# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1481 "2017-05-18T04:03:07Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Chimera’s Guide to Republican Trolls… Did you have anyone in particular in mind? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1482 "2017-05-18T04:13:21Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Did you have anyone in particular in mind? Works the same for the vast majority of them. Training they get through years of FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: emails and Yahoo! chatrooms. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1483 "2017-05-18T14:22:28Z")
**femmejean** at it again: [How would you react to finding illegal porn on your friend’s/family’s computer?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826507) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1484 "2017-05-18T14:27:32Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **femmejean** at it again: > > [How would you react to finding illegal porn on your friend’s/family’s computer?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826507) Eunuchs are the biggest freaks. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1485 "2017-05-18T15:22:43Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > **femmejean** at it again: > > [How would you react to finding illegal porn on your friend’s/family’s computer?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826507) Correct answer: Depends on how good it is!! 😃 And [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826523), people are taking this stupid question seriously. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1486 "2017-05-18T22:38:13Z")
In [this thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826326) **femmejean** asks, “What is the worst thing you’ve accidentally seen on a computer?” The first thing that came to mind was “Some of your posts”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1487 "2017-05-19T04:52:28Z")
Just checking - I am not the only who thinks **femmejean** is a troll? ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1488 "2017-05-19T11:42:47Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Just checking - I am not the only who thinks **femmejean** is a troll? You are not. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1489 "2017-05-19T14:03:00Z")
[RubenQ](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826568) just got noted and had his latest thread shut down for non-participation in his threads. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1490 "2017-05-19T14:24:34Z")
Any thoughts on **HueyLogan** , who is currently [scolding the board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20217047&postcount=16) for being mean to poor old dead Roger Ailes? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1491 "2017-05-19T14:44:17Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Any thoughts on **HueyLogan** , who is currently [scolding the board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20217047&postcount=16) for being mean to poor old dead Roger Ailes? Just another Republican who wants to ask questions about the Clintons and other Dem figures in a pale and weak attempt to distract attention away from the failings of his side. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1492 "2017-05-19T15:25:52Z")
> [@ioioio](#): > > In [this thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826326) **femmejean** asks, “What is the worst thing you’ve accidentally seen on a computer?” > > The first thing that came to mind was “Some of your posts”. Well, we now know he [got what he was looking fo](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20218772&postcount=66)r: > [@](#): > > Hmm…I assume there was no penetration. > > No jokes intended, don’t want to really ask in General Questions but bestiality with horses generally leads to death doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1493 "2017-05-19T16:19:36Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [RubenQ](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826568) just got noted and had his latest thread shut down for non-participation in his threads. I smell [footwear](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1494 "2017-05-19T17:31:38Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Any thoughts on **HueyLogan** , who is currently [scolding the board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20217047&postcount=16) for being mean to poor old dead Roger Ailes? None at all. He isn’t worth giving any of my thoughts to. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1495 "2017-05-19T17:54:37Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > None at all. He isn’t worth giving any of my thoughts to. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PrvXoin9NcA/hqdefault.jpg "Monty Python Belgians") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrvXoin9NcA&t=10s) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1496 "2017-05-19T18:23:28Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I smell [footwear](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). I think that footwear just got thrown out. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1497 "2017-05-19T18:33:56Z")
If anyone hd any doubts about femmejean’s sincerity: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219181&postcount=191](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219181&postcount=191) ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1498 "2017-05-19T18:37:08Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > If anyone hd any doubts about femmejean’s sincerity: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219181&postcount=191](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219181&postcount=191) Holy crap on a cracker. You could have at least warned me to hold on to my monocle. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1499 "2017-05-19T18:41:22Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > If anyone hd any doubts about femmejean’s sincerity: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219181&postcount=191](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219181&postcount=191) That post screams: “LOOK AT MEEEEE! SOMEONE REPLY TO MEEEEEE!” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1500 "2017-05-19T18:45:20Z")
Some accused trolls have obvious mental issues. Others are not trolls because they really do hold horrible opinions or ideas. They’re just truly awful human beings, but are not deliberately trying to get a rise. The true trolls are the saddest cases. Essentially they are sitting at home, typing away, frantically trying to attract attention to themselves. ANY kind of attention… even negative attention. Effectively, they are desperately reaching out for any kind of human contact, a simple acknowledgement that they are part of a society (even a negative part). An acknowledgement that they **even exist** at all. Their sense of self worth must be absolutely in the toilet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=76)