# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 76

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1501 "2017-05-19T18:48:26Z")

</div>

> [@Czarcasm](#):
>
> I think that footwear just got thrown out.

Yep. As with **ckalli** , **Hbk** likes to return every so often.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1502 "2017-05-19T18:49:38Z")

</div>

> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
>
> Some accused trolls have obvious mental issues.  
> Others are not trolls because they really do hold horrible opinions or ideas. They’re just truly awful human beings, but are not deliberately trying to get a rise.
> 
> The true trolls are the saddest cases. Essentially they are sitting at home, typing away, frantically trying to attract attention to themselves. ANY kind of attention… even negative attention. Effectively, they are desperately reaching out for any kind of human contact, a simple acknowledgement that they are part of a society (even a negative part). An acknowledgement that they **even exist** at all.
> 
> **Their sense of self worth must be absolutely in the toilet.**

Well, _that_ will make them feel better.

😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1503 "2017-05-20T14:02:56Z")

</div>

It’s official. **femmejean** is a troll.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219382&postcount=195](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219382&postcount=195)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1504 "2017-05-20T14:26:30Z")

</div>

> [@cochrane](#):
>
> It’s official. **femmejean** is a troll.
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219382&postcount=195](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219382&postcount=195)

Give him the benefit of the doubt. He might be a supremely bigoted asshole of a jerk piece of shit.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1505 "2017-05-20T14:32:43Z")

</div>

He has picked [a quiet, simple, non-controversial topic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826683) for GQ.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1506 "2017-05-20T14:34:55Z")

</div>

Clearly he was not getting the response he wanted from sex topics and has decided to try racism.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1507 "2017-05-20T15:02:21Z")

</div>

The ultimate femmejene post: “Boy, those 9/11 Arabs have some weird ideas about sex.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1508 "2017-05-20T16:19:28Z")

</div>

> [@DrFidelius](#):
>
> Clearly he was not getting the response he wanted from sex topics and has decided to try racism.

Hmm…

Okay I know that those topics seem quite ‘edgy’. I can understand you thinking the sex discussions were a bit over the edge and hard to take seriously but honestly, the opinions about race thing are true. Don’t really see why I’d be lying or over-exaggerating.

Keep in mind I’m half black myself and have lived in the US and a European country. I’ll just clarify what I meant in that post since this is the Pit.

Unless people are blind, we know that race, gender, attractiveness, class etc…determines how people treat you. If you as a prospective parent have the chance to improve your kids lives by ensuring that their ‘properties’ are considered ideal and refuse to do that…Find it hard to respect you IMO.

I’ve dealt with some serious issues concerning my African family because of this. No longer speak to them…well they don’t speak to me because I basically shared some of my ‘racist’ opinions with them.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1509 "2017-05-20T16:37:44Z")

</div>

So you think that black people are morally obligated to produce half-white children so that they will be less ugly?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1510 "2017-05-20T16:38:53Z")

</div>

> [@femmejean](#):
>
> Hmm…
> 
> Okay I know that those topics seem quite ‘edgy’. I can understand you thinking the sex discussions were a bit over the edge and hard to take seriously but honestly, the opinions about race thing are true. Don’t really see why I’d be lying or over-exaggerating.
> 
> \*\*Keep in mind I’m half black myself \*\*and have lived in the US and a European country. I’ll just clarify what I meant in that post since this is the Pit.
> 
> Unless people are blind, we know that race, gender, attractiveness, class etc…determines how people treat you. If you as a prospective parent have the chance to improve your kids lives by ensuring that their ‘properties’ are considered ideal and refuse to do that…Find it hard to respect you IMO.
> 
> I’ve dealt with some serious issues concerning my African family because of this. No longer speak to them…well they don’t speak to me because I basically shared some of my ‘racist’ opinions with them.

Left side or right side?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![femmejean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/0ea827/32.png) [@femmejean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/femmejean)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1511 "2017-05-20T16:57:14Z")

</div>

> [@running\_coach](#):
>
> Left side or right side?

On mothers side…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1512 "2017-05-20T17:06:25Z")

</div>

In this thread, of all places, DNFTT.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1513 "2017-05-20T18:04:39Z")

</div>

> [@John\_Mace](#):
>
> In this thread, of all places, DNFTT.

This _please_.

If there’s a need to converse with a controversial poster, give them their own Pit thread. It’s too easy for a troll to completely derail our fun little thread.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1514 "2017-05-20T18:11:41Z")

</div>

> [@John\_Mace](#):
>
> In this thread, of all places, DNFTT.

> [@ioioio](#):
>
> This _please_.
> 
> If there’s a need to converse with a controversial poster, give them their own Pit thread. It’s too easy for a troll to completely derail our fun little thread.

That whooshing sound was the U.S.S Enterprise (No bloody A, B, C, or D) racing by.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1515 "2017-05-20T18:12:58Z")

</div>

> [@femmejean](#):
>
> Hmm…
> 
> Okay I know that those topics seem quite ‘edgy’. I can understand you thinking the sex discussions were a bit over the edge and hard to take seriously but honestly, the opinions about race thing are true. Don’t really see why I’d be lying or over-exaggerating.
> 
> Keep in mind I’m half black myself and have lived in the US and a European country. I’ll just clarify what I meant in that post since this is the Pit.
> 
> Unless people are blind, we know that race, gender, attractiveness, class etc…determines how people treat you. If you as a prospective parent have the chance to improve your kids lives by ensuring that their ‘properties’ are considered ideal and refuse to do that…Find it hard to respect you IMO.
> 
> I’ve dealt with some serious issues concerning my African family because of this. No longer speak to them…well they don’t speak to me because I basically shared some of my ‘racist’ opinions with them.

If your opinion is that black people are less attractive than white people, then yes, your opinion is racist. Standards of beauty are subjective and largely based on societal and cultural influences.

Even if your opinion is strictly about trying to help children succeed, it ignores the fact that there are many, many other factors that influence a child’s chance at success. Most obviously, a child will have the greatest chance success with _loving parents who love each other_ – so obviously, if two black people fall in love with each other, it’s entirely reasonable of them to marry and form a family (or not, if that’s what they choose).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1516 "2017-05-20T18:59:50Z")

</div>

Onyerbike: [Ceremonial combat must return or extinction](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826674). May just have been a one time drunk posting (he first signed up March '14), so not sure if he is trolling or serious.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1517 "2017-05-20T19:05:19Z")

</div>

I took that one as a joke at first. Now I’m not so sure. A future contender, possibly.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1518 "2017-05-20T19:08:34Z")

</div>

nm

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1519 "2017-05-20T19:33:20Z")

</div>

> [@running\_coach](#):
>
> That whooshing sound was the U.S.S Enterprise (No bloody A, B, C, or D) racing by.

In space, no one can hear you whoosh. 😃

**dude robert** has also picked up a warning for trolling.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219227&postcount=32](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219227&postcount=32)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1520 "2017-05-20T20:45:54Z")

</div>

> [@ioioio](#):
>
> This _please_.
> 
> If there’s a need to converse with a controversial poster, give them their own Pit thread. It’s too easy for a troll to completely derail our fun little thread.

Speaking of derailing our fun little thread, there’s been a [complaint](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826654) in ATMB.

I feel so misunderstood.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=75)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=77)
