# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1521 "2017-05-20T20:55:44Z")

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> [@femmejean](#):
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> I’ve dealt with some serious issues concerning my African family because of this. No longer speak to them…well they don’t speak to me because I basically shared some of my ‘racist’ opinions with them.

Don’t just say ‘racist’ like that. Bigotry has a long and storied history. Some of the most infamous people in history were racists. Be proud. Pretend you still have your dick and balls. Be, RACIST!

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1522 "2017-05-20T21:03:05Z")

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Gosh, it is always so horrible when people hold you accountable for your words and actions. It is just so hard to be an oppressed White Christian in this country anymore when you can’t speak freely without someone becoming offended.

Yup, sure. I hear that a lot. From white “christians” who think they don’t have to have any kind of filter on their words or adjust to their audience. You know, basic social graces and courtesies like that. They’re so difficult.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1523 "2017-05-20T22:50:31Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Speaking of derailing our fun little thread, there’s been a [complaint](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826654) in ATMB.
> 
> I feel so misunderstood.

Not a complaint, a question about whether we can talk about banned posters, or not, when the impression I’ve gotten over the years reading between the lines of various posts and actions (e.g. locked ATMB threads whenever someone tries to ask about a recent bannee) is that you cannot. The mods in that thread said that, yes, we apparently can, in the Pit at least, which was news to me.

As far as giving grief to the _Unbanned_, note I’ve been at the forefront in this thread on a regular basis.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1524 "2017-05-21T11:42:29Z")

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The [latest contender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826736#post20222287), rider56AK907, ia rude and nearly illiterate twerp. I’m wondering, though, what clues to what banned poster he is can be found in the user name.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1525 "2017-05-21T11:54:12Z")

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The [latest contender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826736#post20222287), rider56AK907, ia rude and nearly illiterate twerp. I’m wondering, though, what clues to what banned poster he is can be found in the user name.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1526 "2017-05-21T13:18:44Z")

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You can say that again!

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1527 "2017-05-21T13:23:25Z")

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Another [genius](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20222321&postcount=471), crushed by TPTB. He could be the next Einstein!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1528 "2017-05-21T15:29:51Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Another [genius](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20222321&postcount=471), crushed by TPTB. He could be the next Einstein!

[FOOLS! I’11 DESTROY THEM ALL!](http://blog.therisetothetop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/MadScientist.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2017, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1529 "2017-05-21T17:45:40Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> The [latest contender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826736#post20222287), rider56AK907, ia rude and nearly illiterate twerp. I’m wondering, though, what clues to what banned poster he is can be found in the user name.

I wondered if he was the same as the Navy wannabe who had the steel rod in his leg. Remarkably similar questions. Didn’t bother to try and compare their posting styles though.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1530 "2017-05-22T22:09:38Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> It’s official. **femmejean** is a troll.
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219382&postcount=195](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20219382&postcount=195)

I’m starting to think **femmejean** is **jtur88’s** alter-ego that only posts when **jtur** is asleep.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1531 "2017-05-23T22:04:15Z")

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Speaking of [“real nut cases”…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826917)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1532 "2017-05-23T22:07:32Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Speaking of [“real nut cases”…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826917)

According to the poster in question, it is a nutless case. And that looks like a drop-off-the-map thread. Maybe we will be able to ignore it this time.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1533 "2017-05-23T22:16:38Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> …Maybe we will be able to ignore it this time.

Sure, and we’re living in Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1534 "2017-05-23T22:22:17Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Maybe we will be able to ignore it this time.

“We” can’t even ignore this [gem of an OP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826911) in GD.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1535 "2017-05-23T22:49:33Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> The [latest contender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826736#post20222287), rider56AK907, ia rude and nearly illiterate twerp. I’m wondering, though, what clues to what banned poster he is can be found in the user name.

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids experimented with The Mary Jane and stolen beers from Daddy’s fridge before being gatewayed into shooting meth into their veins?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1536 "2017-05-24T02:25:23Z")

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Looks like our ardent friend Okrahoma oozed his way out of the pit after getting his ass handed to him.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1537 "2017-05-24T03:49:22Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Whatever happened to the good old days when kids experimented with The Mary Jane and stolen beers from Daddy’s fridge before being gatewayed into shooting meth into their veins?

I’m curious now. What benefits does keeping marijuana in a refrigerator have?

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1538 "2017-05-24T07:24:25Z")

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New member **macooo** o has opened a thread in Cafe Society to inform us of the benefits of eating dates after a fast. It’s hard to tell for sure, but it seems to have something to do with being Muslim.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826941](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826941)

> [@](#):
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> if you are feeling weak, don’t hesitate to take 7 dates in the morning as the prophet (PBUH) recommended.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1539 "2017-05-24T07:51:32Z")

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Ramadan starts in a couple of days. I think it’s a legit post, albeit perhaps not on the right message board.

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1540 "2017-05-24T09:25:55Z")

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> [@ioioio](#):
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> New member **macooo** o has opened a thread in Cafe Society to inform us of the benefits of eating dates after a fast. It’s hard to tell for sure, but it seems to have something to do with being Muslim.
> 
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826941](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826941)

So, talking about Ramadan makes you a troll?

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