# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1581 "2017-05-26T01:11:37Z")

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Some likely sock puppetry in that thread (2 banees in one day from it).

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1582 "2017-05-26T01:37:00Z")

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And a suspension, though I suspect **septimus** was spanked because of some other misbehavior.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1583 "2017-05-26T01:38:21Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> [An absolute gem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=824040) from **Complexintuition**. Newton ain’t all that, y’all.

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> And he’s gone.

> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Some likely sock puppetry in that thread (2 banees in one day from it).

Ah, Cameron, [del]we barely got to know ye[/del] we’re sick of your face around here. Don’t let the door hit you where the pig bit you.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1584 "2017-05-26T03:21:24Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Ah, Cameron, [del]we barely got to know ye[/del] we’re sick of your face around here. Don’t let the door hit you where the pig bit you.

Where the good lord split ya!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1585 "2017-05-26T03:25:16Z")

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I guessed who the second bannee was before checking the thread. Yay me.

**JohnT** if you want to try that event thread again, I’m in.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1586 "2017-05-26T13:38:15Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Some likely sock puppetry in that thread (2 banees in one day from it).

Soft Denial is our vowel-avoiding, ignorance-spouting, Islam-hating friend.

ETA: And Cameron to boot?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1587 "2017-05-26T13:42:07Z")

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Anyone notice the not-so-subtle threadshit by [femmejean here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20231383&postcount=3)? NOBODY in that thread wants to hear your whinings about how you don’t like the way you look, me bucko.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1588 "2017-05-26T15:14:56Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> ETA: And Cameron to boot?

Not likely.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1589 "2017-05-26T15:47:10Z")

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Our not-favorite poster asks for [material for his rape fantasies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827096).

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1590 "2017-05-26T18:21:15Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Our not-favorite poster asks for [material for his rape fantasies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827096).

This idiot has 250 posts, and has started 104 threads.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1591 "2017-05-26T18:24:35Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Our not-favorite poster asks for [material for his rape fantasies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827096).

I love **ivylass’s** response to his claim that his thread is "interesting’:

> [@](#):
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> Interesting is picking a restaurant for dinner.
> 
> Speculating how someone may respond to a violent crime does not seem “interesting” to me.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1592 "2017-05-26T19:23:00Z")

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He’s got one going now on “piercing” eyeballs. yuck.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1593 "2017-05-26T19:26:17Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> He’s got one going now on “piercing” eyeballs. yuck.

He’s indeed the personification of rule 34.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1594 "2017-05-26T19:40:12Z")

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His “scat fetish” thread got resurrected, too.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1595 "2017-05-26T20:01:26Z")

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**FJ’s** Rape fantasy thread has been locked. He has been asked not to start any new threads while the mods discuss his nonsense.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1596 "2017-05-26T20:01:53Z")

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Thankfully, **Asimovian** closed the rape thread for now. I was heartened to see some of the responses as people wise up to this disgusting troll.

Hopefully the no new posts rule is lasting.

> [@Female dopers, would you comply with a mugger or rapist?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/female-dopers-would-you-comply-with-a-mugger-or-rapist/787473/27):
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> **Moderator Note**
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> I am (temporarily, at least) locking this thread while we discuss within the moderator loop.
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> **femmejean** , in the interim, please refrain from starting any new threads over the next 24 hours or until further notice. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1597 "2017-05-26T20:14:22Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Our not-favorite poster asks for [material for his rape fantasies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827096).

**Femmejean** is using the SDMB as a personal porn site.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1598 "2017-05-26T20:23:23Z")

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Then I have to admire that person’s imagination. We don’t even have pictures here!

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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1599 "2017-05-26T20:24:28Z")

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I reported that rape thread knowing I’d get modded. It was worth it. I’m glad the mods are looking into his posts.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/1600 "2017-05-26T20:29:04Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> I reported that rape thread knowing I’d get modded. It was worth it. I’m glad the mods are looking into his posts.

That was a pretty serious offense and you didn’t get warned. Which was surprising. Not that I’m complaining, because **FJ** was deserving of the remark.

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