# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 79
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1561 "2017-05-24T23:47:10Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > A poster who specializes in threads about porn and fetishes asks [who spanks their kids](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826836). > > And dopers happily respond.:smack: In his latest one, he asks how many people stash porn on their computers. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826990](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826990) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1562 "2017-05-25T01:06:52Z")
Ever have a Doper completely escape your notice? A member named **Esco** was banned this morning. I honestly have absolutely no memory of ever seeing him on here, anywhere. He was usually in the political threads apparently, even tho I admittedly don’t spend a lot of time in those I still don’t recall ever seeing him. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1563 "2017-05-25T02:28:48Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Ever have a Doper completely escape your notice? > > A member named **Esco** was banned this morning. > > I honestly have absolutely no memory of ever seeing him on here, anywhere. He was usually in the political threads apparently, even tho I admittedly don’t spend a lot of time in those I still don’t recall ever seeing him. I only noted his existence in the past couple of days. Perhaps because he seemed intent on suicide by mod. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1564 "2017-05-25T02:56:23Z")
Yeah, telling a mod to fuck off in a non-pit forum and that he should just ban you. \ _ **REQUEST GRANTED** _ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1565 "2017-05-25T03:16:08Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Yeah, telling a mod to fuck off in a non-pit forum and that he should just ban you. > > \ > > _ **REQUEST GRANTED** _ Even in the Pit, it’s not a good idea if it’s **Miller** and he’s got his mod hat on. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1566 "2017-05-25T11:03:27Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I honestly have absolutely no memory of ever seeing him on here, anywhere. He showed up in a thread about a baseball player being punished for calling another player a faggot from the field–Esco came in to defend the player. I searched his posting history, and found that the majority of his few posts were to espouse/defend his homophobia. I was expecting a meltdown over that subject to be what got him banned–the Manchester bombing was a fluke event that got him there first. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1567 "2017-05-25T13:14:56Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He showed up in a thread about a baseball player being punished for calling another player a faggot from the field–Esco came in to defend the player. I searched his posting history, and found that the majority of his few posts were to espouse/defend his homophobia. I was expecting a meltdown over that subject to be what got him banned–the Manchester bombing was a fluke event that got him there first. I’d already forgotten _where_ I’d run across him. He had some, uh, novel arguments. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1568 "2017-05-25T19:09:22Z")
The first time I noticed him was his thread about dating a woman who did recreational coke. I was startled to notice his join date was 2013. Those threads are usually newbies. I don’t understand why people force the ban. If you don’t want to be here, why not, oh just spit-balling, not come here? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1569 "2017-05-25T20:06:49Z")
[New one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827044)! This one had made only 3 posts since joining (all in late October 2016) before exploding today. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1570 "2017-05-25T21:01:49Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [New one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827044)! This one had made only 3 posts since joining (all in late October 2016) before exploding today. A sleeper troll. Ach!!! I fed it! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1571 "2017-05-25T21:02:22Z")
Another one who is allergic to the shift key. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1572 "2017-05-25T21:21:45Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [New one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827044)! This one had made only 3 posts since joining (all in late October 2016) before exploding today. Another anti-Muslim bigot. They’re about a dime a dozen, less when there’s a sale. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1573 "2017-05-25T21:24:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Another one who is allergic to the shift key. Also not so good with the homophones. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1574 "2017-05-25T21:25:01Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Also not so good with the homophones. Or the homophobes. And, worst of the worst, “should of”. That should rate an insta-ban right there. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1575 "2017-05-25T21:29:37Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And, worst of the worst, “should of”. That should rate an insta-ban right there. How are you with “Shoulda…?” ---
**Author:** ![Ramira](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ramira/32/344_2.png) [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1576 "2017-05-25T21:33:40Z")
Ah we learn that the mathematics has the religious affiliations from him. It is indeed more than the bigot, it is the troll. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1577 "2017-05-25T22:35:12Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > How are you with “Shoulda…?” Two week suspension. Coulda been worse! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1578 "2017-05-25T23:27:55Z")
[An absolute gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824040) from **Complexintuition**. Newton ain’t all that, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1579 "2017-05-25T23:29:10Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Another anti-Muslim bigot. They’re about a dime a dozen, less when there’s a sale. That guy is laughably ignorant about religion and history. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1580 "2017-05-26T01:02:49Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > [An absolute gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824040) from **Complexintuition**. Newton ain’t all that, y’all. And he’s gone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=78) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=80)