhere. Pit him. That should move the discussion over. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1454 "2017-05-16T20:00:24Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Best to just let it go. So many people have tried but the message just doesn’t get through. The SDMB is the most troll-baitingly troll baiting site on the internet. I swear the trolls talk to each other and say “Go to the SDMB. They’ll take anything seriously and argue with you for a week and eight pages over the most ridiculous things you can imagine” On the other hand, having people explain the same thing over and over in different ways is not an entirely useless task. I have learned some things here and there from the 5th time that something obvious is explained, and I have definitely found better methods of approaching explaining something to someone who is having a hard time understanding. It is hard to say when someone really is a troll, and when they are just having a hard time grasping a concept, and that is why it seems so frustrating. > [@Slash1972](#): > > True, but some threads are okay. Besides, I’ve seen an ad for “only used once” edible licorice underwear :eek: They told me to return the unused portion, but then refused to refund my money, so I did what I had to do. Little disgusting, I know, I mean, who likes licorice? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1455 "2017-05-16T20:02:39Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > They told me to return the unused portion, but then refused to refund my money, so I did what I had to do. Little disgusting, I know, I mean, who likes licorice? Luckily, it was [red licorice](http://i.imgur.com/YIzOQNn.png) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1456 "2017-05-16T20:26:24Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Luckily, it was [red licorice](http://i.imgur.com/YIzOQNn.png) 🙂 I clicked it, and I read it, and now I hate you. You ahve been awarded the lowest number of nuts, which is one. You have one nut, and may God have mercy on your soul. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1457 "2017-05-16T20:27:35Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Best to just let it go. So many people have tried but the message just doesn’t get through. The SDMB is the most troll-baitingly troll baiting site on the internet. I swear the trolls talk to each other and say “Go to the SDMB. They’ll take anything seriously and argue with you for a week and eight pages over the most ridiculous things you can imagine” We’re like pigs in the mud - we enjoy it too much. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1458 "2017-05-16T20:48:55Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Luckily, it was [red licorice](http://i.imgur.com/YIzOQNn.png) 🙂 That was hilarious. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1459 "2017-05-16T20:49:26Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Another bizarre hypothetical from **dude robert** : > > [If the cockpit fell off a airliner while in mid-flight, could it be landed safely?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826370) You might be able to land it safely [if you had enough sleep](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20207054&postcount=1421). You’d have to put on a brown winter jacket and glue the cockpit back on, though, if you had some glue and hadn’t spilled it all on your phone. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1460 "2017-05-16T20:50:41Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > A Trumpanzee is a relative of the chimpanzee, only, they have small hands and very tiny penis and a classic ignorance or reality. Typically found at Trump rallys where they have little red make America great again hats and beady little bloodshot eyes, flared nostrils and are prone to mumbling. You can see why I’ve associated you with this class. Perfect fit. > > BTW, it’s hard to get any one from Russia to help us now that the Hairy Yam is allowing them all into the Oval office to see his pretty desk. But you Trumpanzees keep the denial up, because when old Hair Hitler’s card castle comes tumbling down, we’re all gonna be here laughing. Why the penis fixation? Not that there is anything wrong with that… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=72) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=74)